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Chapter 11: Breaking up the date
EPOV
I stood in the bathroom after cleaning up my mess just thinking about what had just transpired. My ego was definitely bruised by Bella's Jacob remark. I definitely didn't want to think about my new roommate with Bella in that way. Fortunately, my dick was not at all affected by the comment. My little buddy was just pleased that the blue balls were gone. For now anyways.
"You all better man?" Emmett asked as I sat back down at the table.
"Shut up." I mumbled.
"Must be he took care of that itch that was making him squirm." Jasper stage whispered.
I ignored them and continued eating. I kept my eyes on my plate and off of Bella. It was irritating to me that someone could give me the best head I have ever had, it didn't take long but it was pretty damn good, and then piss me off all in the same time frame.
The rest of dinner went off without any more problems or unwanted stimulation. Okay, the first stimulation was wanted, but not at that moment she chose to do it. After we were done eating and were standing by the cars yelling our parent's goodbye, Esme asked the girls to come with us this weekend for my father's party. They agreed and I wasn't sure how I felt about that.
"Dinner was fun." Bella said as we got in my car.
I just glared at her and started the car.
"What?" Bella asked like nothing had happened. "Are you mad at me?"
"What the hell were you thinking?" I asked irritated.
"Well, Alice and Rosalie said I should make up for leaving you naked. So I thought, hey, why not?"
"First off, I'm still pissed about you stealing my clothes. And second, you thought the best way to make up for it was to get me off while I was sitting next to my mother?" My voice was getting more high pitched and loud as I went on.
"You didn't seem to mind." She shrugged.
"I wouldn't have, had I not been sitting next my mother." I said. "And then to walk away leaving me hanging…rude. In addition, your little comment? Not needed."
Bella was laughing at my little rant. "Geeze, you should hear yourself. Such a whiner. I could have let you get yourself off. And my little comment was the truth. You have been with a lot of people, the way I hear it. Jake is my best friend, I know he's clean."
"I am clean thank you very much. And what do mean the way you hear it?"
She shrugged, "You have quite a reputation. I have heard a lot."
"I wouldn't listen to gossipers. I'm sure most of it is untrue."
"What do you want to record?" She asked out of nowhere.
"I play piano, and guitar. I want to make a recording." I said smiling, thinking of my future plans. My smile drifted away as I said, "How did you know I wanted to make a recording?"
"Oh it was just something you said after Mike's party." She said looking at me out of the corner of her eye.
I racked my brain trying to remember what the hell I had said to her that night. Most of that night was a complete blank.
As I parked in front of the dorm building Bella turned in her seat to face me and said, "That's how I know all the rumors I have heard about you are true." Then she hopped out of the car leaving me to my thoughts.
Shit! What the hell had I said to her? I thought about it for what seemed like forever and came up with nothing. No more vodka for me, that was for sure. It wiped my mind clean. All I could faintly remember was strobe lights and Jasper screaming that people were stalking him. Even that didn't make any sense.
"Do you guys remember what happened at Mike party?" I asked as I went into Emmett and Jasper's room.
Emmett and Jasper just looked at each other questionably then back to me shaking there heads.
"Was something supposed to happen?" Jasper asked.
Alice, who was sitting on Jasper's desk suddenly looked uncomfortable.
"Alice? What did I say to Bella about a recording I want to do?"
"Oh, you said something really stupid. She wasn't happy. You will have to get that info from her though. But if you want to know what else happened look up Cullen Boys on youtube." She said then left the room.
Jasper raised an eyebrow then ran to his computer going straight to youtube. He looked up Cullen Boys, and sure enough, there was a video from Mike's party.
The description said, Give the Cullen Boys a case load of vodka, sit back, and enjoy the show. This wasn't going to be good, I thought to myself.
"Look 65,000 views. Were celebrities." Emmett said getting excited.
Jasper hit play and we were all there dancing. Nothing looked embarrassing then suddenly the lights went out and a strobe light started up. Emmett started screaming that the room was spinning.
"If you throw up Emmett, I'm going to throw up." I said keeping my eyes on the video.
"Dude, if I throw up I'm going to throw up."
"Jasper what are you screaming?" I asked.
Jasper turned the speakers up then we heard him screaming about everyone coming at him in slow motion.
"Jasper, that is so funny." Emmett said doubling over with laughter. It really was funny. "Everyone stop moving!" Emmett yelled mocking drunken Jasper.
We watched the rest of the video, it was embarrassing, and I definitely loved the part where I knocked Mike into the floor, but didn't explain what I had told Bella. I left the room as Emmett was fighting for control of the mouse to watch it again.
I knew Bella wouldn't outright tell me what I had said to her if I asked. She had something she knew she could hold over me if need be, and she wasn't going to let it go that easily.
The next few days went by without any more problems with Bella. Mostly because I was avoiding her. I was grateful that Jacob went to her room to visit her instead of her coming to our room, which I was surprised she didn't, just to rub it in my face.
Thursday after my last class, I went to my room to get my work done so that I wouldn't have homework over the weekend. We wanted to leave right after class on Friday to head home.
I stopped before going into my room and listened. I heard Jacob's voice and a higher voice I would recognize anywhere. Please don't be…
Yup it is. Jacob was lying on his back on the bed and Bella was laying across his chest running her fingers though his hair.
"I'm so glad you cut your hair. You look hot with the short hair." She said. "Oh hey, Edward." She said when she noticed me coming in the room, not removing herself from Jacob's chest.
"Hey." I grumbled tossing my book bag on my bed.
"How were your classes?" Jacob asked as Bella started attacking his neck with her mouth.
So much for getting any work done. I wasn't going to stick around and watch this shit.
"Classes were good. I got plans. So I'll see you later." I said then left the room before he could respond.
I walked into Emmett and Jasper's room and started digging though Jasper's closet.
"What are you doing?" Jasper asked.
"I'm going out. I need a shirt and I can't go back in my room to get one because Bella is in there fucking my damn roommate."
I pulled out my cell phone and sent a quick text after finding a shirt.
Wanna meet up tonight? E
The response came quicker then I thought it would.
Love to! Meet you in 15.
"There not really having sex are they?" Emmett asked.
"There about two minutes from it." I said changing my shirt and heading for the door.
"Where are you going and who are you going with?" Jasper asked.
"Kate and our usual meeting place." I said opening the door.
"I'm done with this bet. I quit. You guys fight it out." I said then left the room.
BPOV
I was lying on Jacob's bed with him after classes. We were talking about random things. It was all innocent, but when I heard Edward in the hallway, I lay across Jacob's chest and started playing with his hair.
My plan to make Edward jealous, which actually wasn't very hard, worked well, he hightailed it right out of there. After Edward left, Jake and I went back to talking. He was asking about my roommate Lauren, which seemed odd to me because she wasn't his type at all.
"Bella, get dressed." Emmett shouted through the door.
"I am dressed." I yelled back.
Emmett and Jasper looked relieved to see that we were indeed dressed when they came in the room.
"What's up guys?" I asked as they sat on Edward's bed.
"Edward said he quits the bet and he just left to go out on a date." Jasper explained.
"Oh, no no no. I'm not letting him get out of it that easy." I said jumping up from the bed. "Who is he going out with?"
"A girl named Kate. He met her at the beginning of school last year and they hooked up a few times."
"Does she go to school here?" I asked.
"No. She's a waitress at a bar." Emmett said.
"Good. Then lets go break that shit up." I laughed heading out the door.
"Have fun, Bells." Jake yelled as we were leaving. He knew damn well I was going to have fun.
We stopped and got Rosalie and Alice then we all piled in Emmett's jeep and drove off to what Emmett said was Edward's usual meeting place.
"Burger King?" I asked in disbelief as Emmett parked out front.
"This is where they meet." Emmett said. "They eat then go to her place."
"Wow, way to dig deep there Edward." I said searching the restaurant with my eyes. To my liking, they were sitting in the corner in front of the window.
"So what's your plan?" Rose asked.
I thought about it for a few seconds then noticed the ring on Jaspers pinky.
"Can I borrow that?" I asked pointing to Jasper's ring.
Jasper said yes then handed me his ring. It was a perfect fit on my left ring finger.
"Do you have your eye drops?" I asked Alice.
Alice dug through her purse, pulled out eye drops, and handed them to me. I tipped my head back and squirted more then needed in both eyes, letting the excess run down my cheeks.
I made a whimpering noise and said, "Do I look sad?"
They all laughed and then followed me into the restaurant. They sat where Edward couldn't see them but they could see and hear everything. I walked nervously, well acted nervous, up to there table.
"Oh Jesus." I heard Edward mumble to himself when he saw me.
"Edward, honey, where have you been?" I asked while letting more drops run down my face. They were irritating my eyes, which was making my eyes water.
"What are you doing here?" He asked angrily.
"We miss you." I whispered while wringing my hands.
"Edward, who is this?" Kate asked.
"I'm Bella, Edward's wife." I answered before Edward could. Edward spit his drink when I said wife.
"Baby, are you alright?" I asked rubbing his back while he chocked on his pop.
"Yes. Bella what the hell are you doing?"
"You're married?" Kate asked.
"No." Edward all but yelled at her.
I held up my hand with Jasper's ring and showed it to Kate. "Did our wedding vows mean nothing to you?" I asked Edward, trying desperately not to laugh at the look on his face.
"Are you Kate?" Kate nodded her head. "I have heard about you. Edward has mentioned you in our couples counseling."
Kate looked beyond shocked.
"When are you coming home, Edward? EJ misses you."
"Who is EJ?" Kate asked. Edward looked just as confused.
"EJ is our son, Edward Jr." Edward started chocking again. "He really misses you. Every night he asks for his daddy and I don't know what to tell him."
"You have a wife and a son?" Kate asked getting mad toward Edward.
"No. This is a sick joke. She is just…" He tried to explain but she cut him off.
"I can't believe you would lie to my face. Then lie to me while she is standing right here. And a man who runs out on his responsibilities is beyond disgusting, Edward. Man up and be a husband and a father." Kate pretty much screamed at him. Everyone in the place was looking at Edward with disgust.
Kate picked up her drink and dumped it in Edward's lap, then picked up her bag and stood from the table. "Lose my number."
Kate turned to me and said, "I am so sorry. I had no idea he was married."
"Don't worry; you're not the only one." I faked a sob.
"Sweetie, you can do so much better." She tried soothing me.
"I know, I just try to make it work for EJ. It's just so hard when his father has a wondering penis."
Edward's mouth kept opening and closing as if he was trying to say something. He looked like a damn fish.
"Sadly, he's probably better off without assward here as a role model." Kate said glaring at Edward.
"Good luck Bella. And I'm really sorry."
I watched Kate leave the restaurant, and then I turned back to Edward with a huge smile plastered across my face. I sat down where Kate had just been sitting and said, "She looked mad. I hope it wasn't something I said."
Edward sat there for a few minutes just staring at me looking shell-shocked. Finally he yelled, "What the fuck was that?"
"What?" I faked innocence. "I was just saving you from random mindless sex."
"I like random mindless sex. You should try it some time, and then maybe you won't be such a bitch."
"That hurts." I acted offended while I stole his French fries. "Is this really your idea of a date? This is pretty fucking sad. No wonder girls say you're un-datable." I mumbled the last part.
"What was that…" He started.
"Hey I was thinking." I said cutting him off. "We should get a group together when we go to your parent's party and go camping after the party. Emmett said he wanted to go and I think it sounds fun."
"Actually that does sound like a good idea." He said finishing his date worthy hamburger.
"Let's go where there's grizzly's." Emmett yelled excitedly.
Edward spun around in his seat and saw them all sitting at a table behind him. "Assholes." He mumbled.
"Yeah, no Emmett." I said. "I don't live that far from you, we should go there. We can go camping in La Push. That's Jake's reservation."
"Jake. Jolly." Edward mumbled pissed again.
Wow, I pissed him off again and this time I honestly didn't mean to. Hey, I guess if it works, just go with it.
A/N: I hope you enjoyed this chapter. I had fun breaking up Edward's date. Seriously Edward? Burger King? Haha.
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