Well, all, I've done it. I found a ay to get Creek in the story. And guess what? It gets three straight chapters almost all to itself! And guess what else?! THEY ALL HAPPEN SIMOTANIOUSLY! WOOOOOOOOO! Hazah. Sooooo, um, I was thinking the other night about the sequel and I have a great scene planned for all you KyleXCartman shippers. But, uh, I have a feeling you guys will hate me for how it affects this story... so I'm not going to tell you what it is. So... sorry. In advance. X3 We'll see if you guys notice it. It's not in this chater or anything, just saying. On a happier note, I'm eating ghramm crackers! In MILK!

So Craig was revealing a couple. Stan and Kyle looked horrified. Mace looked like he might rip the speaker right out of the wall. I could hear Tweek trying to say something with a muffled voice in the background of the intercom. Epic.

"And so it is my duty as apparently the only person willing to do this shit to announce- OW!"

Tweek could be heard screaming and there was the sound of things crashing to the ground.

"TWEEK!"

And then it went off. Craig had taken his finger off the speaker button or whatever and we couldn't hear anymore. We were all looking aorund with raised eyerows as if we expected someone to have known what just happened. Scanning the room, I saw Mace push through the door and on some whim I followed him.

"Mace!" I called trying to catch up to him as he'd traveled surprisinglyfar in the amount of time it took me ot get out the door. He stopped and turned to wait for me.

"What?" he asked harshly, obviously angry and actually looking a little upset as I approached.

"Where ya goin'?" I asked childishly curious.

"To see what happened to Craig and Tweek," he said starting to walk quicly again towrds the announcement room. I bounced along behind him like a puppy.

"What do you think it was?" I asked.

"I don't know," he admitted. "But I'm sure as hell gunna find out. And once it's out of the way, I'm gunna kill Craig."

"Why?"

"'Cause he's a dick."

"Well, yeah, but-"

I ran into his back because he'd suddenly stopped, but he took no notice. I looked around him and saw two figures alittle from the litt shack we'd been heading towards. One was on top of the other, puching furiously. It was Craig and Tweek.

"CRAIG!" yelled Mace in a shocked voice running to tear him off the crying blond.

"Dude, what the hell?!" I added sprinting over and kneeling next to Tweek as Mace threw Craig aside where he sat silently.

"Tweek?" I asked quietly, but with panic in my voice. "Tweek, can you hear me? Tweek?"

He didn't answer, only shook violently in my arms that were holding him off the ground, and sobbed heavily. His face was beginning to bruise, and I could see a black eye coming on, and his nose was bleeding. Mace was staring at him in horror, and I looked at him with a stern but choked face.

"Get the nurse," I said to him. He just stood there. "Mace!"

He snapped out of it and sprinted back to the cafeteria.

I looked over my shoulder to where Craig was sitting, looking utterly loathable, and I tiened my grip on Tweek, returning my gaze to him.

"Tweek?" I asked again, determined to get him to say something. "Can you talk? Tweek? Come on, Tweekers, say something."

"Ngh," he muttered, twitching heavily at the effort. But it was good enough for me.

I hugged him. What the fuck was Craig thinking? Tweek can barely make it through a regular day! He was probably the only reason the poor guy hadn't died of a heart attack by now. And now he did this? This would kill Tweek and he knew it. So why? What happened?

"My goodness!"

Mace had returned with the nurse and she was kneeling down to exaine his face.

"Mace, dear, could you carry him back to my office for me?"

"Actually," said Mace looking uncomfortable. "Kenny, could you take him? I don't... I need to talk to Craig."

I looked back at the raven haired boy and shugged.

"Sure," I said standing and lifting the tiny boy easily. Did I ever mention how grateful I am for our school havning a weigt room? I could probbly take on Stan and his fancy shmancy skills if I was mad enough and he wasn't.

I lookd down at Tweek while we walked, shaking helplessly and crying sniffily. He looked like Butters for a second and I wasnted to kiss him but his eye twitched and the image went away. I held him a little tighter anyway.

I waited with him while the nurse fixed him up and then left me to look after him while he rested. I got the feeling she didn't like looking over patients too much. Bitch.

But I was happy to do it. He didn't look like Tweek when he slept and it got me thinking. What would he be like if he wasn't jumpy and paranoid? He wasn't when he slept as far as I could tell, so he must have something underneath his exterior. I wonder if Craig's ever seen it? A calm Tweek. It was almost histarical, the thought of it. But it might be nice. I've never heard his real voice. It's always strained and panicy. Was it cute like Butters'? A little bit lispy like Cartman's? Nasaly like Clyde and Craig's?

Craig... asshole. Nothing gave him the right to abuse Tweek like that. He puts up with him everyday. What the hell could he have done to bother him?

"Kenny?"

I looked upfrom my lap to see Tweek slowly rising in the bed. His voice wasn't panicy, but extrememly hoarse from lack normal use and I still couldn't hear it.

"Lie down, Tweekers," I insisted, willing him back down. "Are you okay?"

"Oh Jesus!" he exclaimed realizing his surroundings. "I'm in the clinic?! Oh God, I'm gunna die! Do I have a disease?! Am I contageous?! I am, arn't I?! I'm gunna get you sick and then you'll die too and it'll all my fault! GAH! Your parent'll sue me and I'll go to jail! And hen I'll get raped and murdered by an inmate and then God'll end up hating mer goign to jail so I'll go to hell and be tortured for eternity! And-"

I kissed him and he was silent.

"There we go," I said smiling at him. "Now, what happened? Mace and I went to see and Craig was- damn it, Tweek, listen."

He was staring blankly at me, wide eyed and mouth slightly open. Then his face got horrfied and he jumped up on the bed, backing danerously close to the edge.

"Y-you- you can't- I'm- don't- Craig-"

"Jesus Christ, Tweek, it was just a kiss," I said, standing up, ready to reach out and catch him if he fell. "It didn't mean anything. I was just trying to shut you up."

"But-"

"Lay back down and tell me what happened or I'll rape you," I threatened, knowing he'd believe the obvious lie.

"Oh, God, don't do that!" he cried, plopping back down and scuffling under the covers.

"Good boy," I praised resitting myself. "Now, what happened in the intercom room?"

"C-craig was gunna tell everyone that..."

"Stan and Kyle?" I suggested.

"Gah! How did you know?!" he twitched.

"It's not exactly some big secret, Tweek, we've all figured it out by now."

"Nng! Y-you have?"

"Yes, Tweek, go on."

"W-well, he was gunna tell everyone just like that and I told him he shouldn't and that we'd get in trouble, but he went to do it anway. And he was talking and I was trying to talk, too, but he was covering my mouth and- and... I think I- bit him?"

"You bit him?"

"I shouldn't have! I knew I shouldn't have, I'm so stupid!"

"It's fine, Tweek, clam down!"

The rest of his explanation went on pretty much like this. Basically he ran out of the room, thinking Craig would be really mad, and then Craig caught him and osmething about him not understanding and then he tried to kiss him but Tweek wouldn't let him and then Craig just started punching him. Thats what I got out of the frantic screeches at least.

Well, that's what you get for now. Sorry it took so long and it's not even that long of a chapter, I've just been busy. no, that's not the best explanation of what happened you're gunna get. I just need to put it in Craig's point of view in order for it to be as horrible as it really is. For some reason I can't write happy Creek.

I bet you all thought it had something to do with the ghoss at first. -shakes head- Silly people. Actually, about that, I'm thinking of dropping that as part of the major storyline. I ned it for a future Cutters/Stutters scene but I don't think I'll use it any more than that, so I'm gunna go change the title and summary AGAIN. Don't get confused. X3

Oh, and remember my idea for SPBBLA? Well, apparently my daddy has this website making software or whatever and I was thinking that if enough people were interested, I'd go ahead and make one for it. So PLEASE tell me if you're interested. I'm looking for a council from my best reviewers if I do, so keep the reviews coming! ayafangirl, frizzy.writings, and omg.u.killed.kenny already have spots on there if they want them.

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