Disclaimer:...if I owned this,Bruce Wayne would not be killed,or turn old in any of his shows like BatMan Beyond,so how can I own it?

Chapter 1:Welcome back,and rentroduction

Naruto sat grumbling angrily."Don't touch this,don't touch that,don't touch anything,HOW COULD YOU BLOW UP THE CAVE?"He exclaimed,mimicking Bruce Wayne's voice,"Won't let me touch ANYTHIN-ooooh,What's this?Hmmm...what the old man won't know,won't hurt him!"Naruto whispered to himself,as he shot the bizarre gun like thing. The drone Naruto had built to rebuild the Bruce Wayne Holo-projector snapped his head up.

"WHAT DID YOU DO?"

"I just shot this thingy murjigrum!"

...Did you play with mercury alot when you were a baby...That's irrevelant"he stated shaking his head"Give me that!"

"Why?"

"You see that vortex opening up?Whoever's Dna is in that will be brought to this time!"

"...the ONE time I get to use something that YOU won't let me,you let me fuck everything up!WHAT KIND OF MENTOR ARE YOU!"

"YOU'RE BLAMING THIS ON ME!"

"YES!IF YOU HAD BEEN WATCHING ME LIKE A GOOD MENTOR-"

"What happened?"

"What happened?"

"Oh shit!"

"See what you did?"

There sprawled out on the ground was a blonde dressed as Batgirl.

And by her a red head dressed like...batgirl...

"Wait...what the hell?There's TWO batgirls?I thought there was only one. I mean you always said Batgirl this Batgirl that,but never BatgirlS!"

"They were from two different time era's...AND YOU BROUGHT THEM BOTH HERE!"

"WELL BITCH AT ME THEN!"

"YOU LITTLE BRAT!"

"YOU GONNA' YELL AT ME LIKE ROBIN?"

"I MIGHT AS WELL!YOU'RE MY SIDEKICK NOW!"

"WRONG!I AM THE BATMAN NOW!AS FAR AS I KNOW,YOU'RE JUST MY TRAINER!AS I MATTER OF FACT,I BUILT THE DROID THAT'S KEEPING YOU HERE!"

"Why I oughta-"

"Uhhh...Anyone wanna' tell me what's going on?"

"And anyone wanna' tell me why she's wearing my suit?"

"Your suit?"

"I can explain..."

Bruce?"Barbara Gordon/Stephanie Brown(Ain't an oc,you can look her up) asked in unison.

"Yeah...Ok Barbara,you were Batgirl,but Joker shot you and paralyzed you from the waist down,so you quit being Batgirl,and then you formed a group of your own,called Birds of Prey,and gave your roll as Batgirl up. Well, later on you gave your roll as Batgirl to Stephanie...we SHOULD all be dead,but I made a holograph me so I could train a new BatMan long after I was gone,but this BOZO shot off the time warp and brought you two here."

'I'M the Bozo?This coming from the guy who's project turned my hair RED!"Naruto exclaimed,snatching off his mask,and making the 15 year old girls faces light up. His face held no baby fat,making him look like an adult almost,with defined whisker marks on his face,red eyes with a purple haze,and shaggy red hair(Like Zuko's when he helped aang)."...Why are you looking at me like that?Bruce,your sidekicks are scaring me!"

"...*sigh*..."

"Can you EVER crack a smile?No wonder Joker never got you to laugh!"

"YOU LITTLE TWIRP!"

"...are we done yet?"

"...Sure...why not..."

"...when do I get to kick your ass again?"

"YOU GOT LUCKY YOU LITTLE BRAT!"

"I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE!"

"WE ARE!"

"THEN WHY ARE WE STILL FIGHTING?"

"BECAUSE...BECAUSE...I have no idea..."

"Uhhh...Hello?Remember us?"

"Huh?Oh yeah...Anyway...how about an introduction?"Naruto questioned.

"Sure,Barabara Gordon,Stephanie Brown meet Naruto Uzumaki and Vice Versa."stated Bruce.

"I thought I told you I changed my name!"

"By what legal gaurdian gave you the right to change your name?"

"...YOU!"

"ME?WHEN?"Naruto pulls out a tape recorder and flips the swirch,before a sleepy voice of Bruce Wayne sounded from it.'Yeah whatever,I hearby give Nashuto ushimakish de right to shange hish name,now leave me be!"

"It's Randy Callaway now."Naruto stated,bending down and kissing both of their hands,making their faces heat up one again.

"...are you done flirting?"

"...depends...how long till we have to send them back?"

"We can't. That thing only brings people from the past to YOUR time,not back to theirs."

"...then...never!"Naruto replied,smiling.

"...of course...BACK TO TRAINING!"

At once all three bat-apprentices let out a,"*sigh*"

~1 year Later~

Naruto stood proudly in his new Batsuit. Over the course of his training,he had learned all things BatMan, included making his suit. The first thing was the suit itself(BatMan Beyond Suit,with Utility belt)with a design that spread around it like NightWing's,the only difference was that the design was a red bat. He also wore a cape and cowl like the former batman."Bruce,Hand it over!"

"No Way!"

"Why?"

"Last time you had this,YOU BROUGHT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS TO THIS TIME!"

"AND IF I HADN'T I WOULDN'T HAVE GIRLFRIENDS NOW WOULD I!NO!I WOULD JUST BE STUCK WITH YOU!"

"Fine,but be careful with it."

Naruto grabbed the gun shaped time machine,and started spinning it on his right index finger,"Yeah,yeah,y-"and then it shot off.

"...I'm never trusting you again..."

"So...I have to give up the suit?"

"Yes you d-"

"Batman?"Asked all too familiar voices for BatMan.

"Oh Hell No!Keep the damn suit!You're on your damn own!You've finished training anyway!I bid you adoo!"Exclaimed Bruce,as the droid he used for a body reverted to normal,and he returned to his BatComputer.

"What was that-OOF!"

"BRUCE!"

"Ahhh...who are you?"

"You don't remember me?"the voice purred,"It's Selina!"

"And Diana."

"...who...?"

"CatWomaaaan"the voice purred again.

"And Wonder Woman."

"I love what you've done with making the ears on your mask longer,It makes you so much...yummier."Naruto finally giving up,turns around to see a woman about 16-17 dressed in a leather Cat suit,and a woman dressed in an American flag suit(What would that be called?)with WW on it also about 16-17.

"Ohhh...I get it now..."Naruto looked down at the Time Machine gun,"...I'm NEVER using this thing again...Anyway,I'm not Bruce,Bruce is dead,YOU'RE Supposed to be dead-"

"And the Batgirls aren't?"exclaimed CatWoman as she and the two Batgirls squared off.

"Aren't you going to stop them?"asked Diana with worry.

"Y'know the original BatMan probally would,but at the risk of them tearing something off...Noooot really what I wanna' do."Naruto replied,and Wonder Woman,still not understanding some slang,just shrugged.

"Okay..."One fight,and one very loooong explanation later,Diana(Wonder Woman)Sat idly,sending small glances to Naruto. Barbara Gordon(BatGirl 1) and Stephanie Brown(Batgirl 2) sat,each holding onto one of Naruto's arms,glaring at catwoman. Selina (CatWoman)Just sat glaring at the Batgirls,while still staring at Naruto out of the corner of her eye.

"And quite frankly I don't know HOW you got turned from however old you were to a 16-17 year old,so don't ask me!"Naruto exclaimed,trying to pry his arms free.

"So...what now...?"

"...IIII still have about 2 more years before I debute...so...Wonder Woman,CatWoman...just find whatever you can use as a weapon.I'm not going to use them all anyway,because I've rebuilt them into my suit...except the swords...I'm going to train!"Naruto exclaimed as soon as he got his arms free.

"NARUUTTTOOOO!"

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PS:ZZZZZZzzzzzz...ZZZZZZZzzzzzz...HUH WHAT?

PJ:...I hate you...

PS:Then my life long dream has been accomplished

PJ:...Just R&R