In the lobby.

"Okay family," yelled Lussuria as he saw Fran and Bel join the rest of the varia. "We're going to split up with our vacation buddies and explore the wonders of Vegas. You guys can do whatever you want," Lussuria said with a wink, "but be at the sushi hut, next to our hotel, by 9 o'clock, okay?"

"Yea yea, whatever," replied everyone monotonously.

Everyone else left, leaving Lussuria and Levi in the lobby. "Hey Levi, I have some stuff to do, I'm pretty sure a man like you is fine alone, right? Before Levi could respond, Lussuria had already left, waving his hand goodbye, and said, "See you later!"

"Jeez," Levi said to himself, "no one wants me, boss, Lussuria no one." Levi waked around the hotel until he spotted a bar.

"Rough day, hun?" Asked an attractive bartender, as she saw a very depressed Levi walk by himself.

Levi looked up at her, and said, "Yes, what do you want?"

"Come on hun cheer up, here a beer on me."

"S-s-sure," stuttered Levi as he took the drink and drank it in one huge gulp.

"Another!" Levi demanded.

The bartender handed him another beer, this time a pitcher. Levi held it with two hands and drank furiously. A good 30 minutes passed as 10 empty beer bottles laid on the counter. A very drunk Levi looked around as his vision blurred.

"Boss!!!" Yelled Levi.

"Hey hun, sit down and relax a bit." The bartender asked panicked, afraid of what the huge man would do.

"Boss!!!" Levi yelled again totally ignoring the bartender. Levi, eyeing a stripping poll, ran for it and started hugging the poll. "Boss!" Levi attempted to make a sexy voice. The bartender called for the manager to remove Levi from the poll. So in came the manager, surprised that he found Levi pretty sexy.

"Mmmhmm," the manger, turned to the bartender, "It's fine, and just in time too, and we don't have any strippers tonight. In fact this is perfect, he's free and he doesn't mind showing some skin."

The manger said as he left the bartender and grabbed a front row seat staring at Levi. "Boss~" Levi yelled again, as he started taking off his tuxedo, piece by piece, and started singing bad romance by Lady GaGa. "Oooooh, Oooooh, caught in a bad romance," he sang as he unbuttoned his shirt and threw it toward the crowd.

"Ra, ra, ah, ah, ah, ah," he sang as he slid down the stripper poll slowly. "Want your bad romance!" as he got up and took off his pants. Now, Levi in his underwear and undershirt kept on singing.

"Caught in a bad romance~" more and more woman were attracted to the bar by Levi's voice. All of them gawked and couldn't stop staring. Levi started crying midway thinking about boss. He broke down yelling, "Boss" several times, and several phrases of "why?" And, "I love you so much." The women of the crowd were swooning over Levi. Seems as though they love a buff man who's willing to cry. Through the crowd you could hear voices singing, "we'll be your boss," and "we love you Levi!!!" etc.

Meanwhile, from a not so far distance, Lussuria could be found at a nightclub, busting a few moves. The people on the dance floor were surely, but slowly inching away from Lussuria. "

Oh poo, this is no fun," said Lussuria with distaste, because by the time he was finished dancing, the dance floor was abandoned.

Lussuria breathless, went to the bar inside, grabbed a martini and sat down. Looking around he saw a pretty cute boy sitting next to him. Lussuria seeing easy prey went for it.

"How are ya, cutie?"

"What excuse me, but do I know you?" The stranger asked carefully.

"For now no, but I have a feeling we'll get to know each other pretty well soon," Lussuria said with a wink.

Just then, a pretty, tall girl, with a mad expression, came up to Lussuria and said, "Just what do you think you're saying to my boyfriend?!"

"Oh? I wasn't talking to him," Lussuria said nervously. Oh, I could never hit a girl could I? Lussuria thought to himself.

"Hmm, of course not," she grimaced, as she grabbed her boyfriend's arm and left, scolding him.

Ahh, set down again, Lussuria thought. "Another martini please," he asked the bartender. He sipped on his drink for a few minutes and pounded his fist on the counter.

"No!" He yelled, "I'm not going to let that stop me, I'm going to fine a much sexier, manly man! Yes. That's it," Lussuria licked his lips while thinking about his dream man. 10 minutes passed, while Lussuria was still sipping on his martini.

"A beer please," a gruff man sat next to Lussuria. "Oh my, what's this?" He looks pretty manly, around 6 feet, short black hair, a little stubble under his chin, and huge biceps. Hehe my type, Lussuria silently giggled to himself.

"Hey, boy-o, what sup? Said the gruff man, looking at Lussuria. Got to play it cool, Lussuria said to himself.

"Oh, umm, your beautiful brown eyes?" Lussuria replied coyly.

The man paused, and looked at Lussuria again, "The fuck is wrong with you?!" The man freaked out, and walked away from Lussuria.

Lussuria, on the verge of tears, was confronted by a 60 year old looking man.

"Tough day son?" The old man asked.

"Yea, how did you know?" Lussuria looked at the man suspiciously.

"Well I think I know a thing or two about sad boys like you," he said with a smile, revealing several missing teeth and a gold front tooth.

"Err yea," Lussuria replied nervously. Ehh I don't do old guys do I? Lussuria asked himself in his head. The old man smiled again, and put his hand over Lussuria's. Lussuria felt a shock run through his body, as this was the first time a man was hitting on him, even worse, an old creepy man. Lussuria paralyzed by this shock, could not shake off the man's hand.

"So want to have fun? I'll take you to my place and we can sort of, get to know each other better?" The Old man asked with a wink.

Oh Jeez I'm going to die today, please god if you exist, kill me now, Lussuria prayed silently.

A bartender, just happened to see this and yelled, "No gay affection allowed in this bar." The bartender turned around to check the nightclub's black list. And sure enough the old man was on there.

"Security!"The bartender yelled. A few seconds later the old man, was taken by two security officials. Lussuria could hear the old man rambling, saying that he'll be back.

Lussuria, officially creeped out, lost his train of thought when the bartender confronted Lussuria, "Sorry about that, our bar doesn't always have creeps like him, but he always seems to get past security."

"Oh it's fine!" Lussuria happy, that someone actually cared about him. Lussuria then checking him out, hmmm, thin waist, long boyish hair, young-looking, brown eyes, probably 5 feet, and not very athletic, but still, he cares about me, me! Lussuria was silently making mental notes until the bartender felt slightly bothered.

"So, how about a drink on me? Haha, sorry about that man, let's forget about him, shall we?"

The bartender slid Lussuria a beer.

"Oh thank you!" Lussuria extremely happy that there's a guy who isn't creeped out by him.

"So, what show are you in?" The bartender asked politely.

"Excuse me?" Lussuria asked, puzzled.

"You know shows. Like performance's. Judging by your outfit," the bartender examined Lussuria's green and orange tuxedo decorated with sequins and a pink feather sticking out of his right shoulder pad.

"What?! Hohohoho you funny man, I'm in no show silly, this is my formal wear!"

"Oops, haha sorry, it's very..." The bartender paused for a second, "unique," he said with a laugh.

"Oh really?! No one has ever been this nice to me before."

"I don't see why not, you look like a nice guy."

"Me, really?! My boss thinks I'm a total freak."

"Well if I was your boss I would change that," he said with a wink.

Lussuria, keep your cool, oh Jeez don't tell me I'm getting hard, Lussuria, thought while taking a quick second to glance at his pants.

"Well Mr. Bartender, what's your name?"

"Alex, haha yours?"

"Lussuria, but you can call me Luss." Lussuria, a bit nervous, and trying hard to lower his boner, asked, "Alex, so when are you off your shift?"

Alex looked at his watch, "Hmmm it's only 3, and I guess I can leave right now. Want to go have some fun?"

Ugh boner police, Lussuria thought as he was a getting an even bigger boner while thinking of all the definitions of fun.

Ugh this is no good, Lussuria thought. Dammit go down!!! Lussuria practically yelling in his head.

"Well if you want to go to my place we can talk in peace."

"Oh! That sounds great!" Lussuria jumped at that idea. "So how about I'll go grab a taxi and you'll grab your stuff and we'll leave?"

"Sure, I'm very happy to meet you Lussuria," Alex said with a big smile. Lussuria couldn't help but blush, and say, "Same here Alex-kun. Same here."

10 minutes later.

Alex and Lussuria were both in the taxi. Facing away from each other, staring out the window, and blushing. Oh is this true love? Thought Lussuria. The whole car ride was dealt with silence and brief moments where their eyes would meet. When the car ride was finally over, Lussuria paid the driver and followed Alex into his apartment.

The apartment was, not a very big one, but big enough for 2 people.

Alex, went inside his room to put away his things, and came out staring at Lussuria.

"Do you want to have some fun, Lussuria?"

Lussuria, gulped and nodded his head yes.

Alex, quickly ran towards Lussuria, tackled him, causing Lussuria to fall to the floor, and stared into Lussuria's eyes.

"What are you looking at?" Asked Lussuria shyly.

"Haha well who knows," said Alex with a smile.

Alex then took off Lussuria's green and orange Tuxedo, quickly, then slowed down in unbuttoning his shirt. He took it off with the utmost care and threw it onto his couch. When about to take off Lussuria's pants, his hand froze over the zipper. Obviously very nervous, his hands were met with Lussuria's.

"Who said you could have all the fun?" Lussuria got up, and gently pushed Alex back.

"Hey! I wasn't finished!"

Lussuria bent down, and whispered into Alex's ear, "I don't care." As he took off Alex's shirt roughly, not caring if it would rip or tear. Lussuria stared at Alex's chest, a bit puzzled, because Alex's boobs were slightly bigger than an average mans. Hmmm, well I guess bigger boobs, are okay, Lussuria thought to himself, and slowed his undressing rampage.

Alex looked at Lussuria, "Why'd you slow down?"

"Haha no, reason, wanted to savor the moment?"

"Haha you." Alex said with a smile.

Lussuria snapped out of his train of thought and started fingering for Alex's zipper. Slowly unzipping Alex's pants, Lussuria, felt Alex clench his thighs, teeth and hands.

"Hmmm, something wrong?"

"Duhh, I'm supposed to be the dominant one, I'm totally unused to this."

"Well it's time for a change, my dear Alex," cooed Lussuria.

"Haha that's what you think," said Alex he, pushed Lussuria back gruffly.

"Oh? My dear Alex has fangs. I think I like it."

"Haha I bet you would," this time Alex without any hesitation, ripped off Lussuria's pants, revealing boxers with the Xanxus's face.

"Nice boxers," Alex said, while trying to hide a smile.

"Hey, those were quality pants you know, and thank you, I like those boxers."

"I don't and when we're done, I'm buying you new boxers. Haha now let's see what are under those boxers of yours." Alex said with a devious smile.

"Haha not quite yet, you're still in your pants, I won't do anything until you're fully naked."

"I'm begging here, Lussuria, I want sex, now."

"Then follow my instructions you naughty boy."

"Oh my gosh," sighed Alex as he took off his pants, revealing pink boxers.

"Cute boxers, babe."

"Oh shush, at least I'm not wearing one with a picture of some random guy."

"I said fully naked, not just boxers" as he stared at Alex for a bit more.

"No, you first, I already took off my pants for you."

"You stingy boy," cried Lussuria as he tackled Alex to the floor anxious.

"Let's do this," as he slid Alex's boxers off.

Despite Lussuria's attempt to act cool and dominant, he was not fully ready to stare at Alex's dick yet, so he looked up to prepare himself mentally.

Lussuria did not know what to expect. Hope he doesn't have a penis too big, don't want him to tear me up, thought Lussuria secretly. Lussuria, could not wait anymore, and stared down at Alex. First his eyes, his cute pink lips, his above average boobs, Lussuria gulped, getting closer, thought Lussuria, nice skinny waist, and a cute…… VAGINA?! Where was the dick?! Lussuria frantic, stared harder. This could all be a mistake, Alex a girl, no way? Yet no matter how Lussuria tried to deduce things, Alex still had a vagina, and that was enough proof.

Alex could tell Lussuria was bothered by his facial expression. Alex did not know what to say, and thought of excuses to get him out of this.

Lussuria finally spoke up and said, "Hey, umm Alex? You didn't tell me you were a girl."

"Well, here I am," Alex said as he stood up raising his hands sideways.

Lussuria stared at her from top to bottom.

"I think I'm going to puke." Lussuria said, "I'm sorry Alex, I just can't do this, I like men, not women."

"Wait Lussuria..." Alex said with pleading eyes unable to make out words.

"I'm sorry, it's just so iffy." Lussuria said with a shudder. "I had a lot of fun with you during this past hour, if you were a dude, I would totally fuck your brains out. You're a good girl, Alex, go find a straight guy next time! Bye forever Alex-kun!"

Lussuria grabbed his clothes and bolted out the door with a final sorry and goodbye. Leaving Alex on the floor scrambling for her clothes and crying, with a broken heart.


A/N; Oh thank you for bearing with me!

I was grounded and had testing and homework and whatnot, I'm very sorry for this slow upload.

I promise there will be faster ones! C:

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