Yayy! My second weird one and due to my friend telling me what her current favorite Naruto pairing is...It's a KakaSaku oneshot! Eheh...yeah s'okay if some of ya just want to skip this chapter...THIS IS FOR YOU SAMI! Also...this chapter for sure justifies rating this story M and it's AU.

Disclaimer: I WILL own Naruto when my toes fly to the moon without me...

Sakura's POV (as always)

I knew I was in love every since I first caught a glimpse of my silver-haired knight. He was tall, charming, funny and appropriately stern, everything I ever wished for. There was just one problem...He was older than me. We're talking pedophile-old. Like, he could go to jail if we ever got together. But it didn't matter to us, we were together and that was that. There isn't anything the authorities could do to tear us apart, not that that means I wasn't nervous around him. Half of the time I wasn't even sure what I was saying. Was I just blabbing out random things or was I portraying myself as too pushy or...? But I digress and frankly, I do not have to the time to; you see it's just about time to go to the academy.

This world I was born into values individuality above all else. Like, who's the only one that has pink hair, who's the only one with strange red eyes, who's the only one the has weird tattoos on their face and belly. Of course, such heavy expectations fall hard on those who are normal. Those who have absolutely nothing unique or special about them at all. People such as that are sent to institutions and not the academies for the elite. I was one of those normal people. Brown hair, green eyes, and pretty standard intelligence. I was the very epitome of average; I didn't stand out as being the worst or the best and since there were others like me I was sent to an institution for the first years of my life. Those were hard years and I do not savor the memory of them at all. Bitter days of having the fact that you are and always will be nothing described most of my youth and I became sad, growing my bangs out to hang into my eyes and prevent me from seeing this cruel world that labeled me as mediocre.

Around my 15th year, I became rebellious. There was something about this year that felt different and one day when I cut class, or torture as I prefer to name it, I walked into the woods surrounding our institution. Us normal students were forbidden from entering there but I suppose I thought I could at least be unique in the aspect that I had disobeyed. However, that hope was soon crushed when I spotted a girl picking herbs, or was it a guy? I couldn't tell but he must have been very gifted for before I got within 50 feet of him his eyes darted up from their work at spotting plants and met mine. They were beautiful brown eyes, like the chocolate they had once let us eat in the cafeteria. He smiled at my confusion and beckoned me closer. I don't know how much of my soul he could read on my face but within 5 minutes of standing with him he knew everything. All my secret hopes at becoming special, all my fears of dying a lonely death.

We never said a word, but he brought me further into the woods with his feelings. It was as though he had attached a rope to my heart and tugged me along with him until we came to a small glen with a rock in the middle. He walked over to that rock and lifted it, showing me the pink flowers that lay hidden beneath it and gesturing for me to pick some. When I had, he let the rock down gently and brought me back to the place I had first met him. Once there he took out a mortar and pestle to crush the delicate blossoms with. I cried out but a glare from him silenced me as he coaxed green liquid from the remnants of the flowers. He beckoned again and I walked over in a daze, not even aware of where I was anymore. I felt the green liquid being applied to the very roots of my hair and then I was doused with water. Cold water that shocked me from my daze and sent me scrambling back to the institution. Since that day I have never spoken of it to anyone but my love.

Within a couple of days I woke up to pink hair. Pink hair! My fellow peers were astonished and suspicious, tugging on it to insure it's authenticity. Our headmaster called another one and soon I was being transferred from this institution to an academy. My emotions were too turbulent to make sense of so I settled with happiness and waited to see what these famous places were like. However, I never saw the outside of them because the water the new headmaster had given me must've been tainted with drugs. I arrived passed out at my new home, alone and isolated from the children who had known each other for life. My first class of the day was history, but it was everyone's last class because I had come late. It focused on what made our world that only the elite were acknowledged to exist. Needless to say it was most foreboding until I met the teacher.

He was tall, handsome and I fell in love at first sight, instantly forgetting the common crush I had shared with countless others at the institution. Sasuke was nothing in my mind now, a nobody. The silver-haired teacher smiled at the whole class but I'd liked to believe his eyes lingered on me the longest. I hung on to ever word he uttered, every gesture he made and at the end I raised my hand and managed to ask him his name. He seemed to smile beneath that mask of his and answered my question, kindly ignoring the laughter that rose from my peers.

"Ah yes. Sakura was it? A most befitting name for one with pink hair. I'm Kakashi, your new mentor and every period you will come here to learn a different subject from me. Do you need any help finding your way around here? I'm sure there would be volunteers..." His eyes scanned the class expectantly while I shrank in my seat. I wanted to be shown around by him and yet I wanted the others to acknowledge me as one of them. One of the elite. So it was that I was a bit surprised when Kakashi said a name to confirm some volunteer.

"Naruto. Outcast, strange tattoos, rebel. I think you will show her around very well. Be kind to her, you hear?" He walked out and the rest of them followed except me. Me and another boy who I assumed was Naruto as he walked over to my desk. He must've been at least 3 years older than me and I felt scared when he leered lecherously at me. I had never been liked back at my old school and this unusual gaze discomforted me immensely. I tried to run, truly I did but he had my arm in a painful grasp before I could make good my escape. Right about then was when I decided to increase my strength because I could do nothing as he pulled me to him. No good could come of this, a maiden held tightly by a villain and unfortunately for this particular maiden, she had no knight to save her. So it was that when Naruto shoved me against the wall and pressed himself against me, I was powerless to stop it. The sun set and yet we were still in that classroom.

Some slight sound must have alerted the blond Naruto for he left off teasingly licking my neck to scan the room. My breath was short and despite my hate for him, I couldn't not be aroused by his devices with his tongue. But I wasn't spared for long because he soon returned to the task of cleaning me with his tongue. Like a cat he had gone over practically all of the skin that had been exposed by the removal of my shirt. And now his hands wormed their way between my back and the wall to unclip the bra that had been issued to me just last year. It was my prettiest one, all lacy and itchy but I figured on my first day I should wear it for luck. Never had I suspected that I'd be in that position, almost certain to lose my virginity. I think I moaned when Naruto eased his tongue over my nipples, playing with them and delighting in my unbidden pleasure. It was then that my knight emerged from the shadows, lazy eyes watching Naruto spin around in dismay and snarl.

"What the hell d'ya want Kaka-baka? You left her in my capable hands so now she's mine." His voice contained a primeval warning to unwanted intruders. But Kakashi, my knight, stepped forward and just stared Naruto down. He was bathed in moonlight, glowing incandescently with it's radiance and I could see Naruto quail before that might. Right before he bolted from the classroom he issued a last warning to my knight in shining armor.

"Best be alert Kaka-baka. You aren't the only one who can sneak around in the shadows." His blue eyes darted to mine and he pressed his lips to mine as he fondled my breasts for the last time. Kakashi waited until his footsteps had receded down the hall before walking over to me, taking off his shirt on the way. He had a very nice chest, carved perfectly through years of physical labor. So distracted was I that I didn't realize he was giving his shirt to me, to cover up my nudity. My eyes watered predictably at this kindness and I rushed into his arms, whimpering, after I had donned his gift. Surely I was blessed to receive a soul mate on the worst night of my life and I pressed myself against him, wondering if he could feel my heartbeat through the fabric that separated us. We remained like that for awhile and I could tell he wanted to stay that way forever but his concern over my well-fare far outdid that desire.

"Sakura...I'm sorry I left you with that bastard. Please, let me make it up to you, let me show you what true love is." He murmured gently in my ear and I realized I was only about 5 inches shorter than him. He had loomed overhead in my mind and I was slightly disappointed to find he wasn't all that I saw him as. Then, as his words sank in, I shivered and clung tighter to him, trying to make my voice work. When it did it was husky with lust and solicited goosebumps from him. This was it. The worst night had gone into a cocoon and emerged a beautiful butterfly. Naruto was nothing in my mind, shoved into a forgotten corner along with Sasuke.

"Kakashi, I want to learn from you, my teacher, how to have a night full of passion. Teach me and I will be yours forever." His breathing was harsh and for a single second I was afraid he would faint away from the discomfort of the growing bulge in his pants. Upon realizing this, I released him and kneeled, gently pulling down the fly on his jeans and unbuttoning the single button. His boxers were plaid, red and black and the sight of them tenting at the center sent my mind reeling away to it's happy place. I carefully removed those boxers with my cold hands and stared in alarm at his large member. But I had started this task and I was going to see it through to the end, besides what use is a woman except to please her knight?

With this in mind I timidly licked it and gained confidence from the moan that came from the hidden mouth above me. So in that moment of bravery I put the whole length of it in my mouth, some going beyond and into my throat, almost making me gag. But it was quivering and moans were still coming so I began to move my mouth up and down on it, swirling my tongue around and getting used to the sensation. I hummed a bit, lost in the ecstasy and discovered he liked it, because he swelled even more if that was possible. After 3 minutes of this delight, his moans grew even more desperate and I knew we were coming to a climax. He kept thrusting his hips into me, had been since the beginning, and I felt him let go of something, something that came pouring out his tip and down my throat, I swallowed it all, a natural at blow-jobs and cleaned the inside of his shaft. It had been so enjoyable but there was more to come, as his face told me when I looked up to it.

Thus my first night spent at the academy was pure and undeniable bliss. I won't go into details, I've already gone too far but let me just include this one last story. It was after we had exhausted ourselves and laid curled up in his bed telling each other secrets. I started with my biggest one, the fact I had originally been a brunette. He wouldn't believe me at first, but I convinced him with a few games I had learned throughout the past couple of days and he was finally rid of his incredulity. This is what he said,

"Sakura, looks do not matter to me. You being unique does not matter to me. All that matters to me is that you love me and stay with me."

Aww...The ending made me tear up a bit. No idea where the hell this came from and what the hell is up with Naruto being so OOC, but it's typed and now it's posted. So review like the nice supportive readers you are!