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:PJ:MORTAL KOMBAAAAT!
Chapter 3:Preparing For The Debute
Naruto sat idly,punching in keys at the BatComputer."So If I rearange this,and put that here,I'm pretty sure I could build that into my armor,but If I rewire the whole thing I can fit all three in,and then-don't even think about!"Naruto exclaimed as he broke out of concentration,and spun in his chair to see his six girlfriends getting ready to pounce him.
"But Narutoooo!"
"NO!"he snapped."Everytime you ask me the answer is NO,you asked me 5 minutes ago,and it was NO.A week ago it was NO. And when you ask me again in 10 minutes it will STILL be NO!So what do you have to say now!"He exclaimed becoming irratated. And at his tone Diana narrowed her eyes.
"Get him!"
"WAIT-WHAT-NOOOO!"
"RIP HIS COWL OFF!"
"HOLD HIM STILL!"and with his cowl gone he fell victim...to purring...as they petted his whisker marks. At hearing him purr CatWoman squealed.
"SO CUTE!"
"St-t-ooooohhhhh-p."
"LIAR!"
"I ha-a-ave tra-a-aining!"
"*sigh* fine...but next time you let us pet your whiskers...or else..."
"Or else what?"
At his words CatWoman flexed her claws,"Or else your cowl and cape won't be the only piece of clothing you lose!"
"...Yes ma'am!"Naruto exclaimed saluting her.
"heheh."And with that they left him alone with the Bruce-Drone.
"Bruce."
"What?"
"...I am SO whipped..."
"I know."
"BASTARD!"
"STREET RAT!"
"RICH BOY!"
"SHRIMP!"
"HUMORLESS!"
"IRRATIONAL!"
"DICKLESS!" 0_0;...Weeee'll come back to them,TO THE NARUTO HAREM!DUN DUN DUN DUN!(Like the Cartoon BatMan!)
~Girls~
"-and then Diana takes her Lasso ties him to the bed,I'll get the cape and cowl,CatWoman uses her claws to strip him,and then we-" 0_0 0_0 o.o...We'll go back to the guys...
~Guys~
"ASSHOLE"
"FUCKTARD!"
"FUCKER!"
"PUNKASS!"
"BITCH!"
"DO YOU EVER STOP?"
" No. Give up Old Man?"
"Atleast I ain't a midget!"suddenly bruce felt a wave of uneasiness,as Brainiac shut the BatComputer down for his life.
"What was that?"
"Uhm...Atleast I ain't...a midget...?"
"THAT'S IT,WHERE'S THE BATBAT!"Naruto asked picking up Bruce's LouisVille Slugger.
"OH SHIT!"
"DON'T RUN! TAKE IT LIKE A BAT!"Naruto screamed immitating Bruce's voice.
~Later~
The girls were walking Back to the BatCave,when Naruto stormed passed them.
'Naru-Kun,what's wrong?"
"You see Bruce made our little banter a personal war. So first I'm going to take this bat,then I'm going to go find Brucey,then...I'M GOING TO KNOCK ONE OUTTA' THE PARK!"Naruto screamed,and charged as he saw Bruce.
"SHIT!"
"DIEEEEEE!"
"how long are the going to do that?"asked Helena.
"Until Naruto can't move so we can start our plan."
"But if he can't move how are we."
"We just tie him up today,Tomorrow,is another story."
"...OKAY!" O.O;
~Later~
Naruto grumbled angrily as he punched the training dummy,before going into a spinning kick.'If Bruce hadn't shown up,I would still be tied to that bed,being 'Raped'...HAPPILY!"Naruto screamed in his mind as he 'accidently' chunked his training sword at Bruce.
"NARUTO!"
"IT'S RANDY!"
"WHATEVER!"
"STILL BATTY AS EVER I SEE!"
"THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU TODAY?"
"I WAS IN HEAVEN,THAT'S WHAT WRONG!I WAS IN THE PROMISED LAND BRUCE!AND YOU STOLE THAT!"
"HOW ABOUT THIS!CRY ME A RIVER,BUILD A BRIDGE...AND GET OVER IT!"
"Is there any reason we're fighting?"
"Not really,Im just going to miss it when you take off."
"And I'm going to miss it when I have to pretend to be your bitchy ass."
"Brat!"
"Old Man!"
"...son..."
"...dad..."
They both smirked at each other...right before they were both knocked over the head by the Batgirls,where Bruce was left,and Naruto was drug off by 12 feminine (6x2=12)hands.
PS:SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHITY SHIT SHIT!
"PJ"YOU HAVE DISGRACED MY HONA!I WILL KILL YOU NOW!
PS:NOOOOOOOO
PJ:here it goes
MUSIC:DO YOU WAFFLES YEAH WE LIKE WAFFLES
PS:WAFFlES,I WANT MY WAFFLEEEEES
PJ:*Eating Waffles*MWHAHAHAHAHAHA
