Hi, guys! I'm back. Thank you for all the reviews! I would get mushier, but that's just not typically me, so yeah. Um... BTW, in case some of you don't know, Wang Fire is the Sokka's Fire Nation self. Just so you know.

"Guys," Sokka began, twitching nervously when Toph cast her blind gaze to where she thought he was sitting. "If you're not too in ahead of me anymore, maybe I can start teaching you how to actually get to all the places now? I've been dying to go on , but you guys were so behind that I had to postpone. So, what do you say?"

"Last time I checked, you were still alive, Sokka!" Aang said, chuckling at his weak joke (and then quickly shutting up when everybody else looked at him strangely).

"What? I thought it was funny!" the air bender said quickly. Katara winced.

"Uh, actually, Aang, maybe you should leave all the jokes to my brother."

"Well, that's what we've been doing this whole time, right? I just thought that maybe it would be nice for a change!"

"Er, Aang, well, I'm not-" Toph interrupted her.

"What Sugar Queen is trying to say, is, shut up about your jokes. They're terrible. And Snoozles? We were way ahead of you the minute we all met. You're just not that sophisticated. Hate to break it to you, but you're not." Toph smirked in a way that suggested she very clearly did NOT hate to break it to him.

"Maybe we should let Sokka start explaining now." Suki's calm voice cut in. Instantly, Sokka's face lit up in a huge grin. His title as the "Explainer" had been restored!

"Thank you, Suki! Now, as I was saying, I will now proceed to show you how to use all these features."

Thus began a very long, boring (in Toph's opinion) lecture about how every little square app thing opened to a new place, and that the most interesting 'app' was the blue one with a half red, half white star shaped thing on it.

"This little app is called Safari. It will lead you to anything, anywhere. Got it?" Everybody nodded.

"Good. Now, we are all familiar with the correct way to open an application, correct?"

"Snoozles, you can shut up with the teacher talk. We all understand this language; you don't need to maul it, do you?"

"Meanie."

"What did you just say?"

"Um, anyways, so, you should always believe whatever Safari tells you. And this little bar up here, you type in whatever you are looking for, and it'll bring it to you. For example," Sokka flicked his wrist elaborately and began poking the screen on their respective letters until the Gaang and Suki could see that the letters ' ' printed on the so-called URL bar. Then they watched in fascination (or amused boredom, in Toph's case) as the screen flickered and changed to what Sokka called the 'home page' of fanfiction.

"Wow!" Katara gasped. "Blue and white! Sokka, d'you think the person who made this place was from a Water Tribe, bender or not?" Sokka stroked his non-existent beard, going into Wang Fire mode. But before he could start a boring lecture in a strange voice, Toph cut in.

"Oh, for the love of Oma and Shu! Nobody cares who made the stinking site! Just get on with it!"

"I just really want to start reading the Cartoooooons again." Said Zuko. Aang stifled a giggle- he found it hilarious that the most manly person he knew would be excited to read something that sounded so childish. Then he clapped his hand over his mouth. It wouldn't do if Sokka heard him saying that.

Some minutes later, the web page had finally loaded, and the Gaang peered at the iPad screen, scanning the selections ranging in popularity. Then Suki gasped.

"Oh my gosh, guys! Look! It's AANG!"

"What? Really?"

"Where?" Suki pointed to the first section in the list.

"See? Avatar, the Last Airbender!" Toph slapped her forehead at Suki.

"What?" The non-bender asked, a puzzled frown creasing her features.

"Does that say 'Aang' to you? Does it? 'Cause it doesn't to me. Maybe you need your eyes checked. "

"I never said it was Aang."

"Actually, Suki, you kinda did."

"Well, it says 'Airbender', right? I just assumed that was Aang, you know, since he's the last-" Sokka clamped a hand over his girlfriends' mouth, and Katara glanced anxiously at Aang. Toph just sat on the ground, picking her toes, while Zuko looked around, puzzled.

"What? You think he's going to go into Avatar state and blow my house apart- again? Come on, guys! Give him some credit!" Zuko said crossly. When nobody reacted (everyone was still glancing anxiously at Aang, with the exception of Toph), he impatiently reached over and tapped on the underlined blue link that read 'Avatar: The Last Airbender'. A huge amount of stories popped up- Suki touched the link of the most recent one on the list.

"Hm... says here that it's 'Jelosy and Jokes', by it makes sense in context. What do you think, guys? Worth reading?" Sokka asked, gesturing to the story that Suki had just unlocked.

"What? Which one?" Toph said, rolling her eyes. "I'm just gonna take another nap. Suki, get over here. You're my pillow." Sighing, the Kyoshi warrior scooted over to where Toph was sitting- a little whiles away from the rest of the group, crowding around the iPad.

"Sorry, guys. I guess you'll have to leave me out of this one."

"But Suki! This one looks funny!" Sokka whined.

"Sorry. And don't bother reading aloud- I don't want to get injured when Toph wakes up flailing. Suki was met with a fist in the arm.

"I heard that!"

"I know you did." Toph would've argued more, but she thought better of it and started to snore. Suki looked over pleadingly at Sokka, then sighed.

"You might as well fill me in on everything when she wakes up." Suki said wearily, accepting the fact that she would not be partaking in the reading of the story.

"Okay! We'll be quiet." Katara said cheerfully. "I promise."

But they were NOT quiet. In fact, Sokka hadn't even made it past the first sentence before he started to whimper.

"Y-Yue Bay? They named a bay after Yue?" Then he dissolved into tears. Toph mumbled something and shifted in her sleep, panicking Suki. So Sokka crawled over to his girlfriend's side, and discontinued reading. Aang was next to pass out.

"Wait, 'Dad's the Avatar?' Since when was I a dad?! Please, somebody tell me they're talking about Roku! These things are crazy!" Clutching at his bald head, he raced out of the room. Katara and Zuko could still see him outside, whirling around on his air scooter.

The competition was down to Zuko and Katara. It was very close, and the two benders were neck to neck, when Zuko burst out laughing. Katara looked at him weirdly.

"What are you laughing at?" But Zuko could not reply. Clutching his middle, he stumbled over to the 'loser's corner'. With a dismissive wave, he choked out, still laughing,

"You can win."

Confused, Katara glanced at the story, then back to Zuko, shrugging. Then she started reading again. When she got near the end, however, she turned red and realized what had happened with Zuko.

"Y-Yo Mamma so fat, Aang jumped on her and yelled YIP YIP?!" She spluttered. But unlike Zuko, she did not take in the insult. Instead she mulled the sentence over in her head... Kya was a water tribe name...

"Wait, I'm going to marry Aang? I had three children with him- what?!" Then the 'joke' finally sank in. Katara took a huge breath.

She stomped over to Sokka and glared down at him. Taking him by the ear, Katara went into one of the rooms and slammed the door shut. The rest of the people heard a bunch of loud yells; Katara's were in anger, Sokka was in pain. Toph, who had already woken up (but didn't throw a tantrum, being entertained by the crying Sokka), clapped her hands like a small child.

"Fight! Fight! Fight!" she yelled happily.

I know, it's weird.