Hic-cups!
It was another morning for the Yagami gang. They all woke up in the usual manner. Vita,Hayate, Shamal, Rein and Agito, excluding Zafira and Signum, were sleepily dragging themselves about the room. Vita was about to fall asleep on the dining table when she saw Signum go into the bathroom.
"Vita! Stop leaving your things lying on the floor!" the pink knight shouted from the bathroom.
Vita pretended to have not heard it and plopped her head onto the table, also pretending to have fallen asleep, hoping to escape the wicked witch of the west's fury. Unfortunately, that was not to be. Signum came out of the bathroom and dumped onto Vita. At least she didn't shout, but Vita got angry and decided to give Signum a scare just to get even. She got up and snuck into the bathroom. Hayate and the rest just watched the scene play from afar, obviously not wanting any part in their argument. The mini knight got in and found Signum undressing. She didn't move and waited until Signum was facing her.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!" she shouted, throwing a cloth at Signum.
Signum got shocked and fell backwards into the bath tub behind her, making a loud splash. The hammer was laughing uncontrolably at the result of her scare. Signum was not pleased as she has to deal with something like this early in the morning. She got up from the tub and proceeded to get her revenge.
"Why you little-hic!" the both of them stopped at the sound, Signum covered her mouth.
"What was that?"
"I'll get my reven-hic!"
Vita stared at Signum wide eyed and started laughing again, louder than ever. The rest came in to see, Zafira excluded, to see what was going on and they found the mini knight laughing on the floor and heard a weird hiccuping sound coming from Signum.
"I think you've got the hiccups. Don't worry, they'll go away after a little while." the brunette reassured her knight.
Signum went along with her day but the hiccups hadn't stopped yet. 'I can't believe that this is happening! I'm going to-hic! Get Vita for-hic! This!' she told herself. Then she bumped into Fate who was passing by.
"Good morning Signum." the blonde greeted.
"Ah, good morning-hic!" immediately covering her mouth as she continued hiccuping.
The blonde instantly realised what's wrong with Signum and burst out laughing.
"What-hic! Do you think-hic! Is so-hic! Funny!" making Fate laugh even harder.
"I-I'm so sorry, haha.... I had them a few times. Just hold your breath or drink some water or do both at the same time and it'll go away. It's a quick remedy." she told her rival, still giggling slightly.
Signum let out a sigh to which she hiccuped again, making Fate laugh again. She tried holding her breath to which it didn't work. Then she tried drinking water but she couldn't stop hiccuping enough to pick up the cup without spilling the water. She tried and tried but neither plan had succeded. Hayate found out that Signum was still hiccuping and decided to help her poor knight. She told Signum to meet her outside on the training field without stating the reason. She had gathered a few people to try and scare the hiccups out of Signum and Vita was the first to launch her attack. The pink knight walked onto the field, finding no one in sight. The moment she turned around she saw Vita charging at her. She dodged the attack but her constant hiccuping made things difficult for her as she barely dodged the attack. Hayate , Agito and Rein let their bombarment spell loose as well but Signum dodged them, still hiccuping. Even though Fate's attack was concealed well it wasn't enough to scare the stoic knight. Hayate flew down to meet her.
"Sorry for the attacks. We thought we could scare it out of you." waving at the others to come down.
At the other end Instructor Takamachi Nanoha was preparing her Divine Buster for the shot but the order never came.
[What are your orders, my master] her device asked her.
"Hmmm... I think we should just fire. Target assesed. Lock on. Divine Buster!" firing away.
Hayate saw the blast and shouted out a warning. Signum thought that she was trying to scare her that's why she didn't move. When Nanoha's shot made contact on the ground near Signum, it sent the knight in a wild flurry as she was thrown into a tree by the force of the blast. Nanoha flew down and apologised for using too much force while helping Signum up.
"I forgot to tell Nanoha to call off the shot. Sorry." the ice mage gave a sheepish smile.
"Hey Signum, you stopped hiccuping." the blonde pointed out.
"Yea, you stopped.... Too bad, I was having so much fun..." the mini hammer knight added.
Signum turned to glare at Vita.
"You may have enjoyed it but I'm actually glad it finally stopped. Perhaps you would like a taste of it to see if its still funny after that." smiling deviously, making chills run down Vita's spine.
The group laughed at Vita's pale looking face, not wanting to walk about with a hiccup.
"I'm sorry Signum san about the shot earlier... I shouldn't have used too much force.. Nyahahaha."
"You didn't used enough force cause she didn't go through the tree yet, see." gesturing toward the still sturdy tree.
Vita was really asking for it because Signum drew out Laevatein and started chasing her about and firing spells while the rest laughed uncontrolably at the scene playing in before their eyes.
It was seven o'clock and Vita was resting on the couch after downing Hayate's cooking at dinner. The hammer knight let out a contented sigh while a certain someone was sneaking behind her with evil intentions.
"BAH!" Vita let out a yelp as she bounced out of her seat in shock.
She quickly got up and turned around to find Signum smiling at her deviously.
"Haven't had enough have you, you boob demon!" she shouted.
Signum's expression darkened at the name. She raised her hand to strike but stopped when Vita let out a funny sound. It was high pitched and squeaky.
"What the-hic! Is-hic! Going on-hic!" the mini knight exclaimed in surprise.
Signum held her expression for a while before breaking into a huge fit of laughter. The great and mighty leader of the wolkenritter is laughing hysterically, gripping her side with tears falling down her cheeks.
"Some one, haha, save me, hahaha!!!" unable to control herself.
Vita was red with anger. Hayate and Shamal hurried into the room wondering what the commotion was about. One look said it all and the two burst out laughing as well. Vita went on and tried to quell her hiccuping to no avail making the pink knight roar in laughter with every failed attempt. Eventually things died down, Vita still hiccuping.
"I never-hic! Heard you laugh-hic! Like that before-hic!" the red knight commented as Signum wiped away her tears with a tissue.
"I have never felt the urge to laugh so much like that before. It was rather entertaining so I had Laevatein record the whole thing for future purposes." an evil glint in her eye.
Vita gulped visibly, still hiccuping. Shamal and Hayate laughed at their antics. The Yagami household is never a boring place because there is always something that's happening no matter how small and simple it may seem.
I hope u like it. I was hiccuping at the time when I decided to write something about it. Hope u like it! Pls review.
Disclaimer: I go not own MGLN.
