Well, here you are. The second chapter. I realize the first was somewhat… plain and the plot went nowhere. I just wanted to get their introductions out of the way. I don't like this one that much... Anyway, the plot actually starts in this one so, enjoy!
"Really, Eric, at least wait and see," I said with a grin. "They can't exactly keep us from the girls if we're going to the same camp."
He scoffed and crossed his arms.
"More like they can't keep you from screwing every girl not from South Park while you can," said Stan turning his attention from Cartman to me.
"Didn't I say that?" I asked in mock confusion.
"Not that it'd matter," said Cartman. "You'd just fuck all the guys, fag."
"Cartman, when are you gunna learn that 'fag' isn't offensive to Kenny?" asked Kyle, not looking up from his laptop.
He didn't expect an intelligent answer, I know. It was kind of cute actually. Most of his habits are. I'd said many times that I'd fuck him in a heartbeat. He freaked out every time. I think he's getting used to it. Too bad. He's cute when he freaks out.
"Yes it is," I said innocently, pretending to be hurt. "You're so mean, Kyle."
He rolled his eyes and continued typing. I grinned.
"Should be a great chance for some action, though." I eyed the girls around the bus. "I'm getting sort of tired of the same old people."
I saw Butters glance behind him at us, his expression unreadable, for a brief moment. Nice.
"What do you think, Buttery?" I said leaning over the back of his seat and draping my arms over his shoulders, emitting a terrified squeak from the smaller boy, making me grin wider. Adorable. "Think there'll be good fucks?"
"W-well, gee, Kenny, I-I dunno," he said nervously, his face reddening.
"Leave Butters alone, Kenny," said Kyle. I looked at him, still grinning.
"But I don't wanna!" I wined, tightening my arms around Butters shoulders. He reached up to one and tried to pull it away weakly and unsuccessfully, but I ignored him.
"Jesus Christ, Kenneh," said Cartman watching Butters struggle. "Let the kid go before the bitch notices and starts lecturing us on touching people without their permission."
I stared at him. By bitch he meant Wendy, and she probably would do exactly that. But was he standing up for Butters? He was looking at the back of Butter's seat, refusing to meet my gaze. Huh.
"K-kenny, can you p-please let go?" muttered Butters shyly. I barely heard him and didn't appear as though I had. I heard a sudden gasp and choke, and looking down I realised I'd let my hands slip up to him neck.
I release him immediately as though he burned my hands and he leaned forward massaging his neck.
"Sorry about that Buttercup," I said, restoring my grin and resting my head in my arms across the top of his seat. "Ya okay?"
"Y-yeah, Kenny, I-I'm okay," said Butters softly, beginning clanking his knuckles together again.
"Kenny, have you ever liked someone for something other than sex?" asked Kyle, appearing to have read my thoughts of raping Butters then and there.
I turned to look at him, a mischievous smirk planted on my face.
"Kyle, have you ever even had sex?"
That did it. My smirk morphed into a wide grin as he blushed and busily typed away.
"Dude, Kyle, that's so pathetic," said Cartman with an amused ring in his voice.
"Shut up, fatass," said Stan. "He just hasn't found the right person yet."
Kyle went a little redder at this. And then it hit me. It was so brilliant. So perfect. So... mean. But I couldn't help it. I had to. I had to.
"Hey, Butters," I said suddenly, making him jump a little. "Still got your V-card?"
"M-my V-card?" he asked, looking up at me, confused.
"Yeah," I said casually. "Your virginity."
He turned pink and looked back at his lap. "Y-yeah..."
I grinned. Perfect. I quickly scanned the bus full of South Park kids. Tweek... no, Craig's bound to have. Timmy... but that doesn't count. Pip.
"Hey, Pip!"
He jumped from his seat at the front of the bus and turned around to look at me, as did Wendy.
"Yes, Kenny, what can I do for you?" he said cheerily.
"Are you a virgin?"
The question seemed to catch the attention of the whole bus and there was silence.
"Kenny!" shrieked Wendy indignantly. "Don't ask poor Pip such a personal question! That's so-"
"W-well, no I don't believe I am," said Pip, his usual smile still in place.
A good bit of the bus widened their eyes.
"What? Seriously?" I asked, a little shocked, and sort of impressed. "With who?"
He blushed a little and turned back around. "I don't believe that's any of your business."
Huh. Pip wasn't a virgin. Go figure. Oh well. At least now I had the entire bus' attention.
"Well," I said loudly. "I'm afraid we do have some virgins on this bus either way. And I propose we help them out."
The looks of horror that crossed most people's faces were hilarious.
"By making a pact," I finished.
"What kind of pact?" asked Clyde suspiciously.
"That everyone from South Park will have sex with at least one person while at camp," I said simply, looking around at everyone. "And that's everyone. So they don't get singled out. Anyone who doesn't will have to be my sex toy as much as I want for the first two weeks of school. Good?"
"Kenny, that's awful!" Wendy shouted at me. "That's not fair to them! What if they don't want to loose their virginity yet?"
After much arguing and 'compromising' everyone had agreed. Well, everyone but Timmy, but we all agreed he didn't need to be part of it. And so we made a pact. I was kind of proud of myself.
Oh, would you look at that, the plot changed drastically. XD I'll be changing the title and summary now... Jesus Christ. No, this isn't gunna get graphic. Any smex will be theoretical unless someone wants to writ it for me. XD I refuse to do it because I will FAIL. Do you guys think I should change the rating? I mean, if it's just talking about it and theoretical, that's PG-13, which is near equal to T. But I dunno... I've seen that stuff rated M here, and I don't want to get in trouble, so tell what cha think, please. Reviews are lurved. Flames are welcome. Cookies will be inhaled and I will choke on them, die, revive myself, and then leave a message after the beep! ;D ( I just got a new cell phone. That's part of my voicemail.)
