Nightmare?
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"Good morning everybody!" a happy and cheery brunette called out.
Everyone in the room greeted her. They sat down to a healthy breakfast and then everyone left leaving Hayate behind. She decides to take a walk around Riot 6 since it was a day off for them. She wondered what Nanoha and Fate were doing so she headed to their room to find out. She cheerfully knocked on the door and called out to them.
"Nanoha chan, Fate chan, good morning!"
She opened the door and stepped in, stopping at the doorway as she was shocked at the sight that greeted her. Nanoha and Fate were in bed, naked, Yuuno in the center. Her Yuuno kun was sleeping with her best friends! Hayate screamed and ran out, trying to breath. 'Why am I so worked up for? Yuuno kun has been in love with Nanoha chan for as long as I can remeber! But why did it have to be now!' squeezing her eyes shut and wishing it all away. She continued her walk throughout the building. She went to look for Rein and found her, playing dress up with Agito. Her jaw dropped in shock as Agito was laughing along with the white haired unison device while both of them were wearing silly outfits! The brunette rubbed her eyes and decided to move on instead.
She then decided to look for Shamal, for a check up seeing as she was having delusions. She opened the door to the medical office to find the said person making out with Zafira on one of the medical beds. Hayate slowly and quietly exited the room. She clutched her stomach and began to cough out in shock as she released tension. 'Now its Shamal and Zafira! Who's next?' getting up. She continued down the halls and up to the heli pad where she saw Vice and Alto making out in the helicopter. Again Hayate snuck back from view and cleared the area immediately. 'What is with today? Everyone is happily making out!' confused with the situation. She reached the control room to find Griffith and Lucino kissing in the corner of the room. She left as soon as she had came.
Then she continued to look about the area and decided that Shari might be free to talk to her. She entered the room to find the said person laughing manically as she was tampering with Nanoha and Fate's Bardiche and Raging Heart. The mechanic was mumbling things like 'I'll add a self destruct mode' or 'Maybe a super blaster mode' or 'Maybe a sexy maid mode' and the lot. The brunette exited the room in fear that her device would be given the same horrid treatment. As she walked on she came about the forwards housing area. She wondered what they could be doing and doubted that the young trainees were doing anything repulsive like their aces.
She walked into the lobby to find Caro and Erio making out on one of the couches. She quickly brought her hand up to her mouth to stop herself from shouting. She heard muffled cries from Teana and Subaru's room and did not even dare to go find out. She hastily left and took a deep breath outside. 'Kami sama, even the children! Vita! She wouldn't be doing anything right?' she quickly rushed off to look for the mini knight. She found the red hammer knight sitting on Yukito's* lap on a bench, kissing. Hayate's eyes widen in shock. 'Not Vita too! Signum! Signum is said she wouldn't get into a relationship!' and hurriedly went to look for the pink knight.
She headed back to their dorm room and went straight into Signum's room, being cautious for particular reasons. She was so surprised to see her in her lingerie on top of Touya*, kissing him and moaning loudly. The stoic leader of the wolkenritter making out with a man! Hayate stepped outside quickly the moment Signum pulled off her bra. 'What on earth is going on here! Everyone is doing crazy things! This is so unlike them! Except for Shari. But still!' freaking out. She went outside to let out a scream but stopped for a second when she saw Yuuno. He waved at her and was then dragged off by Nanoha in a different direction.
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"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" jolting up from her bed.
Her family rushed through her room door in fear that something had happened to their beloved mistress.
"Hayate! Hayate what's wrong?" the red hammer knight asked.
The brunette opened her eyes and pointed her finger at Vita when her vision came around.
"You-You were kissing and Signum was doing 'that' and Shamal and Zafira were making out and-and." stuttering in fear.
The group was baffled by her actions and were wondering what she was talking about. Hayate let her hand drop to her side when she realised they had no idea what she was talking about. She shook her head slightly.
"Wow, I must have been dreaming, what a nightmare that was! Thank goodness it wasn't real otherwise I would have gone crazy!" she laughed sheepishly.
She explained how her dream had been very weird, Signum and Vita shaking their heads ferverently and blushing wildly when Hayate mentioned them doing 'that'. Shamal and Zafira took it as Hayate's imagination and pushed it away easily without going through the same reactions their leader and attacker were currently displaying. 'What a funny dream I had! I hope I don't ever get one like it for a long time to come!' letting out relieved sigh.
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Alternate Ending
"Hey Signum, do you want to tell Hayate that she actually saw all that and that we wiped her memory a little, put her to sleep and pretended that she was dreaming?" the blonde asked.
"Not if you want to live Shamal. I for one intend to keep my integrity intact. Hayate might hurt herself if she found out. Best just leave it as it is." the pink knight replied.
Shamal looked to Vita but the mini knight just nodded agreeingly to Signum's statement. The blonde let out a depressed sigh as life continues, Hayate being left in the dark about their current events. Except Shari's part because everyone always knew that she was nuts since the beginning.
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I hope u like it! I got the idea after reading another fic. It was hilarious with Nanoha but I was thinking about a wolkenritter version. Who wouldn't go crazy if everyone they knew were doing things that aren't like them?? Review pls.
* Yukito and Touya are from 'A little rumour' and 'Valentine Discoveries' respectively.
P.S. Look out for my new fic about Signum that will be coming out soon, somewhere in December!
Disclaimer : I do not own MGLN.
