Bleh. Short. But I've done three chaptes today, so give me a break! I hope you guys like it. I'm feeling sorta dead righ now...
Shit.
What the fuck did they have to come over? It pissed me off.
"Hey, Damien," said Kenny pleasently as they approached, Butter clinging to the back of his shirt. "Pip. I'm sure I must have been halusinating, but I thought we recieved some rather unpleasant looks from you and your friends, save you, Pip, of course."
His voice dripped horribley sweet icing, making me cringe.
"So what if we were?" said Mace threateningly stepping in front of Pip, having instantly recognised Cartman as 'the fat one' and associating the others with him as people who picked on him.
"Well, I was just thinking it wasn't very friendly of you towards your fellow campers, especially on our first day," said Kenny batting his unnaturally long eyelashes, undisturbed by Mace's tone and stance. "I just thought we should come over and introduce ourselves to avoid unnecisary hatred."
Cartman laughed. "Screw you, Kenny, I'm not getting friendly with these gaywads."
That hit something in me, Mace, and Oliver and our gazes hardened on Cartman. Mace jumped off our porch and grabbed the front of his shirt. He was about half an inch taller than him, but he forced Cartman down to much it seem like more. Butters let out a terrified yelp and Stan and Kyle took a step back. Kenny held his ground as Butters tightened his grip. Now, I was pretty sure Mace wasn't gay. Oliver had shown signifigant signs that might just end up as overall shyness. Mace was just standing up for me, him, and Pip.
"Say that again, prick," said Mace devilishly. "I dare ya."
Cartman smirked. "GAY-WADS."
Mace punched him in nose causing him to fall on his ass.
"Jesus Christ!" he cried touching his bleednig nose. "What the fuck!"
"See, Eric?" said Kenny stiffling a laugh. "You're really lucky 'fag' doesn't offend me."
Mace eyed him curiously but didn't say anything.
"Kenny, you lazy ass bitch, get over here and fucking help me up, ass hole! And gimme a piece of your shirt!"
"Yeah, yeah," said Kenny with a sigh, removing Butters' hands and peeling off his hoodie. He brought the bottom of his already torn, hardly white shirt to his mouth and tore off a stip. Butters was pink and determindly not looking at him. So was Oliver. Dickface. Kenny threw the strip of shirt at Cartman and he held it to his nose. Kenny pulled his shirt back down holding out a hand to his friend.
"Serves you right, fat ass," said Kyle as Stan joined Kenny in yanking Cartman to his feet.
"Shut up, jew!"
Mace and Oliver eyed eachother and then returned their gazes to them. Pip was frowning at Mace.
"The was an aweful thing to do, Mace," he said in a cute scolding tone. "We're supposed to be a good example!"
Mace sighed. "Pip, I'm standing up for you, dude."
"Cartman, you beat Pip up again?" asked Stan crossing his arms.
"None of your business, Stan," said Cartman frowning. "Son of a bitch..."
"You," said Oliver suddenly. Everyone looked at him. "With the Hello Kitty shirt. Come here."
Butters looked terrified. Cartman's eyes flashed and Kenny moved infront of the smaller blond just now slipping his hoodie back on.
"Why?" he asked.
"I just want to ask him something," said Oliver.
Kenny narrowed his eyes but Butters nervously came out from behind him and slowly walked up to him. Oliver examined him for a moment then pushed opened the door to their cabin. "Come in."
Cartman took a step forward but stopped. Kenny looked ready to fling himself at Oliver at any moment. Kyle was staring at him suspiciously.
"You too, red head." Kyle looked mildly surprised but proceeded to walk up to him where Butters still hadn't entered.
"Hang on, Kyle," said Stan grabbing his arm. "Why do they have to go in?"
"It's sort of a private matter," said Oliver cooly pushing up his glasses.
"It's fine, Stan," said Kyle and he released him. He put a hand on Butters back and led him inside.
Oliver followed them and held the door open for Pip to follow. Then it shut. They were in there for about ten minutes. The door opened to reveal a sort of guilty looking Butters and a satisfied Kyle. Pip and Oliver followed and Oliver nodded at an inquiring Mace. Butters sunk in between Kenny and Cartman and Kyle stood by Stan.
"Eric Cartman," said Oliver. Cartman looked at him wit ha glare. "We don't want trouble. But if you cause it we can and will resort to violence. The kids at this camp are good kids and we don't need you screwing them up. We can get you banned, Cartman. We're the most powerful campers here. Don't forget it."
"Fuck you, four eyes!" said Cartman loudly.
Oliver mearly turned and walked back inside the cabin. Pip and I followed, eventually joined by Mace who was still glaring at Cartman. I lingered by the door to listen.
"What'd he ask you?" I heard Stan ask Kyle.
"I'll tell you later, dude," responded Kyle as they continued to wherever they were going.
"Damien," said Oliver.
I turned around. "Yeah?"
"I don't think any of those boys are any threat save Cartman, and possibley Kenny."
"Kenny's an ass. He's been to hell at least a hundred times."
"He what?"
"Nothing."
Well, wasn't that fun? I love Oliver and his sexy beastness... -rolls on floor laughing histarically- Kenny, you manwhore. ;D Yeah, sorry it's so short. I try to make all my chapters at least 1,000 words, but I couldn't do anything else with Cabin 1 for now. I'll need to switch over to Kyle for the next chapter so we can see what happened. Yeah... THE POV CONTEST IS STILL GO. Next chapter will be up whenever since I'm on a roll today. 333
PS Yes, I did edit the Keniver in there later. I'll point that out to people who already read it in the next chapter.
