Disclaimer: Never owned iCarly, never will. But I do own the plot and made-up characters.

"Alright, please tell me I'm just hearing things..." Carly mumbled, not believing what became of Sam. Just then, Spencer walked in the living room holding a plate of ham.

"Hey Sam, glad you're awake! How ya feeling?" Spencer asked.

"I'll be fine as long as Freddie hugs me." Sam replied.

"Well, you kn- wait, what?" He said and laid the plate down the table.

"Please stop whatever sick joke you're playing!" Carly said, getting angry at her.

"I have no idea what you're talkin' about." She then turned around and saw the ham that was sitting on the table. "Cool, ham!" She then grabbed it and started to eat like a pig.

"At least she's normal in some way." Carly mumbled to herself. Sam kept on eating her ham, until she saw Freddie looking at her, with disgust. Realizing that she was going to embarrass herself, she put down her ham.

"On second thought, I don't want to eat right now." She said, her voice a little weak.

"That's it!" Carly yelled and stood up. She dragged Freddie and Spencer towards the kitchen and started to ask some questions.

"What the heck did you put in that stuff?" She asked to Spencer.

"What stuff?' Spencer asked back.

"The cologne!"

"I don't know! I just put some random good-smelling stuff in there!"

"Check the container and find out!"

"Okay!" Spencer sat down the stool by the counter and started to examine every bottle. She then turned her attention to Freddie.

"What do you think happened to Sam?" She asked him.

"Well..." He tried searching for a logical answer. But what hit him made him think he was going crazy. "If my brain is still functioning correctly, I think she... be... beca..me in l-lo-ove with... me..." He said, trying his best to speak correctly.

"Oh my god!" Carly yelled. Spencer and Sam looked at her for a while but got back to their business.

"What do we do now? You're the genius so you should know what to do!"

"How the heck am I supposed to know what to do when a girl who always causes me physical and emotional pain suddenly becomes in love with me?" She groaned at her response.

"But what I do know is that the cologne caused all of this." Carly only looked at him, annoyed that he was not catching on pretty fast. "You probably knew that already."

"Duh-huh!" She said. "Anyway, let's just check on her now." Then they went back to Sam, who was still sitting on the couch, playing with the curls of her hair. She smiled when she saw Freddie.

"So, you alright?" She asked.

"Nah, my head is still throbbing…" Sam replied. Having no other choice, she decided to let her have her way.

"Freddie, hug her." She ordered him.

"What?" He said and stared at her with disbelief.

"DO IT!" She yelled.

"Alright, alright!" He agreed and sighed in defeat. He looked at Sam and saw a smile she's been trying to hide. After a deep breath, he got closer to her. Then he embraced her around the waist. She put her arms behind his neck and pressed her chest lightly on his chest.

"Better." She said, content of the hug. Spencer then turned around and saw the two hugging. He tried to ignore them but it was too hard.

"Things just keep getting weirder…" He said.

"So, do you know what you put in now?" She asked.

"Yeah, what do you want to do anyway?"

"You're gonna make one of those cologne stuff again and reverse the effects." Then the two siblings glanced at Sam and Freddie, who were still hugging. Freddie let go of his grip but Sam wouldn't budge.

"Uhh, Sam you can let go now…" He said.

"I don't wanna…"She said back.

"Sam!" Freddie whined. Spencer then looked back at Carly.

"You think that'll work?" He asked.

"I don't know, but it's better than nothing."

"Okay… but wait."

"What?" She asked, getting annoyed.

"I have to go to seven different drug stores just to get that stuff…"

"Fine, then I'll go with you now!"

"But-"

"Now."

"I-"

"Now!"

"She-"

"I said NOW!"

Spencer was only silent and went towards his room to get the two helmets and motorcycle keys. Carly went upstairs to get her purse. After going down, Spencer was already waiting down the door for her. After seeing her, he left the apartment.

"Freddie, stay here and guard her. I'm going with Spencer to get something." Carly ordered as she went to the door.

"Why me?"

"Cause I have to help Spencer!"

"Well, what am I going to do with her?"

"I don't know, entertain her!" With that, she left and closed the door.

"How am I supposed to do THAT?" He said while facing the closed door.

"I know how you can do that…" Sam said with a suggestive smile on her face. Freddie turned around and faced her.

"Oh, you thi-" Before he can finish, he realized why she was smiling. "Oh no..." Sam took a step forward and he stepped back.

"Come here!"

"Oh, wait wait Sam! No!"


Carly and Spencer were already at the lobby downstairs but Spencer thought he forgot something.

"Wait..." He stood still for a while before shouting, "My jacket!"

"You can live without your jacket, so come on!" Carly argued with him but it was too late since he was already rushing upstairs. She groaned and waited for him.

Spencer was now in front of their apartment door. He opened it and his eyes widened at what he saw. Sam pinned Freddie on the floor and their noses were touching. She was the only one who noticed him come in since Freddie was frozen, either because of terror or shock... probably both.

"Do you mind?" Sam said, with a hint of annoyance in her voice.

"Sorry!" Spencer yelled quickly before closing the door. He didn't mind getting his jacket because Sam and Freddie were making out, and he interrupted them. He thought that Sam was going to kill him for ruining their moment.

After some running, he was back at the lobby. He saw Carly standing by the door, with her arms crossed in her chest.

"Where's your jacket?" Carly asked.

"I didn't want to get it anyway…" Spencer tried to say it normally but miserably failed. Carly became suspicious because of his unusual voice.

"What happened in there?" She tried to ask.

"Let's just go!" Spencer said and rushed through the double doors, leaving his confused sister inside.

Not much happened in this chapter, so sorry about that. Please review and tell me what you think. Thanks a lot!

-DaRKGaZeR195