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I'm sorry this chapter is so delayed, I have been busy with my kids field trips and I have been watching Twitter all weekend to see the LA convention with our favorite Twilight people. It was the next best thing to actually being there…lol.
Here is the moment everyone has been waiting for. Edward's revenge on Bella. Hope you enjoy…
Chapter 18: Revenge is a bitch!
BPOV
I was still trying to avoid Edward after I had told him I was late. I thought I would just give him a few days to freak out then I would tell him I got my period and that he was off the hook. I technically didn't lie to him. I really was late. And every time he came right out and asked if I was pregnant, I just evaded the question.
Alice told me every damn time she saw me how I was making a mistake. I don't believe that to be true at all. Women have to deal with this kind of fear all the time, and guys never have to worry about anything. Men can just have sex and be on there merry way. Therefore, I think paying back at least one guy is fair.
Jacob told me how he would warn me only once that what I was doing was wrong and then he wouldn't say anything again. He was true to his word, to a point. He didn't say anything else to me but every time I saw him, I could read it in his eyes what he wanted to say. That was probably my biggest regret, seeing my best friend so disappointed in me.
"Are you going tonight?" Lauren asked ripping me from my thoughts.
"Yeah." I answered. Everyone was going to a party off campus tonight for a pre-Christmas party. They wanted to celebrate now before everyone went home for the holidays. Really, it was just an excuse to drink.
"I think just about everyone we know is going." Lauren commented while pulling her skintight dress out of the closet.
I chose just go with a comfortable pair of jeans and a hoodie thrown over a t-shirt to wear. I wasn't dressing to impress. All I really wanted was a damn drink. Anything alcohol would work.
After Lauren was dressed and ready, I opted to ride with her Jake, and avoiding waiting for Alice and Rose to get ready, and effectively avoiding the whole awkward Edward situation.
I don't know whose house this party was at bit it was huge. There had to be over a hundred college kids inside and around the front and back yards. I lost Jake and Lauren after they hit the dance floor. I did not want to watch them grinding on each other. I walked out back of the house and sat on a stool next to an outdoor grill and island bar, over looking a huge pool.
I ducked down slightly when I saw Edward and the rest of our friends walk by the door leading to the back yard.
"Are you hiding from someone?" I heard someone close ask. I looked up to see a tall blonde guy with piercing blue eyes.
Well, hello there Mr. Yummy. I thought to myself as I straightened back up.
"Maybe from a jealous boyfriend? Crazy ex-husband?" He laughed.
"Close. Annoying friends." I laughed with him.
"Well, I can protect you." He said holding out his hand for me to shake. "I'm James."
"Bella." I said taking his hand. "Thank you for the protection."
You can protect me in a locked bedroom, a closet, against a wall. Hell, I'm not picky.
"How about a drink?" He asked with a sexy smile.
"Love one."
"Don't move. I will be right back." He walked back into the house while I watched his ass as he walked away. He looked back over his shoulder and caught me staring at his ass. Oops.
I watched the people around the pool while I waited for James to return. I was hoping someone would get drunk enough to trip and fall in. That would be comical.
"Here you go." James said handing me a cup filled with I have no idea what. However, it smelled like alcohol so I was happy.
"So tell me about yourself Bella.' He said as I raised the glass to my lips.
I lowered the glass and said, "There isn't really much to tell."
"As long as you're single, I'm happy. I can make up the rest." He laughed.
"Definitely single." I winked raising the glass back to my lips. Before the liquid reached my lips, the cup was suddenly pulled from my hand.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell are you doing?" Edward asked looking completely frantic and angry.
"I was going to quench my thirst." I said slowly as I reached for my cup.
Edward smelled the cup and said, "Bella, this is alcohol. You can't drink." My eyes grew large as he dumped the contents of the cup onto the ground.
"Cullen," James seethed, "what the hell do you think you are doing?"
"Bella can't drink."
"The hell I can't. Now go get me another drink." I said angrily.
"Bella, you know your not suppose to be drinking." Edward whispered.
"What is she on the twelve steps? Isn't she a little young for that?" James asked with amusement.
"No. If you must know, James. Bella is pregnant with my baby." Edward blurted.
"What?" I screeched. He did not just fucking say that!
"Is that true?" James asked as his face went pale.
I shook my head no as Edward said, "Yes. That is why she can't drink."
"I am not pregnant." I said to James. Just to contradict me, Edward wrapped one arm around my shoulder's and rubbed my stomach with his free hand. James' eyes went as wide as saucers.
"I'm sorry Bella, but I can't deal with baby-mamma-drama. It was nice to meet you though." Then to my disappointment, he walked away.
I turned to Edward, ready to kill him. I guess now as a good a time as any to tell him. He wasn't going to be happy, but oh, well.
"I'm not pregnant." I giggled nervously. "We never even had sex."
He rolled his eyes and said, "Don't be ridiculous. You just want to drink. Jesus, Bella. You haven't even had the kid yet and you're already a poor mother."
My jaw about hit the ground at what he said. I was left speechless as he walked off. He looked back over his shoulder and said, "No drinking."
I tell him the truth and he doesn't even believe me? He thinks I'm saying I'm not pregnant just so that I can drink? Well, fuck him. He's not my damn father.
I found Alice and Rosalie in the living room and sat down next to them.
"What wrong with you?" Rosalie asked.
"I told Edward the truth and he didn't believe me." I sighed.
"The truth about the pregnancy thing?" Alice asked amazed.
"Yes. He thinks I just want to drink and I'm lying." I picked up Alice's beer and said, "He can't stop me though."
Suddenly the beer was knocked out of my hand and spilled all over my shirt and pants.
"What the hell?" I yelled as I stood up wiping the beer from my clothes.
"I told you, no drinking." Edward chuckled as he took a drink from his own beer.
I sulked on the couch for over an hour as Edward pounded back beer after beer. Every time I would try to drink one he would take it from me drink it himself.
Edward seemed to be getting a little tipsy, as he started stumbling and talking about singing karaoke. I was praying he wouldn't. Within the half hour, he was taking the microphone and getting ready to sing.
Having my baby,What a lovely way of saying how much you love me,Bella's having my baby,What a lovely way of saying what you're thinking of me
He did not just say Bella! Emmett and Jasper started laughing hysterically on the couch across from me.
I can see it, your face glowing, Except the pissed off part of you that wants a beer.I can see it in your eyes ´m happy you know itThat your,Having my baby Bella SwanYou're the woman I love, well not really because we hate each other & I love what it's doing to you,Bella's Having my baby,You're a woman in love and I love what's going through you, And it's not beer going through youThe need inside you, I see it showing, You are definitely getting biggerOh the seed inside you, my special Cullen seed Baby do you feel it growing, Are you happy you know it, clap your hands
Oh, my God, this is a nightmare. I wish he would stop saying my name. Everyone kept turning to look at me every time he said my name. Emmett and Jasper were practically rolling on the floor with laughter now. Alice and Rose were watching Edward with wide eyes and open mouths.
I'm a man not in love and I love what it's doing to me,Bella's Having my baby,I'm a man not in love and I love what it's going through me,And you Bella Swan are having my baby,I'm a man not in love, and I love what it's doing to me,Bella's Having my baby,What a lovely way of saying how much you tolerate me,Bella Swan is Having my baby.
Emmett and Jasper were up on there feet shouting there praise to Edward and his 'special Cullen seed'. I was praying that the floor would open me up and swallow me whole as Edward finished up his damn song.
"Hey," Edward said after he finished his song, "did you all know Bella is going to have my baby?" Well they do now asstard.
Edward came over laughing as he plopped down next to me on the couch. "Did you like my song?" He asked.
"No, not really. And I am not getting bigger!"
"You are and it's alright. It's a natural and part of the process of creating a baby."
"Whatever. I am not pregnant. I was joking with you. You will realize that soon enough." I sighed.
"Okay, love. Whatever you say." He said amused.
I rode back to the dorms with Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Alice, and Rose because I couldn't find Jacob and Lauren anywhere.
I went to my room as everyone broke away in couples and went to there rooms. I opened the door to my room and heard, "Give me that man meat!" All I saw was ass and ankles in the air. I quickly shut the door and tried to rub my eyes to get that image out of my mind.
I walked to Alice and Rosalie's door and knocked. They would let me crash with them tonight.
"Hey, Bella." Alice said poking her out of the door. "What's up?"
"I need to crash with you. Jake and Lauren are going at it in my room." I explained.
"Umm…I totally would…but, uh…" She rambled nervously. I pushed the door open slightly to see Jasper standing in the middle of the room with his back to door wearing nothing but a pair of ass-less chaps.
I rolled my eyes and said, "Have fun cowboy," as I walked away.
"I'm sorry, Bella. I'm sure Rose and Emmett will let you stay with them." She yelled after me.
"It's alright." I said waving her off. I didn't even want to begin to think about what Rose and Emmett were doing.
I walked down and slowly stopped in front of where I didn't want to go. I knocked hesitantly and waited.
"Are you having sex in here?" I asked Edward as he opened the door.
He turned and looked behind him into the room then back to me and said, "Not to my knowledge."
"Good. I need a place to sleep and everybody in this damn building seems to be having sex." I said as I walked past him into his room. I sat down on Jake's bed and inwardly cringed as I took in all the baby books on the stand next to Edward's bed.
I think it is safe to say that this was definitely one of my worst ideas. I should have just kept my scare to myself. And I really hated to admit that I was wrong and that Jacob was right. He was going to have a field day with that one.
EPOV
"So should we do what all the cool kids are doing, and have sex too?" I asked amused.
"No, thanks." She rolled her eyes and fell back on Jacob's bed. "I would be having sex if you hadn't cock blocked me."
"With who?" I asked.
"That blonde guy." She said. "What was his name?"
"James?" I growled seeing red.
"Yeah that's it.
"You should be thanking me. James has a wicked temper and his girlfriend is wild and evil." I explained.
"Whatever." She waved her hand dismissively. "I wouldn't know thanks to you." She looked again towards my nightstand.
I saw her face when she saw all the baby books. I haven't read any of them since Jake told me the truth. I kept them just on the off chance that Bella would see them. Seeing the look on her face when she saw them, my plan I hadn't planned on was her coming clean with me earlier. However, I wasn't ready to let her off the hook just yet. That just wouldn't work for me at all. So instead, I acted drunk to give me a reason to keep knocking her beer out of hand.
Singing karaoke was a spur of the moment decision. I think it went well, and the horrified look on her face was priceless. Embarrassment is an evil bitch sometimes.
I flopped down on my bed and picked up one of the books and skimmed threw it.
"I think we should start thinking about names." I said.
"Names of what?" Bella asked confused.
"For you baby, silly." I laughed.
Bella groaned and rolled on her side facing away from me. I smiled to myself.
"I really like the name Gidget." I was trying not to laugh as she sighed and mumbled Gidget.
"Oh wait! What if we have twins? One of each. We could name then Mickey and Minnie."
"I am not having one let alone two. And if I were having kids I wouldn't name them after giant talking rodents." She huffed in anger.
"Oh, oh, oh," I started, ignoring her comment, "maybe you will be like that octo-mom chick and have eight at a time. You can just open up your legs and they can walk out like a parade of little people."
She rolled over to look at me and growled. "I. Am. Not. Pregnant."
"Do you think your vagina will go back to normal after that?" I wondered out loud. "Because that would be like a one time ride if it didn't. Who the hell want to have sex with someone that you could fall into?"
"Gah! I am not having one kid, or two, and definitely not eight!" She rolled over and threw the pillow over her head. I turned the light out and laid down laughing to myself.
I woke up in the morning before Bella woke up. I dressed quietly and snuck out of the room without waking her up.
I hopped into my Volvo and drove into town. I stopped at a flower shop and went inside.
"May I help you?" An elderly woman asked from behind the counter.
I couldn't contain the huge smile that was taking up my whole face as I said, "Yes. I need tons of balloons. I am having a very special baby shower."
BPOV
I was woken up to Alice and Rosalie running into to bedroom screaming for me to wake up.
"What the hell is going on?" I asked groggily.
"You need to get up. Like now!" Alice said impatiently.
"I would if you would tell me what the hell is going on." I said.
It appears that Edward is setting up a baby shower for you in the common room." Rose answered. "And he's inviting everybody."
"What!" I shrieked jumping up off the bed. I throw my shoes on and ran out the door behind Alice and Rosalie.
We ran into the common room and I stopped dead when I saw the whole room covered in pink and blue balloons. There was a large cake with baby booties on it and a banner that said 'Congratulations Bella'. The room was full of students that looked confused. Yeah, join the club.
"I would just like to say I told you so." Jacob said he walked by me. I glared at him. He smiled hugely. Smug bastard.
"Congrats, Bella." Emmett said as he came up to me.
"Emmett, you know it was a joke. Why didn't you stop him from doing this?" I asked franticly.
"Because I didn't know he was doing this until about ten minutes ago. And I wouldn't have stopped him anyways because this is fucking awesome." Emmett laughed. "This is epic!"
"Hey, there's our guest of honor." Edward yelled. Everyone turned to look at me.
"Edward? What is this?" I whispered when he came up next to me.
"What does it look like? This is one of your baby showers."
"One?" I asked.
"Oh yeah, I haven't told you yet. I called and told my mom that we are having a baby and your mom was there too and after they both stopped screaming slash cheering they started planning a huge baby shower."
I think I stopped breathing.
"There baby shower will be much bigger then this. Hundreds of friends and family invited. Tons of gifts. However, I wanted to do something for you myself. I hope you like it." He smiled showing off all of his damn teeth that I wanted to knock out of his head.
"You…told…my mother?" I asked.
"Yes, she's very excited."
Oh, shit. This went much further then I had planned. I couldn't breath. My mother knows. My dad is going to kill me. NO, he's going to kill Edward. "I need to sit down." I said.
Edward led me over to a chair that was next to the table that the cake was sitting on. I sat down and tried breathing deeply hoping not to pass out.
"Presents." Edward sang as he handed me a gift bag. "I didn't have time to get much but I hope you like it just the same."
"Edward, we need to talk." I said so only he could hear me.
"We can talk later." He said. "Open it."
I sighed and opened the bag. I pulled out a tiny shirt that said 'Future UW student'. The next shirt said 'If you think I'm cute, you should see my Daddy'. I raised an eyebrow at Edward and he smiled and winked. So full of himself. The last shirt was a plain white t-shirt that had been written on with a black magic marker. It said 'My mom is a lying Bitch!'.
Edward leaned down to whisper in my ear, "You thought you could trick the master? Better luck next time."
I threw the bag down and stormed out of the room. I was halfway down the hallway when Edward caught my arm and spun me around to look at him.
"Are you done fucking with me now?" He growled.
"I wasn't fucking with you." I said trying to pull my arm free from his grip.
"Don't give me that shit." He said.
"Yeah well at least I didn't tell the whole school. You did that to me you asshole!" I screamed.
"Haven't you ever heard revenge is a bitch?" He yelled as he shoved me into the wall. "Are we almost done with this game, Bella?"
"Yes." I croaked.
"Good." He said. Before I could blink, he leaned forward and crashed his lips into mine. I was stunned for a second before I started kissing him back. He ran his hands down my arms and grabbed onto my hips, holding me tightly. I wound my fingers in his hair as our lips molded against each other's.
Edward ran his tongue along my bottom lip and I parted my lips to grant him access. I sucked on his tongue as it entered my mouth and he moaned while he bit down lightly on my bottom lip. Edward grabbed into my ass hard and lifted me up to wrap my legs around his waist. He pressed me harder into the wall grinding his impressive erection where I desperately wanted it.
Edward pulled his head away for a much-needed breath. I let my head fall back against the wall and closed my eyes. Just as Edward started sucking my neck just under my ear, someone cleared there throat next to us.
We both looked up to see Jasper and Emmett standing there.
"That looks like it tastes good." Emmett said trying to hide a smile and Jasper snorted.
"Go away." Edward growled.
"No. We came to tell you mom just called." Jasper said.
I shifted uncomfortably and put my feet back on the floor. "You didn't…really tell our moms did you?" I asked nervously.
"No." Edward laughed. "That was just to watch you squirm, which worked wonderfully."
"Anyways." Emmett said. "We are on our own for Christmas because they are going to Turkey."
"Turkey?" Edward asked confused.
"No. you dip shit. She said she was cooking a turkey. They are going to Paris for Christmas with Charlie and Renee." Jasper said rolling his eyes at Emmett.
"Oh, well turkey sounds good right about now. I am hungry." Emmett said rubbing his stomach.
"You know what that means, right?" Jasper said excitedly to Edward ignoring Emmett's hunger.
"We are going to Canada!" Edward shouted giving Jasper a high-five.
"Canada?" I asked confused.
"Yeah. We can legally drink and gamble there." Edward said. "Every year we want to go for New Years Eve but Esme blocks us saying we need to spend the holidays with family."
"Yeah." Emmett said. "But this year were free!"
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