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Chapter 15: Hangovers and heading home
BPOV
I wrapped the sleeping bag tighter around me, which in turn pulled it off of Edward. I started to freak out even more when I took in the sight before me, Edward was naked also. To say that I was panicking was an understatement. I searched my mind to come up with something that had happened last night, and came up empty.
I tried looking away as Edward started to stir. I was scrambling searching for my clothes. I was hoping to be dressed and out of the tent before Edward woke up.
"Why the hell am I naked?" I heard Edward mumble. So much for getting out of here before he woke up.
"Yeah, I was wondering the same thing." I said while continuing to search for my clothes.
"Holy shit where are your clothes?" He said astound.
"Right here." I said as I pulled them out from underneath the air mattress.
I made the mistake of turning to look at him. He was still lying there, naked, and uncovered, completely unashamed that he was naked in front of me. I on the other hand was mortified; I wish I could remember what happened.
"Could you…like turn around or something so I can get dressed?" I asked.
Edward smirked his famous crooked grin and rolled over on his side facing away from me. Of course, now his bare ass was facing me. And what a nice ass it is. I could literally smack myself for thinking that. I needed to not think like that right now.
I threw the sleeping bag over him and threw my clothes on as quickly as humanly possible.
"So…did we…you know?" I asked awkwardly.
"I was hoping you could tell me." Edward said rolling back over to look at me. "I was hoping you could give me some of the details." He was wiggling his eyebrows as he said the last word.
"I wish I knew the details."
"The only thing I'm sure of is that we drank way to much last night." Edward said rubbing his temples.
"You think?" I asked sarcastically.
"Don't get bitchy. I didn't pour it down your throat." I didn't think he could get anymore annoying, but add a hangover and just like magic…he gets more annoying.
"Look, can we just keep this whole 'waking up naked thing' to ourselves?" I asked hoping he wouldn't start telling his own version of what he thought happened to all of his friends.
"I can. But you keep from bragging to all of your friends?"
I huffed and threw a pillow at his head as I zipped open the tent and got out. Everyone was sitting around the fire waiting for the eggs and bacon that Jasper was cooking over the fire.
I had to do a double take at Jasper because he looked completely different.
"Jasper, what is up with your hair?" I asked looking confused at his hair, which was usually sexy curls, but now it looked like a huge messy ball of yarn.
Jasper groaned and everyone started laughing. Must be this had already been a topic this morning. "I forgot my hair products." Jasper said quietly.
"Oh. Bella, you haven't been properly introduced to Jasperella." Edward said as he sat down by the fire. "Bella, Jasperella…Jasperella, Bella the shrew."
"Bella the shrew? Are you guys at it again?" Alice asked. "We thought you two made up last night." Everyone chuckled. Shit!
"What are you talking about?" I asked.
"Well we just figured you guys had made up." Alice said. "We all heard you guys last night getting drunk and laughing and joking."
"I heard them after they woke me up looking for Emmett." Jasper said.
"We were looking for Emmett?" Edward asked.
"Yeah, you guys were trying to scare him." Rose said. "Could you imagine being woken up by Emmett crushing you to death because there was 'something trying to get him'?"
"Yeah, that wasn't funny." Emmett said while he bit a marshmallow in half then chucked the other half at Edward, which stuck right to his forehead.
"Emmett, you ass wipe!" Edward yelled trying to pull the sticky marshmallow from his head. Emmett was doubled over laughing at the site of what he caused.
"What happened to your tent?" I asked after I got my giggling to stop.
Mike's tent was in a jumbled mess crumpled on the ground. "Minor mishap." Mike said while looking towards the tent.
"Minor mishap?" Ben huffed. "The damn thing fell in on us during the middle of the night."
"Well, I didn't do it." Mike said defensively.
"Are you serious? You're the moron that put the tent together wrong."
"Children, children." Emmett said, putting an end to there bickering. Listening to Emmett talk as the voice of adult authority was just comical.
"Eggs?" Jasper asked handing me a plate.
I took one look at the plate and suddenly felt my stomach in my throat. "No food." I grumbled.
"I'll take it." Edward said. Jasper handed the plate of food to Edward. I scowled at him as he shoveled food into his mouth.
"How can you eat?" I asked my voice full of disgust.
"Like this." He said as he filled his mouth with more food.
"I meant, asshole, how do you not have a hangover?"
"I never get a hangover." He shrugged. Suddenly a look of confusion came over his face and he asked, "How come you didn't seem to have a hangover the last time we drank? You drank as much vodka as I did."
I stiffened as well as Rosalie and Alice did. I had forgotten about that night. Well, I didn't forget about it because, lets face it…it was fucking funny. However, I did forget that the guys didn't know we were drinking water while they hammered straight vodka.
"Spill it." Edward said narrowing his eyes at me. "I can see there is a reason, what is it?"
"Our vodka bottles were filled with water." I sighed. I figured it would be easier to just come out and say it.
"Are you fucking kidding me?" Edward huffed.
"Oh, god. That's priceless. Smart thinking." Emmett laughed as he gave Rose a sloppy kiss on the cheek.
"I think it was stupid. Has there ever been a time when you weren't fucking with me?" Edward asked getting extremely pissed off.
"Umm…I'm not fucking with you right now." I said innocently.
"Un-fucking-believable." Edward said as he threw his paper plate in the fire and stormed off.
Such an over dramatic ass. He could get pissed off all he wanted that I was, as he put it, fucking with him because I think he deserved it. Of course, he didn't agree but I couldn't care less what he thought. He used me just to get in my pants and get money for it. I felt that warranted a little pay back from me. And I had enjoyed every bit of it.
EPOV
I had apologized for the stupid bet, and I had actually felt horrible for it. But now to find out that every second we spent together had all been part of her plan to mess with me, just pissed me off.
I can't believe I was actually starting to have feelings for her. I never had real feelings for anybody. Other then the feeling than wanting a sexual release, I felt nothing.
I spent a few minutes walking around the woods by myself seething about Bella's confession. Once I calmed myself down, I walked back to camp and helped the guys take the tents down.
The girls all packed up what was laying around the campsite and Bella pretty much slept by the fire when she wasn't dry heaving or glairing at me. Serves her right, I thought to myself.
"So, what happened between you and Bella last night?" Jasper asked while we took the tent poles apart.
"I have no idea. Last night is a complete blur to me." I answered honestly.
"You don't remember what caused you to be naked?" Emmett chuckled.
"You saw us?" I asked as I looked nervously towards Bella to make sure she hadn't heard what he had just said.
"Nope, I didn't get the displeasure of seeing your boys first thing in the morning." Emmett said. "However, your tent is not made of concrete and we could hear every word you were saying."
I ran my hand threw my hair and sighed. "No. I have no idea what caused us to be naked. I can only assume what happened."
"That would suck not to remember." Jasper said absentmindedly as he folded up the tents.
"Trust me, it sucks a lot." I mumbled.
We got all of the stuff loaded into the back of the truck and everyone piled into the Jeep and car, ready to head back to school. I looked at Bella who was leaning against her truck looking like death reincarnate.
"Want me to drive for you, Bella?" Jacob asked as he rubbed her back.
"I'll drive her." I said.
"No." Bella grumbled without looking up.
"Are you sure?" Jake asked me.
"Yeah, I'm sure. Don't you want to ride back with Lauren?" I nudged him with my arm. He gave a huge blinding smile and walked off towards Lauren.
"Didn't I say no?" Bella barked as I grabbed the keys from her hand.
"I'm just being nice. You can sleep until we get back." I said. Bella huffed and tried to grab the keys from me. I grabbed her around the waist and threw her up over my shoulder.
"Put me down!" She screamed. "I'm going to throw up on you." Just as I opened the passenger side door, I yelped in pain and dropped Bella on the ground with a thud as she bit me hard on the ass.
"Damn it, Bella." I groaned rubbing my ass cheek as she laughed from the ground.
I picked Bella up from the ground and put her in the seat, strapped her in, and said, "Stay."
I ran around to the driver's side, hoped in, and took off before she could get back out. After about twenty minutes of driving, Emmett and Mike had completely left us behind. It's a good thing I knew my way back or else I would be totally screwed. What was it she said she called this thing? Hue? Hoff? Herb? Herbert? I don't remember. I would name it rusted out piece of shit. This damn truck is so freaking slow it should have been retired to the automotive graveyard about thirty years ago.
I looked over at Bella who was leaning against the door sleeping. My first thought was, holy shit I hope that door doesn't pop open. Knowing this truck, it was highly likely. My second thought was that I was tempted to take my cell phone and take a picture of her. She looked so cute and innocent while she was sleeping. What was sad was that truly was the only time she was innocent. But then again, while she slept, was probably when she did her best brainstorming for idea's to mess with me.
"Edward." She mumbled. I turned my head to look towards her again to see that she was saying my name while she slept.
"That's what I thought." I mumbled. "What are you planning now, Bella?" It was interesting to see the evil genius at work.
It seemed to take days, but we finally made it back to school. I pulled into a parking spot next to Emmett's jeep and turned the truck off. I ran my hands threw my hair as I contemplated just leaving her here.
"Bella, we're here." I said softly as my better judgment won out over my inner asshole, even though he was fighting pretty hard to just leave her. Tempting, but I couldn't do it.
"How are you feeling?" I asked as Bella stretched waking up.
"A lot better actually."
I pulled our bags out of the back of the truck and headed into the dorms. I handed her, her bag as we got on the second floor and then I turned to go up to the third floor.
"Hey." Bella said before I started up the stairs. I turned to look at her for her to continue what she was saying. "Thanks for driving back here for me."
"It was no problem." I said. "But, you really should get something newer. That decrepit thing is fucking slow."
"Hey, that's my baby you're talking about." She defended.
"Yeah, well your baby is antique and needs to be retired."
"It's better then your gay mobile." She said as she slipped into her room.
Gay mobile? My beloved Volvo is not gay, nor does it make me gay. What a bitch.
BPOV
What an ass. I was trying to be nice and he verbally attacks my truck. Ass.
As I walked into my room, I was immediately ambushed by Lauren, Rosalie, and Alice who were all in the room looking like they were waiting impatiently for me.
"How was the ride home?"
"What happened last night?"
"Did you have sex?"
"How was it?"
"Is he big?"
"Holy shit. Will you guys slow down?" I sighed as I sat down on the edge of my bed. "Let me breath then I will answer you."
I took a bottle of water out of the mini fridge we had and settled back on the bed. "Alright. How was the ride? Peaceful, I slept the whole way. What happened last night? I wish I could fucking remember. Did we have sex? Again, I wish I could fucking remember. How was it? Yet again, same answer. Is he big? Actually he is pretty impressive, but I found that out awhile ago."
"So you don't remember anything?" Rose asked her voice full of disappointment. I shook my head slowly from side to side. "Well that's boring. I wanted all the hot details."
"Well, you had to have been naked for a reason." Alice said.
My head snapped up to look at her. "How the hell did you know we were naked?"
"We could hear you talking when you woke up this morning." Lauren laughed. Shit.
"How is your hangover doing?" Rosalie asked.
"A lot better. But I still have a pretty wicked headache." I reached into my nightstand drawer to pull out my Advil to try to kill the headache. I paused my hand over the other pill bottle and my heart picked up its pace immensely. "Oh, shit."
"What's wrong?" Alice asked looking at me with concern.
I held up the circular pill container and said, "I didn't take my birth control all weekend."
"You are so screwed." Rose laughed.
That was the understatement of the century.
A/N: I know, I know. You didn't technically get answers to the questions that were asked at the last chapter, and I'm sure there are some more questions now. All will be answered soon, just stick with me. Make me smile and leave a review!
