Disclaimer:...That voice...That voice was from...MORTAL KOMBAT!
Music:Dun dun dun dund dund dun
*Sigh*,I WISH I owned this shit,but alas,I do not...Ah well on wit te show!
Chapter 2:...Ah shit...
Naruto sat smirking as the Bruce-Drone sat on one knee."HAHAHA!Even as a drone you're OLD!Hahaha!"
"You sound like the Joker."
"Yeah well you sound like an old BAT!"
"I am."
"It's no fun when you're being a bastard!"
"YOU LITTLE BRAT!"
"THERE WE GO!"
"I'LL KILL YOU!"
"OH SHIT!"
"DON'T RUN YOU LITTLE BAT!TAKE IT LIKE A REAL BAT!"
"I WISH I HAD A BAT RIGHT NOW!"Screamed Naruto as he ran for his life.
"YOU LITTLE-WAIT...NARUTO WATCH OUT!"But alas,it was not to be...because Naruto kicked a ladder,that hit a board,that knocked back a screwdriver,which pulled the trigger on the Time Warp."...You DO know I hate you...right?"Asked Bruce.
"Not as much as I hate you for making me do this."
"YOU'RE BLAMING ME AGAIN?"
"I BLAMED YOU THE LAST TWO TIMES,WHY SHOULD THIS BE DIFFERENT!"
"What just happened?"
"You tell me!"
"WHERE IS THE REST OF MY BODYYYY!"
"...Bruce,you're taking back your suit..."
"HELL NO!I'M NOT TAKING THAT THING BACK NOW!YOUR PROBLEM!"
"WHY NOT?"
"BECAUSE NOW NOT ONLY DO YOU HAVE TWO BATGIRLS HERE,WONDERWOMAN AND CATWOMAN,BUT NOOOW YOU HAVE HUNTRESS,SUPERGIRL(Thank You ScorpionKing12),WHOM OF BOTH ARE 17 NOW IT LOOKS LIKE, AND THE BRAINIACS HEAD(Thank you Ice Of Darkness)...wait...where did his body go...?"
"HAHAHAH!"
"NOW YOU SOUND LIKE THE JOKER AGAIN!"
"BITE ME WAYNE!"
"FUCK OFF!"
"I THOUGHT YOU WERE A PLAYBOY,NOT A CURSER!"
"I'M DEAD!WHAT DOES IT MATTER!"
"ANYONE WANT TO TELL US WHAT'S GOING ON?"
"Huh...Oh well,You three,well two and a head,should be dead,even though brainiac is electronic,and the only reason we're all not is because,I built this holo projector,which he built a droid for,so I could train a new BatMan,but he's fired the time warp three time bringing the seven of you here like the BOZO-"
"Heeeere we go with the bozo bullshit!WAYNE!I WAS KICKING YOUR ASS,AND I COULD BE DOING IT AGAI-WOAH"Naruto shouted,getting ready to make good on his threat...right until he was tackled by Kara Zor-El(SuperGirl) and Helena Berteneli(Huntress),who started tugging at his cowl."WHAT THE FUCK!"
"If Bruce isn't the BatMan anymore,I'm finding out who IS NOW!"
"YOU COULDA' ASKED!"screamed Naruto as he kicked the two girls off.
"Really"Huntress asked in surprise.
"YES!I'm not old,Cranky and Batty over here."and at this Bruce's eye developed a twitch,before he started...
"I'M BATTY?I'M BATTY?YOU WANNA' KNOW WHO'S BATTY,MY BAT IS BATTY!"screamed Bruce as he picked up a Loisville Sluger
"THE HELL YOU BEEN HIDING THAT THING?"
"DOESN'T MATTER,IT'S FISSING TO BE HIDDING IN YOUR KAMI DAMNED HEAD!"
But before he could pull it off,SuperGirl snatched it from his hands as Huntress spoke to him,"Bruce,It took us YEARS to find out who you were...I'm NOT waiting that long again!"She exclaimed,ready to take the Bat to him...until the 17 year old red headed boy in the BatMan suit appeared infront of her without his cape and cowl,Making Huntress,SuperGirl and the four other girls that had just walked in blush so much,Naruto thought they would pass out.
"Eeeaaasy now...I may hate the old Bat sometimes,but he's my Grandfather/Father figure...let's not bash his cordinates out!"
"HAS EVERYONE FORGOT ABOUT THE HEAD!"At this Naruto decided to have fun.
"Now now Brainiac,let's not get AHEAD of ourselves...hahahah...HAHAHA!"
"Are you SURE you aren't related to the Joker?Cause if not,I swear someone fed you Mercury as a baby!"exclaimed Bruce.
"Atleast I'm not BITTER!"
"WHAT WOULD I BE BITTER ABOUT?"
"THE FACT I'M BETTER!"
"I OUGHTA KILL YOU!"
"PLEASE BRUCE,IF YOU COULD DO THAT,YOU WOULDA' DONE IT A LOOOONG TIME AGO!"
"...Do they do this alot?"questioned Huntress.
"You have NO idea."replied CatWoman.
"*Sigh*...How about an introduction.I'm Randy Callaway."stated Naruto,while sending a scathing Look Bruce's way...until he realized he had returned to the BatComputer.
"Helena Bertenelli."
"Kara Zor-El."
"...She a Kryptonian...?"
"Yeah."
"AHhh...THAT explains the name..."Naruto replied before bending down and kissing each of their hands,making them blush,and Barbara,Stephanie,Diana and Selina send looks that could kill at them."Anyway...the pleasure's all mine."
"ARE YOU DONE FLIRTING?CAUSE IF YOU ARE,CAN WE FIGURE THIS OUT ABOUT MY BODY?"
"...Aren't you that guy that destroys something after he's learned everything from it?"
"Yes."
"...WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT?"
"Because I have learned everything I can from it."
"Yeah,but think about things now!Things have changed so style have been learned and has the ability to be like a hero with a substance called chakra,the world has CHANGED!And if you don't destroy it,you can learn ifinite things from the time you have been do you say...?"
"...Do you have NanoBots?"
"Of course."
"Then connect me with the BatComputer."(Thank you Ice Of Darkness)
"Why?"
"I will transfer myself into it,and then use the NanoBots to scout out intellegence of this world,while also constantly updating your technology to the technology of my time."
"...You won't turn on me...?"
"No."
"And you'll try to leave Bruce alone when he's in the computer."
"I'll try."He deadpanned.
"Don't. He used to be able to escape me messing with him by transfering himself to the BatComputer. But now with YOU in there...the possibilities Are ENDLESS!"
"...right...Just plug me into the computer..."
"Okay!"
And while all of this was going on,Naruto's four girlfriend's had drug the two new girls away. Let's check in with them.
"Listen,You two better not hurt him!"
"What do you mean."
"Naruto's nice,too nice to turn a girl down,which is why we'll share him with you,but NO MORE!We thought that it would only be the four of us,but if he ends up loving you two too,then so be it,but if anymore try to get with Naruto...I say we hunt them down like dogs!Agreed?"
And of course a corus of 'Yes' rang out through the area.
~Naruto~
Naruto's eye twitched,'What was that!It feels like my girlfriends are pimping me out...wait...what?...after this I'm going to BED!'
~Girl's~
" Good. Now all that we need to do is get him to fall in love with you...that shouldn't be hard!He seems to LOVE the girls that come from our time..."
PJ:What will happen next?
PS:You die of old age
PJ:AND YOU DIE OF GUNSHOT
PS:We sound like Naruto and Bruce!
PJ:WHO DO YOU THINK I BASED THEIR FIGHTS OFF OF!R&R!
