Disclaimer: -Man belongs to Hoshino Katsura.


Chapitre Six: Ms Stalker

She was absolutely furious! It was not even six weeks and already someone else was targeting her beloved Yu-sama! The girl had an ugly scowl on her usually beautiful expression. She only knew because yesterday she saw her Yu-sama come to school with the intent of searching for someone. She, who was schooling for so long at the alma mater of her Yu-sama, never once saw Yu-sama come back even once. So, for Yu-sama to come down, the girl who is interested in Yu-sama and currently seducing him must be very appealing to him…The nerve of the wench!

She bit her lips, plotting the very demise of the girl who so audaciously stole her Yu-sama's attention away from her. Her Yu-sama is right now in school, for she had chanced upon his car outside the school gates. She already had called a workshop to tow the car back to her house. Yu-sama should not have his convertible carelessly lying around where it could be stolen by someone. Besides, what belongs to Yu-sama is also hers. She could momentarily keep the car safe.

She did not realize she was committing that very crime at the moment,

"Yukine-san!"

She faced her juniors with a brilliantly gentle smile, deceptive of her real deranged personality. "Yes?"

"We wanted to ask about the assignments we have for our Literature Club," the girls chorused.

Yukine nodded with a smile. She was the president of the Literature Club, and has many followers who simply adore her. Well, she thought they should. After all, she is the one woman Kanda Yu loves. After her guidance, Yukine left the clubroom to release some of her pent anger and if possible, search for her Yu-sama. Which was why she was currently pacing outside on the grounds. Yukine was frantically thinking of any possible places or person Yu-sama would be looking for. She couldn't possibly let Yu-sama know of her being here yet, since she planned of her presence to be a surprise.

It was then she felt like looking up, and she saw her Yu-sama, with the president of the Modelling Club, Sachiko. Yukine growled aloud, her teeth grinding horrendously. How dare that tramp think she was good enough for her Yu-sama?! As far as she knew, Sachiko Chomesuke Marian was an IT who for some unfathomable reasons was almost as popular and smart as she was (Despite Sachiko defeating her at all ranking tests). No, this was absolutely UNACCEPTABLE! She had to break them up somehow! Coming to that conclusion, the girl stalked the pair, who were surprisingly oblivious to the aura which was half torn between loving adoration and pure murderous desire.

Running with a speed that did not match her almost frail-looking body, she rushed right to the floor they were on and hid herself by a corner, eyeing them with jealousy. She couldn't quite hear what they said, but Sachiko was laughing carelessly like a lover who heard a joke while her Yu-sama maintained his expressionless face, not that it was noticeable since he wore sunglasses but she was Yu-sama's future wife, of course she could tell what his expression was in an instant.

But never did she notice when Yu-sama got into contact with that 'thing'!

Perhaps her surveillance system was not thorough enough? She would have to hire more people to look after her Yu-sama. It was unthinkable if she let him be deceived by that bi-gender wench! She noticed that they stopped and entered the Chess Club Society Hall. She couldn't go in; Yu-sama might scold her for slacking off her presidential duties for the Literature Club. She had no choice but to wait until they exited. What business did they have in that lousy club anyway?

"Why are you here?!"

Allen exclaimed, his finger raised shakily, pointing at Kanda almost accusingly. Kanda smirked, his predatory gaze hidden behind his sunglasses. "You should know, moyashi."

Sachiko smiled gleefully. She had successfully met them up with each other! Allen took several steps back, extremely wary of the perverted playboy, but Kanda advanced upon him within three easy strides. Unfazed, the student council president darted to his left and dashed away. Startled, Sachiko chased after her cousin, prompting Kanda to give chase as well. "Allen, what's wrong?"

"Get THAT PERVERT away from me!!" Allen screamed, making way to his safe house.

"But he's no pervert! He's been a nice person! Well...nice enough anyway," Sachiko called out, racing after her cousin. She barrelled right into Allen when he abruptly stopped, sending them both tumbling to the ground. "Oww!! Why'd you stop suddenly-cho?"

Allen turned to his cousin, eyes wide. "...Nice? I don't think that pervert does nice...Wait. What did he do to you?! Has he been threatening you or trying to get into your skirt? Has he done anything to you?!" Sachiko gaped at him, and then saw Kanda skid to a stop right behind them. An idea brewed in her mind in an instant.

"He hasn't...yet...but Allen, you can help me! As long as you go out with him, I'll be safe from him!"

Kanda caught on to Sachiko's ideas and he himself wore a satisfied smirk. Oh, that hermaphrodite proved to be a very useful ally indeed. She was practically paving the way for him to get Allen. "That's right. If you don't come with me, moyashi...I might shift my attention to her instead. She's quite pretty herself..." He drawled, practically seeing the wheels turning in Allen's head. The student president leapt at him, fingers clenched tightly around his collar.

"Don't you dare lay your hands on my cousin, you pervert! I-If you want to date me so much...F-Fine! Just don't bother Sachiko!" Allen couldn't control his blush as he said so, but it was better him than let Sachiko come to harm. He didn't expect Kanda to yank him forward and smash their lips together. Allen squealed in shock and tried to push him off, but the older man was much stronger and pressed on aggressively.

When Allen was finally released, out of breath, Kanda was smirking satisfactorily.

"Deal."

"You pervert!" Kanda was rewarded with a very painful slap.

Kanda scowled. "What the hell was that for?!"

"That was for blatantly kissing people without their consent! We've not even properly dated yet!" Allen yelled back, face ablaze with mortification. He, lost in his righteous anger, marched up to Kanda, poking his chest as he said, "You think you can get anything with money and power. Let me prove you WRONG! Just because you're a supermodel doesn't mean people are going to willingly throw themselves at you! I'm not going to be an easy prey, and that is if I fall for your petty tricks at all!"

Kanda was surprised by Allen's outburst, but the man recovered immediately. It was not everyday that any one dared to challenge him. This would prove to be more than a simple conquest, Kanda realized. And he relished the resistance. Food had to be tenderized before the main meal, right? "I can take this as a challenge, right?"

Again, to the model's surprise, Allen didn't blush or flinch. In fact, he was standing upright in a proud posture, smirking confidently. "Come and get me then, ponytail. Don't go crying when I shoot your sorry ass down your high horse."

Sachiko knew there would be a very interesting story to follow this historic challenge. It would make a great idea for her underground Allen-centric doujinshi.


Sorry for the very late and very short chapter. D: I feel like a zombie... So...Does anyone remember Lavi mentioning a restraining order? 8D Guess what it's got to do with this chapter~