The Ultimate Alliance Of Authors Episode 36 Descendants Of Africa
The Ultimate Alliance Of Authors headed outside to find Black Nazi holding a group of Ocelots hostage.
"Sieg Heil!" he shouted with one hand extended in front of him.
"Hey," ravercozy shouted. "You do know that the fuhrer hated black people, right?"
"People of African descent," lulamaemobster corrected.
"Huh?" ravercozy asked.
"African Descendants," lulamaemobster said. "There's no place on earth called 'Black.'"
"Zat's right," Black Nazi said. "If zere's somewhere called black zen please show us."
"Sorry, you do know that the fuhrer hated African Descendants, right?"
"Zank you, I'll have you know zat ze fuhrer was 1/95th African."
"Please," lulamaemobster said being the most familiar with him from his Lula Mae Mafia experiences. "We'll be here all day with this, what do you want, asselbow?"
"I zink you know vat I vant," he said looking at the pendant that Blame Truth wore.
"What?" they asked.
"He thinks we know what he wants," lulamaemobster said. "He's looking at your pendant, Blame Truth."
"Well, he can't have it."
I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND/OR THE CHARACTERS
Oblivion
"Who are you?" Arinbi asked.
"I'm actually more interested in you, Arinbi" he said.
"How do you know my name?"
"I know who all of you are, Arinbi, Hinata, Ino, Jazi, Karin, Metaru, Punku, Rappu, Sakura, and Ten of the Ten Clan. Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't your clan name derived from the fact that it was originally made of ten smaller clans long ago?"
"That's right," Ten said. "Now my next question is why aren't we killing you? We came all this way for that."
"I don't know," he said. "Do you have any reason not to? What about you, Hinata or Punku? You two are always so ready to hurt someone."
"I don't know," Hinata said.
"It's like, what's the point?" Punku asked. "None of this shit fuckin' matters, why the fuck are we even here?"
"For Naruto, right?" he asked.
"Well, yeah," they all answered weakly.
"Would you say that Naruto is your reason for being, your strength?" he asked.
"Yeah," Hinata answered. "I've loved him ever since I've known him."
"Let me ask you another question, what would happen if Naruto was never around? How would your lives had been different?"
They gave it some thought and he could see that they weren't as resolute in their thoughts.
"It's not really that tough to figure out, if it weren't for Naruto, you may have been able to win Sasuke's heart, Sakura. And you, Hinata, Naruto was supposedly your inspiration but every time you tried to prove yourself to him you just ended up hurting yourself in some fashion."
"S, so?" Hinata said as the words got to her.
"And what about you, Ten?" he asked. "Weren't you going to be a kunoichi the likes no one's seen since Tsunade?"
"Well, I…" she started.
"But ever since you got involved with Naruto, you've been stuck in the same place you're in now, even Lee's made jonin. That goes for the rest of you, ever since you've been with Naruto, you've done nothing with yourselves. Those of you in the Queens of Sound, you once took over an entire country and now you're no more than lackeys for the hokage."
As he continued to talk to them, their worlds were turned upside down and everything they believed, everything they ever loved seemed to be nothing but a waste. Not only that, like it was poison to them and they became angry for it.
"But there's a way to rid yourselves of that anger," he said.
"How?" Karin asked.
"What's the opposite of hate?"
"Love," Sakura said.
"Hate and love are merely two sides of the same coin, the opposite of having that coin is not having it."
"What are you saying?" Rappu asked.
"I'm saying that the opposite of hate and love is the same as the opposite of everything else," he explained. "Nothing."
As they were being educated, Tsunade was mobilizing a search squad for them that Naruto was demanding to be apart of.
"You're not going, Naruto," Tsunade shouted.
"I don't care who you are," Naruto said. "I'm going to find them."
"Not if I break your legs," she threatened. "I'll just heal them when you come to your senses."
"I'd like to see you try."
After a bit of arguing, she saw that it was futile as his eyes started to change.
"Okay, but if you die I'm going to kill myself so I can rip you apart in the afterlife. You're going to need some help but since you're going, I can't spare my top Jonin."
"That's fine," Naruto said. "I'll take Kiba, Lee, and Choji."
"Okay," she said.
Naruto headed to the village gates as Tsunade sent the ANBU out to tell Kiba, Lee, and Choji to meet Naruto there.
"You guys ready?" Naruto asked as they met at the gates.
"Yes," they all said.
"I have brought these badges…" Lee started.
"Badges?" Kiba asked. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
"Now, Kiba, smell my finger," Naruto said.
"What?" Kiba asked confused as an equally confused Akamaru barked with him.
"Do you know where this finger's been?" Naruto asked. "If you can't track them with this then there's no tracking them."
Kiba begrudgedly sniffed the finger to find a very surprising scent.
"Anko?"
"What?" Naruto asked confused until he remembered that he fell asleep in the Hokage's office as she had Anko guard Naruto. "Shit, well smell this one."
Kiba smelled the finger and got their scent, they traveled through the forest and reached the point where Pretty Painful entered the building.
"The scent stops here," Kiba said.
"Hello, Naruto," said a familiar voice from behind them.
They turned around and Naruto received a blast from the past.
"Sasuke?"
Sasuke stood with four other men and they all had strange looks in their eyes.
"How've you been?" Sasuke asked with a warm smile on his face.
"I should ask you that," Naruto said. "What are you doing here?"
"This is our home, Naruto. This is where it will all begin."
"Where what will begin?" Choji asked.
"Oblivion," said one of Sasuke's companions. "True oblivion, the only way to end the misery in the world."
"We've heard this song before," Kiba said. "You sound like…"
"Nagato?" another of his companions asked. "His views were admirable albeit incomplete. He wanted to achieve peace what we want is to erase everything and we're nearly there."
MESSAGE FROM lulamaemobster
SORRY FOR THE WAIT EVERYONE, I GOT CAUGHT UP THE DAY I WAS WRITING THIS AND PLANNED TO MAKE UP WITH TWO CHAPTER UPDATES BUT SOMETHING WONDERFUL HAPPENED. I FINALLY FOUND A WAY TO MAKE MY COPY OF FINAL FANTASY VII WORK ON MY PSone AND I'VE BEEN PLAYING IT EVER SINCE. SORRY BUT I'LL MAKE SURE I GIVE ONE TO SEPHIROTH JUST FOR YOU GUYS.
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