~before the chapter~

Evreyone was just sitting down and talking. Minus chris. He was just sitting and waiting for me to show up with the script for the chapter. Too bad nobody knew I was there.

"So, what do you think courts gonna be like?" Casey asked one of the minecraft police force. "Ah, probably shouldn't be too big. But ive seen emmi. He knows how to build houses. Im wondering where he is anyway…" the MPF replied. "I hope he comes soon. This is my first chapter!" Benico (BEEEEENNNNNN! Im a fan of the ben drowned creepy pasta) said eagerly. "Yeah, yeah, stop being so happy. He'll probably forget you in the first chapter he puts you in, like me and judgy mc knob numbers over here." Herobrine said "GOD DAMN IT." Chris shouted, CLEARLY angry bout notch being judge. (notches: the numbers on the knobs of the amps. And other stuff.) "I don't understand why he hates me. Im just looking out for the other mobs." Notch said with the tiny frown near the edge of his mouth.

"its not YOU I hate… its just what emmis MAKING you do. Your angry and you created a LOT of minecraft and id prefer to stay alive." Chris said. Well,you could of said that before. Like… an HOUR ago? "wait hes here?" Chris said. "oh god no…" shado said. I don't know why she said that though. Shes going to be fine… hopefully. I may write the story but what happens in them I don't got control of! [insert picture of a cat/human hybrid holding a xbox controller without having any idea how to use it here] "JUST GIVE US THE FREAKING SCRIPT NAOW." Ratchet said. Alright alright geez… take the freakin paper. I'll go sit in the corner till your ready, napping so I get ideas for the next chapter. If theres a corner… if not ill go sleep somewhere in the judge seat. Its comfy. "ok lets figure out what he wants us to do this time…" Chris said as everybody walked into a circle.

~two days later~

Ok guys im back from my 12 hour nap. Hope ya missed meeeeeee :D and I hoped you liked that before the chapter thing. Just somthin that came to me while I was in the last hour of napping. Idk bout you guys, but I think I have a sleeping disorder. D: well, at least I get more ideas for good chapters. :D anyways, I gotta go eat some cat chow, I'll see you guys at the end of the chapter. Mkay? Mkay.

Chapter 3: breaking the foruth wall cus I want to.

"WHY AM I GETTING ARRESTED? I DID NOTHING ALL I DID WAS HELP CHRIS SAVE A CREEPER!" Casey shouted. "yeah yeah just stop struggling before we bring out the drug." One of the guards said. "and im not being arrested BEcauuuuuusssseeeee?" Chris said. "well, you were raisd by creepers for most of your life, correct? It would be obvious you would want to save them." The second of the guards said. "…ok you mind if I step in Chris?" Shado asked. "I don't give a shit, just make sure you don't hurt casey. Hes the only one that can fix up those wounds." Chris answered. He sorta lied at the last part, because he ISNT the only one that can heal them, but it would take a couple years for it to heal by most other people. Thus, they could be killed easily. "ok Ratchet run them over please. Or else chris will turn you into sushi right?" shado said. "woa wao wao woa! What you mean im making him sushi I never agrred to that! … oh wait I did. Sorry Ratchet." Chris said sadly. He was wondering what shado meant by "run them over". He also never made sushi.

"fine…" ratchet said. He grew to twice his size (btw not fixin that in the last chapter now) and slaped one of the guards out of the way. "now drop him." Ratchet said a bit angered. The standing guard just ran away leaving casey. "now can we go home? I don't want to be arrested again…" "yea. But no. im hearing some axes and if the people using them find out what happened were as good as dead… um… cupa?" chris said. "you… DID remember to teleport her back, right, shado?" Chris asked shado. "um… maybe?" shadow said hesatintly (or however the hell you spell that) "… get her. Now. Before I end up killing both of you." Chris said without emotion "ok ok ok hold on" two seconds later she came back. And she said "I cant find her. She wasn't where I left her." Shadow said. Exactly 2 seconds later there was a scream for chris. "found her." Chris said before running off.

~Meanwhile, with cupa!~

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Cupa said as two giant axes came near her. "don't worry… this will only hurt a lot…" the man named benico said. Of course, chris comes out right before the axes hit cupa, hold them back barely with his swords. "and this seems familiar." Chris said before coming out of nowhere with a new pair of swords. Made out of bedrock. For a total of 8 SWORDS! "and who are you? Doctor otca-GONAPUS?" benico said.

After looking at how many swords he had on him, it seemed like that was the truth. "yes. Yes I am." Chris said. Then he said "and why are you trying to kill this creeper? Its like david's frendily skeleteon."chris retaliated to benico "who the what now? My PARENTS were blown up by creepers." Benico said. "So your like the anti-me? Hm… I don't know whether to feel ashamed that im going to have to kill you because emmi said enchantments don't count or to feel happy because someone made an anti me." Chris said. "well im going to kill you first. I got TEW axes. That are enchated to work like swords. Bring it." "WELL, before I fight, may I suggest a possibility that can fuffil what we both want. Care to listen?" "fine…" after the conversation scrolls up, chris and benico are seen with a white screen behind them and a chalkboard near them. "now, you want to keep creepers away from you because of what happened to your parents, correct? Well, it has been proven that creepers hate cats, and nothing kills cats other than lava, and you. The reason people today know this is because of the great 1.2.5 update. Also please note this is the area past the fourth wall, where we can refence things in the real world, like mods, servers, plugins, commands, gamemode, or things that exist in the real world, like… um… I don't know, but theres something in the real world that doesn't exist in minecraft, I know that. Anyway, what im saying is, you need to find a jungle, bring 10 raw fish, find a ocelot, and feed it the fish until its fur changes. Understand?" "yes." ok now that that's been settled lets end the story now hm? Mkay. Meow, ill see you guys in a couple days. BYEEEEEEEEEE! Oh wait before I go…

The game that started it all…

Is about to get ANOTHER SEQUEL. No not minecraft. Mario.

NEW SUPER MARIO BROS 2 IS COMING. HOW MANY COINS. SHALL YOU COLLECT? Im collecting 1 mill atleast. Off topicness is gone. PEACE.