The Ultimate Alliance Of Authors Episode 28 The End Of The Brawl
The Ultimate Alliance Of Authors and the Legendary League of Fan Fiction Writers watched as lulamaemobster leapt high into the air after olamaegangster.
"This ought to be good," ravercozy said to his fellow Ultimate Authors.
"This is some bullshit," partymonster said to his fellow Legendary Fan Fiction Writers.
As lulamaemobster's fists lit up with the power he was set to unleash, olamaegangster recovered and prepared himself sending his power to his fists as well. Their fists slammed into each other's faces and the sky lit up in a giant flash of light.
"Whoa," Kage Bijuu said.
"Wow," Vizer Espada said.
Both combatants fell out of the flash and came crashing down to the ground leaving a gigantic crater in the ground. Their respective comrades came rushing to their side and helped them off of the ground.
"Let me go," they both said.
Their friends let them go and the struggle to stand as they faced each other.
"Stop, you asshole," Rose Tiger said as she appeared in front of lulamaemobster.
"That's enough, jackass," Daisy Linx said appearing in front of olamaegangster.
I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND/OR THE CHARACTERS
Let's Handle This Ourselves
The search party Lady Tsunade sent to track down the person Hinata spotted came back to report in to Lady Tsunade.
"What did you find?"
They followed the trail and it lead them through the Leaf Village Forest when it suddenly turned cold and the only thing they found was a potted plant.
"Mr. Uke?" Naruto asked when he saw it. "Where did you find this?"
"Who ever that was left it there," the shinobi said.
"Isn't this the plant you keep at your house," Tsunade asked.
"Yeah," he said with tears in his eyes. "I'm so glad he's okay."
As Naruto hugged his treasured plant, Tsunade figured that it was a message and she sent a squad of ANBU to Naruto's house and they came back to report that it had been broken into. Meanwhile, as they patrolled the village, Naruto's lady friends could've been called Pretty Impatient after being cut off from Naruto.
"This is really becoming a pain in the ass," Sakura said. "This jerk is getting between Naruto and me."
"Well, Lady Tsunade's trying to handle it," Arinbi said.
"So, what?" Ino said. "All that's going to happen is that the ANBU are going to get killed quickly."
"Yeah," Jazi said. "I haven't been here that long and I already see that coming."
"What are you two saying?" Metaru asked. "That we do this ourselves?"
"Yeah," Ten answered. "Right now, Lady Tsunade seems to be more on defense mode."
"But do we want to piss her off?" Punku asked. "We're pretty bad ass kunoichi but she wrote the book on being a bad ass kunoichi. I'm just saying that I don't want her to crush me with one of her tits or something, that's like the worse way to die. Crushed by tit."
"Brutal."
"Well, she won't if we solve this," Rappu said. "Then we can go back to getting laid."
"And isn't that what it's all about?" asked Karin. "What we need is a plan."
"That's your department, right?" Metaru asked. "You're the brains of the outfit."
"Yeah," Karin said. "But first we need to go over what we know, so, what do we know?"
"Apparently, this guy is some excellent killer," Hinata said. "And according to reports, the first victims were a family on the road to the village and there are that couple that went missing."
"Didn't their parents say that they were going for a picnic in the forest?" asked Arinbi.
"Yeah," answered Ten. "And that search party tracked whomever Hinata saw to the forest before they lost them."
"So, the forest is where we need to head first," Karin said. "We'll head there after our shift if over."
Meanwhile, Naruto had to sit in Tsunade's office with her as shinobi came in and out with various reports.
"Man, is this what it means to be hokage?" he asked.
"Sadly, yes," Tsunade said. "It's nothing more than bureaucracy for those who take up the mantle of kage."
"Not me," Naruto said. "That shit is boring."
"Please," Tsunade said. "Even if you become hokage, I never had any allusions about you doing paperwork."
"Really?"
"Of course not, you're more intelligent than people give you credit for."
"Thanks," Naruto said grinning.
"But you aren't the sharpest kunai in the pouch," she said. "You'd probably have more advisors than is advisable. I figured that Shikamaru would help you with the office stuff, Sakura would help with the hospital stuff, and the rest of your friends will help you out. Then you'll likely have the major clans with you. I mean, you're in tight with Shikamaru, Choji, Kiba, and Shino who are likely all future heads of their clans. You're literally in tight with Hinata and Ino so you have all of the major clans on your side and, from your similar backgrounds and interactions, you and Gaara are basically related so you don't have to worry about the Sand Village. If you add your alliance with him to our village and your individual strength, I doubt any of the other villages would be apt to fuck with the Leaf."
"Straight up," Naruto said. "I am pretty bad ass, so here's the sixty four thousand dollar question, why won't you let me take this guy on?"
"I told you, you are strong but you're not a killer."
"What? I killed like six people at once not even a year ago."
"In the heat of battle, this man is a killer of the highest order."
"What makes him so great?"
"This man has mastered every form of killing, physical, emotional, mental, and spiritual. He can take a seemingly normal person and turn them into a suicidal madman without the use of genjutsu."
"Without genjutsu?" Naruto asked.
"Yes, one thing that made him so efficient in assassinations was that he could find the thing that truly makes you tick. He could take the thing that gives you the most happiness and make you shun it out of fear, he can make you view the thing that gives you strength and make you view it with immeasurable rage. This manipulation could allow him to kill someone without lifting a finger or leaving a trace, he could even manipulate others into doing his bidding. He only used genjutsu to save time."
"So, how'd you finally catch him?" Naruto asked.
"It took a ten nation manhunt," Tsunade answered. "It was the only time the entire shinobi world united for a common cause, although, it didn't stop us from taking the blame for it."
That night, Pretty Painful were ready to enact on their plan, they left as Naruto was awake but unable to hear anything over Tsunade's snoring.
"If I cover her mouth," Naruto thought. "She'll probably wake up and crush me with one of her boobs. I really don't want to die like that, I beat the odds all my life just to get boobed to death. People will talk about me."
Thanks to Hinata's Byakugan and Karin's chakra, the were able to avoid the ANBU.
"Damn, those guys are useless," Sakura said.
They made their way out of the village and into the surrounding forest, it took a second but they were able to find the place Lady Tsunade's search party followed the figure to.
"Can you see anything, Hinata?" Karin asked as she used her chakra sensing abilities.
"No," Hinata said. "We need to keep searching."
