Weird World LIVE PERFORMANCE INTERVIEW!

"Greetings and Bienvenue loyal fans and watchers of weird world! It tis' I, V.V. Argost!" Argost strode off onto the small stage that was decorated like weird world. A small number of lucky fans were invited to come sit in at a small interview with Argost.

The director mouthed 'Hello Argost' but nothing came out. Seconds later a tapping sound hit the stereo and a loud female voice came on.

"Hey, um is this thing on? Can you guys… like hear me down there?"

"Yeah," the crowd cheered.

"Well then you probably came here to see Argost talk about his show…"

"Where is this coming from?" Argost whispered shrilly to a tech man near by.

The man shrugged, "I don't know I'm looking!" He whispered back.

Behind Argost and the interviewer Lexi slid down a thick staircase railing and hopped down silently. There were multiple cheers that the comedy captive had returned.

"I would like to first advertise a really interesting product, called the big green inflatable bouncy ball." Argost and the man asking the questions jumped up in shock.

"It's really fun. You can throw it at anyone you want. You can throw it at your friends." Zak walked onstage as Lexi shoved it in the air. It hit him and bounced back.

"You can throw it at your enemies." Lexi trailed and a sly smirk formed on her face as she shoved it at Argost, knocking him and his super tall interview chair over. It bounced over to Zak. And Lexi hurried off. She then trotted back on.

"You can throw it at your dog."

"BARK!" Lexi trotted on and Zak chucked it at her. Seconds later a cat came around the corner.

"You can throw it at your cat!"

The cat hissed.

"Lexi, that's not your line," Zak whispered at the cat.

Lexi meanwhile tapped him on the shoulder. Zak slowly turned and saw her then glanced back at the cat with an arched back.

"Nice kitty." The Cat pounced on Zak's face.

"NO! I'M KUR! I COMMAND YOU TO STOP CAT!" Lexi kicked him off stage. The crowd watched intently.

"Oh- ah- oh stairs! Stairs! Wah ouf eek ow ee aw man re-a-lly? Ow!" There was a big bang and lots of shattering noises.

"Oh… haha… that's not good." Lexi looked back and forth between the stairwell and the crowd.

"Anyway, what's the deal with all these vampires around? Why are they so big? Is it because Argost is one, because he really does look like one? He's cold, has sharp looking pointy canines." The instrumental karaoke version of fireflies came on and Lexi smiled.

"There's vampires everywhere, it's making me kind of scared-"

"LEXI! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR IT!"

"Speak for yourself."

Zak came back up slightly bruised and scratched. Lexi turned around and came face to face with a steaming mad Argost.

"Hi!" Argost continued to scowl. "BYE!" Lexi scrambled away smashing into Zak and both of them fell a good 20 stairs.