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Chapter 6: Vodka pong and strobe lights

EPOV

The date had been interesting to say the least. I am never taking Emmett golfing ever again. At least I seemed to get Bella to talk more. We joked around which was a good thing. Being left at her door without even a goodnight kiss was, of course, not good. She was much better at this head game then I had given her credit for. But, I was not going to let her beat me.

I went up to my room to get a change of clothes and went to take a cold shower; this cold shower shit was getting on my nerves.

After my shower I stopped in to check on Jasper.

I opened the door to see Jasper lying on the bed with Alice nursing his hurt knee with a bag of ice.

"How you feeling, Jasper?" I asked sitting down on Emmett's bed.

"My knee is swelling, my head is killing me. Never again am I going golfing with Emmett." He groaned.

"That makes two of us." I laughed. "Are you going to that party tomorrow night?"

"If I can walk." He answered. "Are you going?"

"Yes, he is." Alice cut in. I raised an eyebrow at her.

"You lost that bet to Bella. So, you have to go." She said then added, "If you don't like to lose, I guess you shouldn't bet." I think she was implying more then she was saying but, I dropped it.

I talked to Jasper and Alice for a few minutes then went to my room. They seemed to be getting close. If I lost this bet to Jasper I would be pissed. I have never lost and Jasper has never come to winning before.

But right now I had bigger problems, like Mike fuckin Newton's party that I did not want to go to.

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After my classes I went to the cafeteria to meet up with Jasper and Emmett. They were back on speaking terms, which was good. I hate when they put me in the middle of that shit.

"Eddie boy, you ready for the party tonight?" Emmett asked.

I groaned and rolled my eyes. Totally not looking forward to this party. Usually Newton's parties were boring; it was usually just the nerd brigade. And the only girls they could get to go I had already slept with. Not the place I want to be. But, Bella would be with me, so there was at least one silver lining.

"Where is he having this party at?" I asked.

"He's having the party at Felix's place." Jasper answered. Felix was my dorm roommate last year. He got his own place off campus this year, leaving me the room to myself.

"How did he get Felix to agree to that?" I asked amazed.

They both shrugged.

"Maybe it won't be so boring after all." Knowing Felix, there would be plenty of alcohol.

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I told Jasper and Emmett that I would meet them in there room when I was ready to leave for the party, before going to get the girls.

I had just buttoned my pants when someone knocked on the door. I walked to the door with my shirt in hand, opened the door to find Bella. I noticed her eyes were zeroed in on my chest. I couldn't contain the grin that took control of lips.

"Hey, Bella." I opened the door further allowing her to walk in into my room. "How did you know where my room was?"

After Bella gained control of her eyes again she jumped up and down with mock excitement and said, "Oh my god you're the Edward Cullen. Is there a girl in this school that doesn't know where your room is?"

"Very funny." I said sitting down on my bed to put my shoes on. "And no, no girls know where my room is. I don't bring girls here or I would get stalkers twenty-four seven."

"You are so full of yourself that I literally want to vomit right now." She said sitting herself of the empty bed across from mine. "Emmett told me where your room was. Were all waiting on you."

"Whatcha go in the bag?" I asked taking in the bag she had set at her feet.

"Ah, it's my drug of choice. Vodka." She said pulling out a bottle from the bag. "Mike said there was going to be beer but, I don't do beer."

"Do you plan on getting drunk?" I asked noticing she had about five bottles of vodka in the bag.

"Nah. Not me." She laughed.

I didn't know what she found so funny. I shrugged it off. I threw on my shirt even though I knew she was still staring at my naked chest. I put my jacket on and led Bella out the door to meet up with everyone else.

We all rode in Emmett truck even though Bella argued to take her truck. We all agreed that it would be better to take one vehicle if everyone was going to be drinking. It would be easier to leave behind one vehicle instead of three different ones.

Walking into Felix's place there where a lot more people then I expected. Of course Newton zeroed right in on Bella.

"Hey, Bella. I'm glad you came." Mike gushed. It didn't go unnoticed to me that his eyes kept wandering from her face to her chest.

I grabbed Bella's arm dragging her away from Mike before she could even respond to him. "Come on, I want you to meet Felix."

"I'll see ya later Mike." She called over her shoulder as I dragged her with me.

I saw Felix sitting on a bar stool in the corner of the kitchen. "Hey Felix." I clapped him on the back.

"Cullen!" He seemed like he had already been drinking for awhile, which wasn't odd for him. "I'm glad to see ya man."

"Yeah, it's good to see you too." I said then I pulled Bella up next to me. "Felix this is Bella, Bella this is Felix. He was roommate last year."

Bella shook Felix's hand which seemed to hold on for a little longer then necessary. My jealous side suddenly taking over again and tightening my hand on hers that I still had and pulled her back to my side. I don't know where this jealous shit was coming from. Never before had I ever felt anything for one of my marks, most of all jealousy.

"It's nice to meet you Bella. You brought a girl to a party? That is very un-Cullen-esque of you." Felix laughed at his own joke, which wasn't really a joke at all; I had never brought a girl to a party. I just left with them.

"All though I can see why you brought this one." Felix said looking Bella up and down. "When you get bored with Cullen, and you will, come find me."

Bella laughed and said, "I might just do that." I could tell she was uncomfortable.

I started dragging Bella away from Felix. "Where gonna go mingle."

Felix waved still laughing as we walked away. We walked into the living room to see Emmett, Rosalie, and Alice and Jasper all dancing among other people. All of the furniture had been moved so that people could dance.

Bella and I walked outside to the back yard where the keg was. I grabbed a cup of beer while Bella just grabbed a bunch of cups. I raised an eyebrow at her in wonder as to what she was doing.

"Up for some beer pong?" She asked setting cups up on the Ping-Pong table.

"I thought you didn't like beer?"

"Okay, vodka pong?"

"Can my cups have beer?" I asked watching her half fill the cups on her side with vodka.

"Hell no. If I'm downing vodka, then so are you." Then she took out another bottle of vodka and starting filling up the cups on my side. Holy shit she was putting a lot of vodka in each cup.

I downed my beer then picked up the Ping-Pong balls. "You're going down Swan."

"In your dreams Cullen."

"So, what do I get if I win?" I asked as I threw my first ball.

She leaned on the table and seemed to think about it for a second. "If you win, you can have whatever you want." Then she licked her lips making my dick twitch.

I swallowed hard and said, "You just said a mouthful. Just like your going to have a mouthful later, when I win."

She fuckin laughed.

My ball sailed across the table and landed right into a cup. I smiled as she cringed and picked the cup up. My eyes widened as she downed the whole cup. Each cup had about five full shots in it.

We drew a crowed as we played. Emmett and Jasper were cheering for me while Rosalie was cheering for Bella. Alice was just sort of cheering in general. She was jumping like crazy and dancing in her spot.

"I want to play, I want to play." Alice chanted. She walked up to the table and pushed Bella out of the way. She picked up a ball and threw it so hard it bounced off the table and hit me in the face.

"Oops, I guess that was a little hard." She started jumping and clapping her hands again. "Oh-my-god-this-game-is-so-much-fun-I-love-this-party-I-just-want-to-dance-oh-my-god-I'm-going-to-run-around-the-house-Jazzy!-time-me!" she said all run together. I have had way too much to drink to be able to catch even half of what she said. Then she suddenly took off running.

"Jasper?" Bella said slowly. "What the hell is wrong with Alice?"

"I'm not really sure. She wanted to taste my Yager bomb, and she drank it all, then she became…well, what you saw." Must be Jasper had had quite a few, his speech was slurred.

"Doesn't that have redbull in it?"

"Yeah." He said starting to sway.

"Jasper!" She screeched. "Have you ever met Alice? She's a very energetic person. You can't give her an energy drink! Go find her!"

Jasper stumbled off as we laughed at his wobbling and went back to our game. Emmett and Rosalie joined the game as Bella was filling up more cups with vodka.

Our first game ended with Bella emptying all of her cups while I still had three left. "You know what that means, Bella baby! You owe me head." I smiled at her.

She leaned on the table and said, "Later." Then blew me a kiss. I groaned as my cock did a little happy dance in my pants.

We all laughed as Alice ran by yelling that someone was chasing her. "Damn it, Alice. Slow down" Jasper yelled trying to catch up to her.

I had probably downed about fifteen glasses of vodka before my vision started to blur, and every mother-fuckin-thing became funny to me. Emmett seemed as bad off as I was, maybe worse since his ping pong balls weren't even landing on the table. Bella and Rosalie on the other hand seemed to be completely fine.

BPOV

I laughed with Rose as Emmett threw his ball and it again completely missed the table. Edward and Emmett were totally trashed. Jasper was getting back to trashed now that he had finally rained in Alice and he could drink again.

"What exactly are we drinking?" Rose whispered.

"Flavored water." I laughed.

"And them?" She nodded toward Emmett and Edward.

"Straight vodka. We should probably end this game before they end up with alcohol poisoning. I didn't think they would actually drink this much."

"Idiots." Rosalie mumbled.

"Do you want to go dance, Edward?" I asked trying to get him away from the vodka.

"Yeah! You owe me a dance. No Newton this time." He slurred loudly.

I took him by the hand and led him into the house and into the living room, where there were a few people left. Jessica and mike were dancing along side Angela and Ben. I could see Felix, who kind of scared me, passed out on the kitchen floor.

We were all dancing for a few minutes, Edward getting extremely handsy, before Tyler and Lauren came into the room. Tyler decided we needed something different and turned out the lights and turned on a strobe light.

Mike suddenly yelled, "Oh shit, it's a fuckin occifer!" Then he threw himself on the floor.

"What the fucks an occifer?" Edward asked confused.

"I think he means officer." Angela laughed.

"What the hell is happening?" Emmett yelled. "The fucking room is spinning. Make it stop!"

"The rooms not spinning. Calm down." Rosalie said putting her hand on his chest to try and sooth him.

Edward was doubled over laughing.

"Everyone stop moving!" Jasper suddenly screamed making me jump.

"Jazz, no one is moving." Alice said. Edward's laughter was getting worse.

"Yes, you are all moving towards me in slow motion. It's freaking me out." He said backing into a wall.

I think Edward stopped breathing from his laughter. I heard him take in a huge breath then start laughing again.

Suddenly he straightened up and became extremely serious. "Bella, lets have sex right here. It will look like a porno in slow motion." Of course it was all slurred. "We can even get that occifer to join if you want." He started laughing again.

"Yeah, I don't know about that. There are a bunch of people in here." I answered.

"An audience." He said waving his arms around knocking Mike back down who had just pulled himself back up. "Every porno needs an audience. Or else, what's the point?"

"I'm going to throw up if the room doesn't stop spinning." Emmett threatened.

"Why is everyone moving so slowly?" Jasper asked from the corner he had backed himself into. Edward was back to his hysterical laughter.

"Tyler, could you turn the light back on?" I asked.

"I would but I can't see anything."

I looked over to Tyler and rolled my eyes.

"You don't see anything because you're facing the wall."

Tyler turned around slowly. "Holy shit, there you are. I thought I was going blind. Jasper, your right everyone is moving in slow motion. That is fucking creepy. Stop it."

Suddenly the lights came back on. Lauren was standing at the switch with a video camera. "Say hello to youtube everyone. This shit is golden."

That just started Edward on another round of laughter.

"Lets get you home." I said pulling Edward up to a standing position.

"Now you're talking my language." He mocked whispered in my ear. He wrapped his arm around my shoulder and leaned on me as we made our way out to Emmett's jeep.

After a few minutes we got the keys from Emmett and hoped in the driver's seat after getting Edward into the passenger seat, which was not easy.

"Hey!" Edward screamed as I was pulling away from the curb. "Let's go get tattoos."

"I don't know if that is such a good idea." I said.

"I want to get across my chest, 'don't hate the player, love the game'."

"I think the saying is 'hate the game'." I corrected him.

"Who would hate the game?" He scoffed. "It's a great game."

"You would know." I mumbled.

"I want to get 'Occifer Cullen'!" Emmett suddenly proclaimed. That started Edward's laughter again.

I pulled into Emmett's usual spot in front of the dorm building. I helped Edward walk as he was starting to pass out.

"Bella, we should just have sex." He mumbled as he stumbled up the stairs. "I need the thousand dollars for a recording spot."

I furrowed my brows at him and looked behind me to see Alice and Rosalie, who were helping Emmett and Jasper walk, looking at me just as confused as I was.

"You need the money for a recording spot?" I asked.

"Yeah, to record my music." He slurred.

"Well, it's good to know you have a motive within a motive." I mumbled.

I helped Edward into his room after saying goodnight to Alice and Rose who were walking Emmett and Jasper into there room.

Edward flopped down on his bed ripping his shirt off while I pulled his shoes off. Suddenly he grabbed me and pulled me down on the bed. Before I could stop him he had his lips against mine. His lips were much softer then I expected, and his vodka soaked breath tasted amazing as he ran his tongue along my lips.

I pulled back before the kiss went to far…before I could let myself go to far.

"I really like you Bella." Edward whispered burying his face in my neck.

"More then a thousand dollars?" I whispered back.

I didn't get an answer, just a light snore. He had passed out. I pushed him slightly to remove myself from the bed but, he grabbed me tighter, throwing his leg across mine, successfully caging me.

"Crap." I mumbled. This was going to be awkward in the morning. This was not one of my better ideas. I will not be getting anyone drunk again anytime soon.

I fell asleep with Edward half lying on top of me, and his hot breath on my neck.


A/N: I hope you enjoyed this chapter. I was planning on making Alice's redbull high go a little longer but I cut it short. She might sneak some more in the near future though.

A Twilight favorite is coming in the next chapter…so stay tuned.

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