It was midnight now. Truth or Dare had ended two hours ago. I was looking through these list for Bella Cullen-Luckier than you's profile page on
There are people in Africa that can't afford sarcasm, and yet, you abuse it.
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I see regular people!
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs
There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.
One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth
I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have! ( I don't really have ADD )
Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
You call me a B well a B is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment :D
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff
I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?
It's always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I've found it?
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!
Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it
Life was so simple when boys had cooties!
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
I'm not random, i just have many thou- OH A SQUIRREL!
Elmo knows where you live!
Forever isn't as long as it use to be.
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back
Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it
. My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
You're intoxocated by my very presence
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES and EDWARD ANTHONY FREAKING MASEN CULLEN!!
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Your eyebrows are as beautiful as an enormus caterpillar.
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!
P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.
-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.
-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
-BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool!
- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
-Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -
- What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
- "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
- He who laughs last didn't get it.
- When there's a will, I want to be in it.
-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator
When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
Ask, "Did you feel that?"
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
Swat at flies that don't exist.
Tell people that you can see their aura.
Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
Put police tape in front of the door before entering.
Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.
Hold an auction.
Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.
Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.
Throw a rave.
Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."
Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".
Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.
When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?"
Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"
Have a heated debate with yourself.
Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.
Drum on every available surface.
Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.
Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.
Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.
Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.
Propose to the other passengers.
Challenge people to duels.
Sell girl scout cookies.
Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.
Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."
Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.
Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter.
Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend.
Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers.
Shout "Food fight!"
Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.
Elevators were practically MADE for river dancing!
Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"
Make sushi.
Press your nose against the other passengers, and say "You know, this is what the Eskimos used to do before having sex."
Shave.
Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.
Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.
Practice your kung fu.
Make race car noises when people get on and off.
Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"
Fly a model airplane.
Do yoga.
Play the accordion
Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.
Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.
Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.
Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."
Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.
15 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
More Twilight stuff
'Dear Jacob, I win. Sincerely, Edward'
'Yeah, I'm sad because I will never meet Edward Cullen'
'Twilight = Book Crack'
'If you ever kiss her again, I will break your jaw for her.'
'Every time I hear thunder, I imagine vampires playing baseball'
'I have OCD, Obsessive Cullen Disorder'
'Vampires are the new Prince Charming'
'Edward is my favorite musician'
'Before you, my life was like a moonless night'
'I'm addicted to Edward Cullen, help me! On second thought, never mind I like it this way.'
'Sorry Jacob, I prefer the Vampire'
'Edward Cullen is the new Romeo'
'Bite Me, Edward'
'When life gives me lemons, I throw 'em back and demand Edward'
'You know you are obsessed when your Plan B is to go to college and Plan A is to become a vampire'
'You haven't read Twilight? GO shoot yourself in the foot'
'It's a Twilight thing… you wouldn't understand'
'Edward is staring at you'
'Bite her already'
'Twlight movie: Mess it up and die'
'If Bella and Edward do not stay together, I swear I will stab someone'
'My boyfriend is a vampire… beat that!'
'I do believe in Vampires. I do, I do!'
"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb" "What a stupid lamb" "What a sick, masochisitc lion" -Edward and Me
"I've never seen anyone so prone to life threatening idiocy."- Alice Cullen
"Your lips are still blue. Want me to warm those up for you too?"- Jacob Black
"Well I'm sorry I can't be the right kind of monster for you, Bella."- Jacob Black
"Does my being half-naked bother you?"- Jacob Black
"How stronly are you apposed to grand theft auto?"- Alice Cullen
"I just deheaded and dismembered a sentiment creature not twenty yards from you that doesn't bother you?"- Edward Cullen
"Isabelle Swan? I promise to love you forever- every single day of forever. Will you marry me?"- Edward Cullen
"You really, honestly don't mind that I morph into a giant dog?"- Jacob Black
"You are in trouble. Enormous trouble. Angry grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home" - Me
"If I could dream at all it would be about you."- Edward Cullen
"Stupid, shiney, volvo owner"-- Me
You Are In Love With Edward Cullen If:
You hope and wish every night for Edward Cullen to show up in your life.
You walk into doors because you were thinking about Edward Cullen (People tease me about this all the time)
You go into uncontrollable fits of laughter whenever you think about him.
You get butterflies in your stomach because you are just so incredibly crazy about him.
You talk about him so much that your friends get mad at you.
You made the Twilight Lexicon picture your background on your computer so you can look at Edward whenever you want (Isn't Edward just beautiful?)
When you do look at that picture, you find yourself out of breath or giggling uncontrollably. (Happened very recently. Like 5 minutes ago...)
Your Mom thinks you are absolutely nuts for loving a vampire.
You explain to everyone that Edward is a good vampire and you want to be just like him.
You have the picture of Edward on your cell phone and you show it to everybody.
When you show it to your mother and she says,"Oh my God, he has a face!" (I swear that has happened to me)
You have 'I love Edward Anthony Masen Cullen' on your cell phone banner.
You doodle I love Edward on your binders and don't really realize you did it.
You have dreamt about Edward at least one time in your life.
You get mad when someone says that they don't like Edward and like Jacob instead. (Has happened and I pretty much stopped talking to that person)
You get upset whenever you watch Harry Potter because you think Edward will get mad at you. (Harry who?)
You are looking at all of these and laughing and nodding or saying,"Yep, that's me."
You got someone to promise to take you to Forks, Washington on your birthday.
You get mad when people say they haven't read the book.
You constantly have mini anxiety attacks. You think about Edward and you begin to get anxious to find out what happens in the next book.
You look in the mirror everyday and compare yourself to Bella. The days you look more like her, you scream,"Oh my Carlisle! Look at that face! Maybe Edward will love me now..."
The lists where hilarious and I remember doing some of the stuff with Shawna, Cassy, and Kat. I sat in my bedroom, leaning against my not-needed bed. Listening to some music and humming along.
The song?
Diary of Jane
Over and Over
Gone Forever
Smile
Love, Save the Empty
In Another Life
Figure you out
And finally,
Animals
They were some of my favorite song. So loved by me that I hadn't noticed someone walk in to my room. Jasper.
He sat down on the floor next to me, silently. We sat in silence for a while just listening to songs. Then he started to talk.
"I'm sorry for what I did, Bella. Really, I am." He told me.
"I figured that out already." I informed him. "Peer pressure is a big thing these days. You wanted to be part of the in crowd, you did what you had to do. You didn't want to hurt me, and you didn't mean to kill me, Jazz. I say your face that night. You simply hadn't realize the consequence yet, and you hadn't realized that being cool isn't everything. You're a good guy, I don't see why you wanted to be Rosalie's friend though."
"Alice," was his answer. Ah, Alice. That made sense. "I mean I'd do anything for the girl Bells. I'm sorry."
"Jazz your in love with the girl, what else were you going to do? Tell her no and get beat up by Em? And stop saying sorry! I live in the present when I can. Look to the future. Besides what you guys did put me into a fairytale! If it wasn't for that night I wouldn't be a Cullen. I wouldn't have this awesome family that I have! You ganna say sorry for that?"
"Your right. Or you pissed at Em?" he commented.
"Naw. Emmet and alcohol aren't a safe combo. He has to few brain cells already. He's dumber then those girls in the funniest blond jokes. Talk about single digit IQ." I joked. He laughed at it. Oh how I'd missed my brothers laugh. "If I was still mad at him I wouldn't have let him hug me. Besides he has to deal with Rosalie, and the girl has him whipped."
"What about Alice?" he asked.
"I don't know the girl enough to judge." I told him. "I think Rose is a B-I-T-C-H and Edward is an A-S-S and I sure as hell am not going to be going anywhere alone with any of you for awhile. I don't forgive Rosalie or Edward, but you, Alice, and Emmet are in the clear… but I do expect you to give me b-day presents for the ones you missed. Anyway I shouldn't have been out side that night."
He laughed again, before getting up to go and find Alice. A smile crossed my face.
I'd gotten my brother back!
Hey guys!
i won't be at home this weekend but i will try to get another chapter up soon!
please reveiw and tell me what you thought, good or bad! i'd like some comstructive cridicisam to see what i'm doing right or wroung. tell me what you liked, what you hated and what made you want to through the computeer at the wall. i can take it i promise.
cheek out my other storys whileyou wait, i'd like to hear what you have to say
luv ya!
Emmetschicca
