Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, as much as I wish, I don't.

*Warning: Lemon…of sorts.*

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Chapter 7: Bets lost, bets paid

BPOV

I did not sleep very well. My movements were constricted by Edward, who was basically holding me down by force. He is much heavier then he looks. Plus, he was sweating what seemed to be straight vodka. And the mother fucker was drooling down my neck, literally.

I was hoping that Edward would move around while he was sleeping, allowing me to make a getaway before he woke up. That was not the case at all. He didn't move at all unless it was to tighten his grip on me.

I had just reached my heat limit when Edward rolled and was completely on top of me. Now I was unable to breath, and what I could only presume was his morning wood, was stabbing me in the stomach.

"You have to get off of me." I tried to yell pushing Edward the best I could. Which wasn't very much.

Edward mumbled incoherently but didn't move.

"Can't…breathe…get…off." I wheezed still shoving him off of me but, it wasn't doing much good.

Suddenly Edward sat straight up, straddling my stomach, finally realizing I was here. He rubbed his eyes looking dazed and confused. "Where am I?"

"In your room?" I answered.

He looked around the room taking in his surroundings. "What are you doing here?" He asked. I knew this would be awkward. How do you explain to someone why your in there bed?

"I helped you into bed last night, and then you sort of just trapped me here."

"Did we…" He trailed off.

"No we didn't." I answered his unfinished question. "I don't take advantage of drunken guys. Now, could you please get your boner out of my bellybutton?"

Edward looked down to see the very prominent bulge still stabbing me in the stomach. He looked back with his crooked grin and said, "Do you want me to put it somewhere else?"

"Somewhere that's not touching me, yes."

Edward leaned down so that his mouth was at my ear and said, "I don't buy that act one bit. I know you want me."

Then he ground his bulge into my crotch before hoping off to lie next to me. I hated to admit it, but he appeared to be very large. Maybe the humor mill, which consisted solely of his female fan club, had been right about his size.

Once he was off of me I tried to stand up just to be pulled back down again. "What are you doing?" I asked Edward.

"Well…You're the first girl to ever spend the night in here. I think we should celebrate."

"Yeah, to bad you slept through that milestone." I joked.

I tried standing again, with the same results, me being pulled right back down.

"Where are you going?"

"I need to go take a shower. Some moron drooled all over me all night."

"Shower later. Don't you owe me something?" He wiggled his eyebrows.

"Aren't you supposed to be hung-over?" I asked. With as much as he drank I was surprised he even woke up at all today.

"Nah, I have never gotten a hangover. Now getting back to my question…"

"Can I least go take a shower first? I'm grimy." I pointed toward where his dried drool was all over my neck.

"I guess. Just remember, a bet is a bet, and I went to that party when I lost. So you better pay up."

I rolled my eyes at his poor attempt at a guilt trip. "Don't worry. I will pay up."

I started to get up again and again he pulled me back down. When I turned to look at him to ask why he wouldn't let me up he captured my chin with his hand and pressed his lips against mine. I couldn't stop myself from moving my lips with his eager ones. He trailed his tongue across my lower lip and I parted my lips to allow him access. His breath was hot in my mouth as his tongue danced with mine.

"Sorry, I just wanted to know what that would feel like." He whispered once he pulled away.

"I learned what it felt like last night."

His eyebrows furrowed in confusion. "You kissed me last night when I helped you into bed."

"I'm never drinking again. I miss everything." He whined.

I laughed at him while I quickly jumped out of his bed before he could pull me back down again. Just as I was putting my shoes back on my phone rang in my pocket. I answered after looking to see who it was. "Hey sexy."

A huge smile appeared across my face when I heard the deep voice coming from the phone. I turned toward Edward and said, "I will be in my room in about an hour. See ya then." Then I opened the door and walked out into the hallway to go back to my room.

"Is your fine ass almost here to see me?" I said into the phone.

EPOV

"Is your fine ass almost here to see me?" I heard her say from the hallway. I couldn't help but wonder who she was talking to. The jealousy side of me, that was really starting to piss me off, was hoping some guy wasn't coming here to visit her.

There was one thing I knew for sure. I sure as hell was going to go meet her in her room in an hour.

I lay in my bed staring at the ceiling thinking. Never before had I had a girl in this room. But, waking up, or rather on, Bella just felt right. I knew I needed to change that way of thinking. That was definitely not the Edward Cullen everyone knew, and not the Edward Cullen that I am.

I decide to do as Bella, and take a shower. I definitely smelled like I had been on a drinking binge. I grabbed a change of clothes and my toiletries and headed for the bathroom.

I washed off all the vodka that I had sweated out while I was sleeping. It made me wonder why Bella didn't have a hangover. That was a question I would have to ask her.

After showering I dressed, brushed my teeth, and tried to tame my hair which was beyond possible, so I gave up and headed back to my bedroom.

After cleaning up my room, because basically I had nothing else to do, I headed down stairs to Bella's room.

As I was about to knock, Lauren opened the door at the same time. This was awkward. I didn't know to say to her.

"Oh hey, Edward." She giggled. Then she rushed down the hallway it sounded like she mumbled a good luck, but I wasn't sure.

I walked into the room and saw Bella laying on her bed smiling at me. "Hey." I said.

"Hey." She smiled. "I have a weird question. Is this room always your favorite setting for you getting blow jobs?"

"Uh…um, I…no." I stammered. I didn't know how to answer that question nor did I even want to.

"I was kidding with you." She laughed.

Bella sat up on her bed as I sat down next to her. I wanted to get this show on the road because I was fighting the worst case of blue balls any guy had ever had.

I leaned in toward Bella and captured her lips with mine. I ran my hands up her sides as she wound her hands in my hair pulling me closer to her. Her breath tasted minty as our tongues met.

I wound my fingers through Bella's hair and pulled her towards me until she was straddling my lap. When we broke apart for much needed air I attacked her neck, biting and licking, while she moaned against my neck.

I was quickly getting hard as she ran her tongue up and down my neck and across my earlobe. I pulled her face back to mine sucking her bottom lip into my mouth. As our tongues danced again I pushed her down gently to kneeling between my knees.

Bella ran her hands up my chest under my shirt then back down landing on the top of my pants. She unbuttoned them and I lifted my ass and helped her pull them down.

Suddenly Bella sat back looking very nervous never taking her eyes off my dick and said, "Wow. Are they all that big or are you deformed?"

I knew I was large but, deformed? Uh, no. The way she phrased the question led me to asking my own question. "Bella have you ever done this before?"

Bella looked up to me and shook her head slightly while biting her lip. Crap. I couldn't make her do this if she had never done it before. And I most certainly couldn't take her virginity on a fuckin bet. I was a womanizer but I wasn't a monster.

"Bella, you don't have to do this." I whispered.

"No. I want to. Will you help me?" She asked seductively.

I smiled at her and took her hand and put it on me. "Stroke it."

I helped her for a few minutes then removed my hand and let her do it. I ran my hands through my hair as I was starting to come undone from her actions.

"Lick it?" She asked then ran her tongue across the tip of my dick.

"Yes." I managed.

Bella leaned down and licked from the bottom to the top and across the tip again. "Like that?"

"Mmhm." I moaned for an answer.

She did it again. I didn't know how long I was going to be able to hold off before I came.

"Put it in my mouth and then just start blowing?" She asked trying to learn.

"Please." I gasped.

I guess I should have reworded what she said because she took the head of my dick into her mouth, filled her mouth with air and then blew as hard as she could.

"What the fuck?!" I screamed in a higher pitch then I thought was possible.

Bella scurried backwards. "I'm sorry. Was that not right?"

"Uh, no." I was stunned by what had just happened.

"But I thought it was called a blow job because you blow?"

"No. your suppose to suck."

"I'm so sorry." She said then got up and ran out of the room.

"Bella wait." I called. "Shit."

I had to wait for a few minutes before I could leave the room. I was still semi-hard. Once I was soft again I went out into the hallway but she wasn't there. I walked over to Alice and Rosalie's room to see if maybe she was there.

"Come on in, Edward." Alice said when she opened the door.

"Have you seen Bella?" I asked noticing that it was just them and Emmett and Jasper in the room. Emmett and Jasper both looked like shit. Hung over I presumed.

"We thought she was with you." Alice said.

"She was, but uh…something…uh happened and she ran away."

"What happened?" Rosalie wondered.

"Umm…I don't know if Bella would want me telling people." I answered.

"Trust me," Rose laughed, "she will tell us anyways. So you might as well just tell us now."

"Okay. Umm…well Bella…was going to give me head, and she told me how she had never done it before." I noticed Rosalie and Alice share a quick glance.

"What happened?" Alice asked. Emmett and Jasper were listening intently probably hoping the story was going to get graphic. Pervs.

"Well, she took the term 'blow job' a little too literally."

"What exactly does that mean?" Jasper asked.

"It means she blew."

"You mean she put your junk in her mouth and blew instead of suck?" Emmett asked not believing.

"Yeah, that's what I mean."

Jasper cringed and grabbed himself. Emmett jumped up and said. "Holy shit. Did you balls blow up? I have always wondered if that would happen."

Rosalie smacked him in the back of the head then she turned towards me. "Bella told you she had never done it before?"

I nodded my head yes and Alice and Rose started laughing. "Edward, when we were about fourteen, Bella told us how to do it. And in her lesson there was no actual "blowing"." She used finger quotes.

"Dude, you got played again." Emmett laughed. "You are losing your touch."

"I think he has finally met his match." Alice said eyeing me.

I suppressed a growl aimed at them all. I couldn't believe this shit. How did she keep getting the one up on me? I needed to step up my game.

Suddenly there was a bang on the door and Bella came rushing in. "Jake's here." She noticed me glaring at her and she fuckin smiled at me, and then was back out the door running down the hallway.

"Who's Jake?" I asked.

Alice and Rosalie both looked at each other like they didn't know how to answer my question, or just didn't want to.

Rosalie looked at me and said, "Someone who knows first hand that Bella knows how to give a real blow job."


A/N: Sorry I kind of left it hanging there. But, I promise to have the next chapter up very soon. If you are mad Jacob is there, don't start hating him just yet. He is going to add to the humor. And in case your wondering…no, I have never 'blown' but I have always thought the idea of it funny. Call it a sick sense of humor. Lol. !!Please review!!