The Ultimate Alliance Of Authors Episode 21 Yeah!

The Ultimate Alliance of Authors and Rose Tiger were standing around listening to Legend of Namikaze Naruto explain how to snap lulamaemobster out of if.

"You see his favorite sports team failed this year, which hurt him as a guy so we just have to pump him back up."

"How are we supposed to do that?" ravercozy asked.

"It's quite simple," Legend of Namikaze Naruto said. "Watch and learn."

He walked up to the brooding lulamaemobster and looked him dead in the eyes.

"Yeah!" he shouted with a snarl.

"Yeah?" lulamaemobster responded.

"Yeah!"

"Yeah!" lulamaemobster shouted with a snarl of his own.

They both shouted "Yeah!" at the top of their lungs until lulamaemobster head butted a wall putting a hole in it.

"You guys ever seen him that pumped?" asked Kage Bijuu.

"Never," said Rose Tiger.

"What the fuck," Chewie Cookies asked. "Is he going Super Saiyan?"

"Well, at least he's back," Adngo 714 said.

"Yeah," Uzumakie said. "I was worried there for a second."

"I think I'm even more worried now," Blame Truth said. "We have to get him out here before he wrecks the place."

I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND/OR THE CHARACTERS

In The Zone

The ANBU were patrolling the forest after bring everyone back to village, using the Falling Leaves Search Pattern, they searched the entire forest. As the name suggests, the pattern follows the randomness of falling leaves, the only criteria is that every individual search party never checks the same place twice until they've searched the everywhere allowing to them to cover the entire forest without bunching up and leaving an area open and unmanned. While the ANBU checked the forests, missions were suspended and every regular shinobi in the village were ordered to keep watch while trying to act normal as to not upset the village and let on to Naruto's uncle that they knew he was at large. They failed on both counts, their first failure came as the villagers were still a little gun shy from the invasion of Pain and noticed when something strange was going on. The villagers noticed that the amount of shinobi in the village was a little higher than average but that wasn't what bothered them.

"Hey, dad," Ayame said. "Have you noticed that the shinobi of this village aren't really doing anything?"

"Yeah," Teuchi answered. "I thought it was just me, they seem a bit on edge too."

Their second failure came as Naruto's uncle noticed everything they did and walked among them freely until he felt a bit hungry as he passed by Ichiraku Ramen.

"Welcome," Ayame said as he sat down. "What'll you have?"

"I think I'll have a bowl of Miso," he said with a warm smile. "It's a favorite of my family's."

"One bowl of Miso, coming right up," Teuchi said.

Meanwhile, Naruto was in his home as it was guarded in four directions by the ANBU and Arinbi and Ten were at his house to guard him personally while the other members of Pretty Painful were out patrolling the village. Naruto was pacing restlessly as he was never one to stand still, the girls decided that they'd try to get him to relax and approached him.

"Get the fuck off!" he said unusually agitated.

He could she the hurt in their eyes from being rejected by him and immediately tried to make it right.

"Sorry," he said as he hugged and kissed the both of them. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. Can you forgive me?"

"Sure," Ten said with a smile after seeing how remorseful he was. "But what crawled up your ass and died?"

"I feel like a fucking chump in here," he said frustrated. "Everyone's out looking for some Master Killer and I'm being guarded like I hired you for a mission or something. I mean, I defeated seven members of the Akatsuki, two if you want to be a dick about it. I mean, fuck, I should be out looking for this guy too."

"Well," Arinbi said. "Maybe you should let us take your mind off of it."

She kissed Naruto on the lips and this time he let them take control if him as they began to undress him then each other. He got into things as he picked them both up on each shoulder and carried them to his room.

"Hey, this is kidnapping," Ten joked. "I'll scream for the ANBU."

"They can't help you," Naruto said. "Not for what I got planned."

They were turned on by Naruto's ability to picked them both up his shoulders, he could feel it as he played with their pussies and their juices dripped down their legs. He kicked the door to his room open and threw them on his bed, they immediately went to work as they took turns sucking on his member and he no longer felt like a chump as he ran his fingers through their hair. As the feel of their lips and tongue on his member got to him, he moved his hands down and gave their nipples a squeeze. They moaned from the feel of his fingers and the vibrations added to the sensation and he exploded in their mouths, they dragged him into the bed and the three of them used their mouths and hands to pleasure each other. As Arinbi had her face buried in Ten's pussy, Naruto takes his member out of Ten's mouth and puts it in Arinbi from behind.

"Oh, Naruto," she moaned.

Missing the feeling of Arinbi's tongue, Ten grabbed her by the back of the head and placed her mouth back at her pussy. Naruto slid in and out as each stroke gave Arinbi an impossible amount of ecstasy, it wasn't long before she came so hard that she fell forward off of Naruto and onto Ten. Ready for her turn, Ten pushed her to the side and pulled Naruto down.

"I'm so close, Naruto."

Hearing her words, Naruto gave it to her differently as he put her legs on his shoulders and pounded her furiously until she came. Feeling himself coming, Naruto pulled out of Ten and stood over the both of them as his cum blasted onto their faces. Back at Ichiraku Ramen, Naruto's uncle struck up a conversation with Teuchi and Ayame.

"So, you new around here?" Teuchi asked. "I've never seen you before."

"Oh, I've lived here for about a few months now," Naruto's uncle said. "I usually don't eat out very often but my mother has taken sick and I decided to stop in for a quick bite on the way home from work as so I wouldn't have to make dinner for the both of us, I have a hard enough time cooking for her as it is."

With the shinobi seemingly disturbed about something, Teuchi and Ayame were suspicious of the new face and decided to test him.

"Boy, I still can't believe what happened three months ago, Dad," Ayame said referring to the Invasion of Pain.

"Neither can I," Teuchi added. "Especially how the village has made such a recovery, do you remember what happened, friend?"

"It was amazing indeed," he said. "One minute, my parents and I were reunited with my grandparents and the next, we were back here. Not to mention those scary men with the odd sense of fashion, has anyone told you who they were yet?"

"No," Teuchi said as the man passed their test because people outside of the village knew of Pain's invasion but they didn't know about his killing and resurrection of the villagers.

Naruto's uncle just flashed his warms smile and continued his conversation with Teuchi and Ayame who were now at ease. Kakashi sat a ways away pretending to read his favorite book as he covertly watched the conversation, meanwhile, the rest of Pretty Painful was patrolling the village.

"I say we start hammering people until they talk," Hinata said in her wildcard persona.

"I gotta say, that sounds brutal," Metaru said in agreement. "Let's do that."

"We can't do that," Ino said. "This is our village."

"Yeah, but this really burns my ass," Rappu said. "You know what Naruto and I could be doing to each other right now?"

"You know what burns my ass," Karin asked.

"What?" asked Punku.

"A flame two and a half feet high," Karin joked. "I love that one."

Back at Naruto's house, Naruto had made love to Ten and Arinbi so well that they fell into sex comas, feeling even more trapped, Naruto saw this as an opportunity to sneak out of the house.

"Man, those guys are useless," he thought as he passed the ANBU without getting caught. "Now, what to do?"

Kakashi continued to watch the conversation at Ichiraku Ramen as it began raining hard.

"Look at this rain, dad?" Ayame said.

"Out of the blue too," Teuchi said. "We'd better secure this place."

"Would you like some help?" Naruto's uncle asked.

"It's okay," Teuchi said. "I don't want to trouble you. You'd better get out of this or you'll be too sick to take care of your mother."

"It's no trouble," he said flashing his warm smile once again.

"Okay, then," Teuchi said opening the door on the side to let him in the shop as Kakashi just watched.

Meanwhile, Tsunade was in the hokage's office when it began raining.

"Oh, no," she said. "He's about to strike."

The shinobi in the village were now on high alert and began to search as it was now pointless to keep up the façade. Naruto's uncle was talking to Teuchi and Ayame about the daily going ons within the village, they got so comfortable that they even gave him the recipe to their Miso ramen.

"That's so kind of you," he said. "Allow me to thank you with a gift."

He flashed his warm smile at them putting them at ease.

"Thanks," Teuchi and Ayame said as he reached in his pants.

As he reached for his weapon, he froze as he sensed something familiar.

"It can't be," he said.

Outside, Naruto was looking around as he began to feel something he'd never felt before, from the way Tsunade described it to him, he surmised that his uncle was nearby. He saw Kakashi just looking blankly at the Ichiraku stand as he held his book in his hand and went to him.

"Kakashi-sensei," Naruto said getting no response. "Kakashi-sensei? Is this a genjutsu?"

Not very adept at dispelling genjutsu outside of Sage Mode, Naruto did the only thing he could think of to snap him out of it and planted a stiff right hand on his master.

"Naruto?" Kakashi asked holding his face. "What are you doing here? You're supposed to be guarded in your home."

"He's nearby," Naruto said.

"He is?" Kakashi asked. "The last thing I remember was watching this suspicious person talking to Teuchi and Ayame."

They looked at the shop and noticed that no one was there, they rushed over to investigate and found Teuchi and Ayame standing there with a smile on their faces.

"It's a genjutsu," Kakashi said. "I'll dispel it."

"I'll go search for him," Naruto said.

"No," Naruto said. "The hokage doesn't want you anywhere near him."

"I can sense him, he getting away."

"The rain's dying down," Kakashi said. "He's not in the killing mood any more, you can relax for now."

Kakashi dispeled the genjutsu on Teuchi and Ayame then brought them to the hokage's office as he and they were now witnesses as well as Naruto, Ten, and Arinbi to be reprimanded.

"First off, why won't you listen?" Tsunade asked Naruto. "I told your valuable ass to stay put."

"Sheesh," Naruto said. "I just wanted to get out for a bit, besides, they would've died if I hadn't come along when I did. So, really, you should be thanking me."

"If you don't shut the hell up, I'm going to eat you," said a very angry Tsunade. "And you two bitches."

Ten and Arinbi just hung their heads as they knew messed up.

"Am I going to have to spay you and the rest of your crew of hootchies?"

"No, ma'am."

"I don't mean to be so uptight," Tsunade said calming down. "Just keep it in your pants until we get this sorted out."

"Yes, ma'am."

"Now, what can you three tell us about him?" Tsunade asked Teuchi and Ayame getting down to business.

"Uh, he was a very handsome young man," Ayame said. "I'd say about twenty years old."

"Twenty?" Tsunade asked. "What about his hair and eyes?"

"They were blonde and blue," Teuchi said. "If it weren't for the fact that his hair was cut short, I'd have thought he was a Yamanaka."

"Is that all you remember?" Tsunade asked.

"Yes, ma'am," Ayame said. "Except for his warm smile, there was nothing out of the ordinary about him. Dad and I even quizzed him on what happened with those guys a few months ago and he passed."

"That was good work," Naruto said.

"What did I just tell you?" Tsunade snapped. "ANBU!"

"Yes, ma'am?" said two ANBU.

"Escort these two to their shop and then to their homes, they've had a run in with our suspect and I want them guarded."

"Yes, ma'am."

The ANBU left with Teuchi and Ayame as Kakashi spoke to Tsunade about what he saw.

"It's as they said," Kakashi said. "I only took notice of him because I didn't remember seeing him in the village before, but sensei'd be about forty years old so his brother should be about your age, Lady Tsunade."

"He must've perfected it," Tsunade said.

"What?" Naruto asked.

"One trait you share with your father's family is a penchant for developing jutsu, before he was caught, he was working on a zone concept for his genjutsu."

"Zone?" Kakashi asked.

"Yes, it's no surprised that you were caught in his genjutsu. He's already been powerful in that area, he makes Itachi look like a novice. Before he went off the deep end, he said that he found it tiresome directing his genjutsu so he tried to develop his concept."

"What's so special about it?" Ten asked.

"Well, puts up and a constant genjutsu zone around him, in theory, it you were in the barrier, you were in the genjutsu. He doesn't even have to look at you, it just mattered whom he wanted to control, it looks like he finally made his theory a reality. I'd say you were in the genjutsu while you watched him, then he noticed you and put you under."

"What do you suggest we do?" Kakashi asked.

"First, Naruto's going to be staying near me," Tsunade said. "You and your little girlfriends can stay in my guestroom. Second, tell…"

"Lady Tsunade," Kakashi said. "It's raining again."