The Ultimate Alliance Of Authors Episode 40 Sagewriter91
The Ultimate Alliance Of Authors was at the summit of Mt. Fan Fiction trying to keep warm in the blizzard that enveloped them.
"Fuck!" Morristofoxes shouted. "It's cold."
"Hey, get mad at Kage Bijuu," ravercozy said. "I wanted to take the Ultimate Alliance Jet but he said he never climbed mountain."
"No, no, no," Kage Bijuu said. "Adngo 714 knew about this place and didn't warn us about how cold it was, that was dick move."
"I guess me grabbing this big ass jacket wasn't the first clue," Adngo 714 said sarcastically.
"Well, remind me to kick you in the nuts for this when we get back," lulamaemobster requested.
"Hey, what's the cave?" Blame Truth asked.
"We're here," Adngo 14 said.
They entered the cave and found an old sage writing on his computer.
"I've been expecting you," he said not even looking at them.
"Whoa," Uzumakie said. "Can you tell the future?"
"No, Adngo instant messaged me. Where's Blame Truth?"
"Right here," Blame Truth said stepping forward.
"Well, let's give this pendant a look," Sagewriter91 said.
I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND/OR THE CHARACTERS
Sasuke's Sermon
"Listen, Sasuke," Naruto said tightening his forehead protector. "I can see that you're mixed up in this somehow and, as most manga villains, you're probably not going to tell me where the girls are if I ask so I'm going to hurt you until you do."
"I don't think it'd matter if I did tell you," Sasuke said still maintaining his smile as it began raining. "By this time, they're probably seeing things the same way that we do but, to be honest, I'd love to spread the gospel to you, my old friend."
"You guys stay out of it," Naruto told his friends. "This jackass has had this coming since he put that hole in my chest."
"Whatever," Kiba said as Akamaru barked in agreement.
"As you wish, Naruto," Lee said. "But we will be right here."
"We got your back," Choji said as he pulled out bag of chips.
Sasuke and Naruto stepped forward to face off for the first time since the last time.
"Yeah, bring it," Naruto said as they began to circle each other. "Bring it on."
Naruto began by throwing a kick to Sasuke's head, it wasn't anything hard, just enough to test him out and Sasuke passed as he ducked it to throw an uppercut to Naruto's face that he caught. Having a firm grip on Sasuke's arm, Naruto used his chakra to run up a nearby tree and come down in an attempt to break it. Sasuke was able to dodge it but Naruto noticed that something was different, he grabbed Sasuke by the collar and looked at him in the eyes.
"Where's your Sharingan?"
Sasuke just smiled at him and Naruto realized what it was that bothered him, it wasn't just that the Sharingan wasn't there, it was that there wasn't anything there. As far as Naruto could see, there was bizarre emptiness within Sasuke's eyes.
"What's with him?" Naruto thought as the look got to him.
Knowing that there was something bigger than them at stake, namely his stash, Naruto switched back to ass kicking mode and slammed his former friend to the ground. He got on top of him and started a ground and pound session until Sasuke reversed it and placed his arm in a kimora.
"Let me ask you a question," Sasuke said.
"Shoot," Naruto said from behind.
Sasuke turned around and saw Naruto giving him a well placed kick to the face as the clone underneath him dispersed. They watched as Sasuke picked himself up off of the ground with that smile still intact as the rain washed the blood off of his face.
"What is it that makes you fight for that village so hard?" Sasuke asked.
"Because there are people there who really care about me," Naruto answered assuredly.
"Do they?" Sasuke asked. "Think about it, you fight to keep them safe and you inevitably die doing it. After that, life goes on and, eventually, the only reason anyone will remember is because they put your name on a rock. That is nothing more than a slow descent into oblivion, why not go for true oblivion now?"
"What fuck are you talking about?" Kiba asked. "Hey, Naruto let me take a crack at this asshole."
"No," Naruto said. "I'm gonna put him away for good, this shit he's spitting stinks too bad."
Naruto dug around in his ninja pouch and pulled out a kunai that he seemed to displease him.
"Has anyone seen my bigger knife?"
Naruto decided that he didn't need it and renewed his attack on Sasuke while the others watched, that's when the building that Pretty Painful entered appeared next to them.
"Where the hell did this building come from?" Choji asked.
"It's as if it appeared out of nowhere," Lee said. "Gai-sensei would call this a total mindblower."
The doors opened and they watched as each member of Pretty Painful came out with the same look on their faces that Sasuke had.
"Are you okay," Naruto asked instantly forgetting about Sasuke.
They ignored him completely and headed in what seemed to be the direction they came from towards the Leaf Village.
"Follow them," Naruto shouted to his friends. "I'll handle this."
The duel continued with Naruto trying to defeat Sasuke once and for all while Sasuke continued to try and convince him.
"Don't you remember how I was when I left?" Sasuke asked. "I was consumed by hate and vengeance but that is no longer the case, I can see now that vengeance, like everything else, is pointless. I killed my brother then I killed Danzo and all that I could think of was to kill this person or that person, it never ended. If I hadn't found my new friends, I'd have just been seeking people to kill until one of them killed me. It's the same as you, Naruto, you'll continue to seek the approval of the people in the village until you die."
"Shut up!" Naruto shouted as he unleashed the Naruto Uzumaki Barrage on Sasuke.
Naruto just watched as Sasuke got back up off of the ground with the rain washing his face clean once again.
"It's just a waste of time to take part in this futile cycle, why not give in to oblivion?"
Listening to Sasuke speak, Naruto realized that he was afforded a grand opportunity and decided to take Sasuke up on his offer.
"That's enough, I want to know what the hell you're talking about."
"Gladly," Sasuke said smiling. "Right this way."
As they went inside, Kiba, Choji, and surprisingly Lee had trouble keeping up with Pretty Painful.
"What the fuck?" Kiba asked. "It's a good thing I can smell them or we'd never be able to follow them."
"It is as if they have thrown caution to the wind," Lee said. "Whatever happened to them inside must have been horrible."
"It doesn't matter anyway," Choji said. "They're heading towards the village, we'll just catch up to them there."
"I don't know" Kiba said. "Did you see their faces? They had the same look on their face that Sasuke had."
"I am sure that it is nothing," Lee assured.
Pretty Painful arrived at the village gates and, being part of the village, they were allowed access. Once inside, they smiled at each other as it began raining within the village.
MESSAGE FROM lulamaemobster
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