Okay, I got really excited for this one. It just popped into my head! Oh, and I've heard several people say they hate Sierra. She is very annoying.
The authoress knows what you're thinking. You, the reader, are thinking that this chapter will start at either Camp Wawanakwa or the Playa des Losers. Well, you're wrong. Our story starts at the household of Duncan and Bailey Foxx.
You see, their parents had gone away for a few days to their great-grandmother's funeral, along with their two older brothers, Dylan and Damon. They didn't trust Duncan and Bailey to be around the funeral for fear of setting the casket on fire. They left Duncan in charge of Bailey and their youngest child, Bambi, who was five. Not their smartest idea.
"Duncan, Mom and Dad are gone! Let's invite the people from Total Drama Island over, That way, everyone can hang out before getting competitive in Total Drama World Tour," said Bailey, excited.
"Alright," he said. Duncan and Bailey then spent a half-hour calling the others. They were shocked to find out that they all lived very close. "Bambi, go to bed."
"No," Bambi said stubbornly, copying the glare Bailey, who was setting up snacks, usually had on when she didn't want to do something. Duncan was about to protest, when Courtney walked in, followed by everyone else. Bailey decided to drag Bambi to bed before any making-out occurred.
"Hey, Princess," he said, smirking. Courtney rolled her eyes and gave him a peck on the cheek.
"What should we do, dudes?" asked Geoff, grabbing a bowl of chips and stuffing a handful in his mouth.
"I know," said Lindsay excitedly. Everyone stared at her, shocked. Did Hell freeze over, yet? No? Anyway, back to Lindsay. "Let's play Six Minutes In Heaven!"
"You mean Seven Minutes In Heaven, right?" asked Trent.
"Oh. My. Gosh," said Sierra, glancing at Cody with a lovesick smile. "I could be with Cody!"
Out of the corner of her eye, Izzy saw Noah glaring at Sierra and elbowed Bailey, who had went to stand next to her. Both girls smirked.
"Okay!" Izzy yelled. "We'll all play! Geoff, Zeke, give me your hats."
Izzy took the hates while Bailey wrote the names of everyone there on slips of paper. Izzy put the boys' names in one hat and the girls' names in the other.
Bambi then walked in and everyone froze.
"There's a brat in here," said Noah, raising an eyebrow. Bambi stuck out her tongue and Bailey covered the little girl's ears before speaking.
"Just let her stay or she'll start screaming. She doesn't know what this game is," she said. Then she uncovered the blue-eyed five-year-old's ears. Bambi sat down next to her quietly, watching the scene while smiling, happy that nobody made her leave.
"First to go into the closet is…" Izzy paused to pick out of the hats. "Heather and Alejandro! Ooh, this'll be interesting. Just like that time that my Aunt Martha found out my Uncle Hugo was cheating on her and chased him around with a giant ladle and-"
"I'm not going into the closet with him!" Heather yelled, steam practically coming out of her ears.
Alejandro sighed. "Not to worry, Chica, we don't have to do anything in there." He sounded sad. Heather shivered slightly.
Damn, this guy was good.
"Actually," said Bailey, winking at Izzy. "You have to at least lip lock in there."
Duncan and Geoff pushed a screaming Heather into the closet. As Alejandro walked in, Bambi had looked at Duncan with a quizzical look. "What does lip lock mean?"
"It means that they have to zip their lips, lock them, and throw away the key," said Bridgette, using hand motions to show the black-haired little girl. "Get it?"
Bambi nodded, completely oblivious to the snickers that sounded around her.
Cody pressed his ear against the door, only to whip it back, as sounds could be heard from the other side of the room. "Heather's yelling," he confirmed, holding his ear.
"No, really?" asked Noah sarcastically, rolling his eyes.
"No need for the sarcasm, Noah," said Bailey, walking over to the two boys and putting her arms around them both, which must have been difficult because she was at least three inches shorter than Cody (damn, that's short). "This is not the night to be rude, Noah, especially towards Cody." Then, she smiled kindly at them both and walked back over Bambi, letting everyone ponder on what she said and waited for someone to break the silence.
Wait a minute, silence? Heather's yelling had ceased. After waiting the rest of the time, Duncan yanked open the door to see Alejandro and Heather, making-out. Bambi, who was slowly falling asleep on her sister's lap, missed the shocking scene. Much to her sister's relief, of course.
"I knew tonight would be interesting," said Geoff as they walked out.
This went on for several hours. Some pairings followed canon (Duncan and Courtney), and some of them were just plain freaky (Sadie and Trent).
Until something very interesting happened.
"Cody and Noah!" yelled Bailey. She fought back knowing smile as her eyes widened in 'shock.'
"How did Nody get into the wrong hat?" asked Lindsay, cocking her head to the side in confusion.
Bailey and Izzy shrugged, not bothering to correct the dumb blonde.
"I'm not going in there," said Noah. "I never agreed to this game." He looked back down to his book.
"Come on, Noah-It-All," said Izzy. "You know you want to."
"Uh, no. I don't." said the egghead, glaring at her. Izzy grabbed his hand and pushed him into the closet with Cody.
"Remember," Bailey said from her spot on the floor as the door started closing. "There must be lip lock!"
Once the door was locked, Izzy and Bailey, who gently set Bambi onto the floor, put their ears to the door.
*SLASH*SLASH*SLASH*
Inside the closet, Noah sighed and sunk to the floor, trying to be as far away from Cody as possible.
"Noah, what's the matter?" asked Cody curiously.
"What's the matter?" Noah repeated. "I don't want to kiss you!"
"They won't know if we don't kiss," he stated.
"YES WE WILL!" Izzy shouted from outside the door, making both boys jump.
"Noah," said Cody. "I know what this is about."
Noah looked up. "What?"
"You like me," Cody smiled.
Noah gulped. Deny, he thought to himself. Cody was onto him. Deny. He would admit to nothing. He didn't like Cody that way. Okay, maybe he did, but, like he said, he would deny it. "Do not."
"Noah," Cody said. "The Awake-A-Thon, you're always watching me, during Celebrity Manhunt you slept on my lap. Noah, you like me."
"No," replied Noah, trying to keep his cool. "I don't."
"Okay," said Cody, crawling over to Noah so their faces were a few inches apart. Noah felt Cody's hot breath I his face and pressed himself against the wall, only to have Cody move closer. "Is this awkward for you?"
"N-No," stuttered Noah, completely losing his cool. Cody pressed his body to Noah's.
"Now?"
"No."
Cody sighed and kissed Noah. Noah's eyes widened and Cody pulled away so his mouth was millimeters away from Noah's. "Stop me. If you don't like it, push me away."
He crashed his lips to Noah's again. Noah was pulled out of his shocked state when Cody licked his lips, asking for entrance. Noah granted him that access and wrapped his arms around Cody's waste, kissing him back. Cody moaned lightly and snaked his arms around Noah's neck. The two boys were perfectly in sync. They both made mental notes to thank Izzy and Bailey later.
"I knew you liked me," said Cody while pulling away.
"Shut up, braniac," Noah said, pressing his lips to Cody's again.
My braniac, he thought.
*SLASH*SLASH*SLASH*
While they made-out, Izzy and Bailey noticed the lack of noise in the closet and were cheering quietly to themselves, pumping their fists into the air and earning weird looks from the others.
"Seven minutes are up, crazies," LeShawna said to the two girls.
"Oh, idea!" said Izzy. "Let's eat some pizza and let them out when we're done."
"No, I think we should let them out, Iz," said Owen, opening the door. He looked in, closed it, and turned back with wide eyes.
"What's the matter?" asked Harold. He walked over and yanked open the door. He stepped aside so everyone could see. Bailey and Izzy took out their phones and took pictures as everyone, besides the sleeping Bambi, gasped. Sierra screamed and ran to the bathroom, telling herself this never happened. If you've watched Total Drama World Tour, you'd know that she in fact did convince herself of this.
Cody and Noah were in the closet, making out. Their hair was messed up and their clothes were wrinkled. Once Noah opened his eyes and saw everyone, he pushed Cody away. They both turned scarlet as Harold closed the door and locked it again.
"So…pizza?" said Geoff. There were murmurs and nods of agreement and walked away.
Okay, has anyone ever heard the song If You Were Gay by Avenue Q? I was listening to this while writing. And, an idea popped into my head. Oh, and I can't update until maybe Monday or Tuesday. So, if you get any update e-mails before Monday or Tuesday on this story, it's because I'm editing the mistakes I found in the chapters I previously made (I re-read the whole thing last night and found a few. Thanks, guys!
