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July 5th
Alice let us know it was pretty casual, but to not show up in anything faded or worn. So apparently her casual and my casual were two completely different things. Because casual to me was worn and or faded. Rose helped me pick out a beautiful blue dress to wear, while she chose a cute burgundy strapless romper. Leave it up to Rose to pull off a romper. The restaurant we were going to was down by the Thames, and I hoped being closer to the water would help with the heat. It was just so damn hot, Seattle was nothing like this.
By the time we had made it to the restaurant, it was a little past the time we had all agreed to meet. So Alice texted Rose to let her know they were already seated and where we could find them in the restaurant. As we walked up, I was glad I didn't go by my definition of casual, because I would have stuck out like a sore thumb. We walked up to the host and let him know our party was already seated, so he showed us to the back.
We had almost made it to the table before I realized who was waiting for us. I was too absorbed looking around me to realize just whom we were dining with. In fact, if it wasn't for Rose reaching back to grab my hand and practically breaking every finger, I never would have known until I was sitting down. By that point, it would have been far too late for me to get away.
"What the hell Rose?" I asked, as I tried to wrench my hand free from hers. She had me in some super human death grip. She stopped walking so I followed suit wondering if maybe something was wrong and I hadn't realized it.
"Shit, Bella, she never told us," was all she said.
"Who never told us what?" I started looking around the restaurant trying to figure out what she was talking about, but when nothing looked out of place, I was mystified.
"Alice!" she hissed at me. "She never told us who her friends were."
"Rose, what does it matter who her friends are?" Seriously, why were we still standing here? I had skipped lunch today to save room for dinner.
She pulled me forward, our hands still connected. "Just look ahead of us then, and you tell me if you think her friends are normal."
I scanned the crowd ahead of us and my eyes first settled on a blonde guy. Oh it was hot blonde guitar guy. "Hey, Rose, look," I said pointing towards him, "it's the hot guy from the airport. You know the one you wanted to ride."
She jerked my arm, and it felt like it was being pulled out of the socket. "I know," she hissed again. Why was she hissing so much, we were in a noisy restaurant I doubt anyone would hear. "But did you see who was sitting next to him?"
I stood up on my tip toes as I had decided to wear flats tonight, in the interest of being casual. That's when I noticed that the person sitting next to hot blonde guitar guy was Alice. "OH!"
"Ya, oh," she repeated back, her voice sounded slightly panicked.
"So what's the big deal? It's not like you actually tired to ride him, Rose. Besides I'm sure if you keep it quiet he would too." Really can we move now, I thought, my belly wasn't getting any more full.
She turned around and looked at me. "Bella did you even take a look and see who else is sitting with her?"
I peered over her shoulder and scanned the large round table.
"Oh my fuck."
"Oh my fuck is right. What are we supposed to do?"
"Fuck."
"I don't think fucking will help anything right now."
"Shit."
"Shitting won't do a damned either."
"Rose, I can't go over there."
"Well I'm sure as hell not going by myself. So you better man up, grow some balls, take a couple deep calming breaths, and count to ten, because this is happening."
I looked up at her panicked and she started to step away from me. Oh no, she was leaving me alone, and they could see me. Without a thought, I dropped to the ground like my knees gave out and turned to jell-o. It worked, I thought. They can't see me if I can't see them. I'll just stay here, in the middle of the dining room, until everyone was gone. Rose couldn't really expect me to go over there and talk to them. I couldn't, I'd hyperventilate and then I'd scream, I promised myself I wouldn't scream. And then, I'd probably rape him. So I stayed low to the ground and hoped no one came to look for me.
I couldn't believe he was actually here. My brain couldn't comprehend that fact. I was probably less than ten feet away from Edward Cullen, and what did I do? I fell to the floor and collapsed into myself. I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting on the floor, I think the worst part was, I was ready to crawl out of the restaurant and make a run for it.
"Are you alright?" someone asked me. I squeezed my eyes closed mortified, although I'm not sure what I expected to happen. I did fall to the ground in the middle of a crowded restaurant, someone was bound to notice.
"Yes," I said, nodding. "I think someone spilled water."
"Oh right then. Do you need a hand?" I looked at the proffered hand and tried to decide whether or not it was wise.
"Umm, sure." I placed my hand in his and he pulled me up. I brushed off my bottom and straightened my dress out. Oh hell, only I would forget I was wearing a dress and then actively choose to fall to the ground. I probably flashed everyone. I could feel my face as it turned as red as a tomato at the thought that everyone probably got a free show. At least I could console myself with the fact that I had on a cute pair of panties, I hoped. "Thanks for ahh… you know…" Oh, God just strike me down now, please.
"You're welcome?" he said, but it came out as more of a question.
"I should probably go." I just really wanted to end my embarrassment now before it got out of control.
"Are you alright?" The phrase was so simple, but all too familiar. My head snapped up to see who was standing in front of me.
Kill. Me. Now. My stomach felt like it dropped out of my ass. You know that feeling when you're in a car going over a hill really fast your stomach is just fluttering about? That was me.
Edward-fucking-Cullen was standing in front of me. Oh my Lord! I had touched him. He touched me. I probably flashed him my lady business. I squeaked, fucking squeaked! My face was dangerously close to melting off it was so hot.
He looked hot as sin. The man could rock a beanie like no other. He had on a gray short sleeve dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up just a bit so they were tight around his biceps, and god did I want to sink my teeth into them. He also had a black skinny tie on and when I looked down from there I saw a chain hanging from his pants, which were hanging dangerously low on his hips. Did he dress like this specifically to torture me?
"I… uhh… I mean… huh?" Oh, fuck my life. I had literally lost control of my faculties. I swore to myself that I wouldn't turn into one of those stark raving, mad fan girls if I ever ran into Edward Cullen. I should have known better.
"Do you need to sit down? Did you hurt yourself? Should I call the manager? Can you walk?" He kept throwing questions at me rapid fire. I couldn't help it, I laughed. Out loud and hard. He sounded just like me when I started to panic about something. I briefly wondered if giving him a titty twister would do the same thing for him that it had for me when Rose did it yesterday. I winced mentally at the reminder and almost reached up to grab the twins in support, then stopped half way up remembering I was standing in front of Edward-fucking-Cullen. But it also reminded me that Rose had abandoned me.
It was her fault I was on the damn floor. I looked around Edward-fucking-Cullen; I really needed to start leaving the fucking out, unless he's fucking me. Oh bad Bella. Rose was sitting next to Alice and I looked to her other side and sucked in a quick breath. Oh sweet baby jebus, Emmett McCarty was sitting on the other side of her. How had I missed the fact he was here as well?
Oh right, Edward Cullen.
"I'm fine," I said looking back at him and doing my hardest to control my breathing. He looked dubious so I threw in a, "I promise," and the eye brow dropped back down.
"Do you want to sit down?" He asked as he put his hand on my lower back and subtly started to lead me over to the table. I sucked in a quick breath when his hand touched me. My brain was stuck on a mental chant of, 'He's touching me, he's touching me, oh my FUCKING God he's touching me!'
With every step closer to the table, it became glaringly obvious that I was going to have to sit in between Edward and Emmett. I tried to maneuver so I could sit on the outside with Edward next to Emmett but when it came time to finally sit and he said ladies first there was no way I was getting out of it. I cursed him and his gentlemanly ways.
I scooted down until I was next to Emmett and tried my best to smile at him, but I'm pretty sure it looked nothing like a smile because he gave me a funny look back. I looked over at Rose and glared at her and she blushed. My eyes widened in surprise, Rose never blushed. Well really, I didn't know her enough to know she never blushed, but her filter was non-existent. People who don't have a filter, don't blush. Then, I looked over at Alice and I narrowed my eyes at her, and all she did was twiddle her fingers at me. Which brought me to her boy friend, hot blond guitar guy. Well if this wasn't interesting, I don't know what was. Alice's boyfriend had taken Rose's phone number. I wonder what Alice would think about that? I noticed that the longer I looked at him the more he started to squirm in his spot. Oh, this could be fun.
"So," Emmett began and clapped his hands together. I visibly jumped in my seat at the loud noise, he started laughing when he noticed. "I do believe introductions are in order."
I swear could this get any more awkward? I'm sitting between two men who need no introduction, well unless I can introduce Edward Cullen to Honey. I'm sure they'd be great friends, life long, and she'd be incredibly good to him.
What is wrong with me? I'm sitting next to a man I've lusted after for a good, solid year and all I can think about is introducing him to my oonie. I need to get my head in the game.
I heard a throat clear and looked around me. Apparently, while I was thinking about formally introducing Edward to Honey, everyone else had made introductions. I felt my face ignite and pretty sure I was going up in flames it was so red.
"I'm Bella," I said, giving an awkward little wave. What the hell else do they expect me to say? I feel like the new kid in class who has to stand in front of everyone and give your name and one thing you like about your new school. I hate being the fucking new kid.
When everyone was still looking at me expectantly, I got worried. Had I mumbled or was I speaking in some foreign language no one knew?
"I'm, umm, from Seattle?" Why, oh why, did I just phrase that as a question? I knew where I was from.
I could still feel everyone looking at me and was starting to wonder what the hell was going on. I looked over at Alice and her eyes kept shifting from me to Edward and I was starting to get kind of worried. Maybe, he didn't want to sit next to me?
I took a quick look over at him and felt my heart jump up in my chest. He was staring at me like the sun was shining out of my ass. I looked behind me really quick, just to make sure I wasn't imaging things. When all I saw was Emmett and the wall I think I might have gasped, he was actually looking at me that way.
I looked back over to Edward and this time our eyes caught, and held. I had always thought he had amazing eyes, but seeing them, just inches from me, was extraordinary. They really weren't green, or hazel, or blue. It was like they shifted and changed all on their own. In the moments that we had been looking at each other, I watched them change from all three. I gasped softly when they turned green, it wasn't like anything I had ever seen before. Then they darkened, and I do believe I just felt my panties dampen.
Sweet Lord, the man knew how to eye fuck. After this, he was going to owe me child support because I'm pretty sure he just knocked me up.
The table jumped causing him to wince and our connection was lost. I looked over at Alice and she was making weird faces at him, like she was trying to talk to him by only moving the muscles in her forehead and cheeks. I had missed something. Looking around the table, I was apparently the only person who had. Everyone else seemed to know exactly what was going on.
I grabbed the glass of water in front of me and took a drink. I heard a groan coming from next to me and looked back over at Edward. His eyes were closed, and he looked a bit post-orgasmic. It was probably the hottest thing I had ever seen in my entire life. I wished, suddenly, that everyone else was gone and it was just him and I. Perhaps, though, it was best we weren't alone because I was pretty sure I'd be arrested for the things I was thinking of doing to him right now.
"So," I heard Alice's perky voice, I jumped once again. "We should probably eat, right?"
With that, our food was brought over. We had the chef's table, so it was a bit more removed from everything else. I'm guessing this was done more for the benefit of the people we were dining with than a desire to actually eat at the chef's table. I found out, while waiting for menus, that the entire meal had already been planned out. Every time a new dish was brought to us, by the chef no less, it was explained why it was chosen and there was wine to accompany it. I was too busy trying to control my breathing to hear what exactly was being said, some time before the food had been brought out, Edward had put his arm around me. Well okay, it wasn't really around me but it was over the back of the booth behind me, close enough.
The first dish was an appetizer of sorts, a variety of tapas. They were all fancy and each one looked like a miniature work of art. I was incredibly impressed with the skill involved. There was a white wine to accompany. The first one I tried was delicious, and I couldn't help the little of moan of pleasure that came out. It was like a flavor explosion on my tongue.
My moan didn't go unnoticed, as Edward stopped with his hand half up to his mouth, ready to take his first bite. His eyes looked heavily lidded and he was looking directly at my lips, while I finished chewing. I wanted to feel self-conscious that he was watching me eat but I couldn't. I watched, entranced, as he slowly pushed the bite sized food between his lips. Those same lips wrapped around his thumb and forefinger as he sucked on them slowly, making sure to get every last crumb. Seeing his fingers combined with his lips while looking into his eyes were destroying me, in only the best way possible. And as if I wasn't already about to die he licked his bottom lip slowly.
I moaned this time; I know I did. Even if I had wanted to stop it from coming out, I couldn't. His eyes darkened slightly at my moan, and I knew he heard me. I only hoped no one around us had heard as well. I broke eye contact with him and quickly looked around the table, satisfied when everyone else seemed to be engrossed in their own conversations.
It was my turn now, so I reached forward and grabbed a second bite of food and brought it towards my lips slowly. I let my eye lids droop closed a little, and I made sure to look up at him from under my lashes as I slowly ate. I made a ridiculous show out of eating it slowly and then sucking first my finger then my thumb into my mouth, finishing with an audible pop.
He swallowed thickly, and I watched his Adam's apple bob up and down with the action. This time he continued the foreplay, which is really all you could really call it now, as he reached forward and took his second bite of the evening. This time instead of eating it himself, he held it up to my lips. I licked my bottom lip slowly trying to contain my want, no my need, to mount him. His fingers were going to be in licking, sucking, and biting distance of my mouth, and I planned on taking full advantage of that fact. Apparently, the couple glasses of wine I had practically guzzled down had worked their magic on me, because in any other circumstance I wouldn't do what I was about to do.
I grabbed his hand to hold it steady while I leaned forward and wrapped my lips around his fingers, pulling back slowly and taking the delicious food with me. I closed my eyes and moaned softly in pleasure at the taste. When I opened my eyes and looked up at him, his hand was still where I had left it and his eyes were closed. I saw that there was still a bit of food on his thumb, so I kept my eyes on his closed ones while I leaned forward and sucked the pad of his thumb into my mouth. His eyes flew open and he looked down at me, desire shinning from their depths. I drew back slowly again, this time letting my teeth drag softly over his thumb.
He moaned and sat back against the booth. I watched as he brought his thumb up to his mouth and ran it along his bottom lip, before sucking it into his mouth. My body gave an involuntary lunge forward but I managed to stop before I made a complete and utter fool out of myself.
The rest of the meal continued in the same fashion, however, luckily or unluckily there was no more finger food for us to share. We teased each other with our wine glasses, he ate his main course insanely slow making sure to wrap his lips around the fork before pulling it out slowly. I'm pretty sure I fellated a spoon in front of him, when for dessert they brought out a chocolate fondant.
I was barely aware of the fact that dinner had ended and that our friends were getting ready to leave. I don't think I had noticed a bill, not that I had seen much since our mutual tease and odd mating dance that had started with tapas. He slid out of the booth first and held his hand out to help me out after him. When he made no move to let go of my hand, I made sure not to remind him of the fact that he was still holding it.
We trailed behind everyone. Alice and Jasper were in front of everyone and she was bouncing around while he held her hand and she spun like a ballerina. Rose and Emmett were directly in front of us and I couldn't help but notice that he had his arm securely around her waist. Rose could bet her balls that I'd be getting all the details about that later.
I was so completely wound up in the world Edward and I had created at dinner that I was a bit shocked when I finally looked around the restaurant and people were staring, some were pointing and others were pulling out cameras. Edward suddenly picked up the pace and I had to move double time to even keep up with his long legs. When we got to the front of the restaurant everyone else was standing there as well. Jasper, Emmett, and Edward all huddled together and spoke quietly while I looked to Rose and Alice for an explanation. Alice just shook her head and tipped it towards the front window. I looked around her and took a step back from what I saw.
There was a crowd of people standing out there. Lights flashed constantly. Suddenly the people in the restaurant made sense. Somehow during dinner I had completely forgotten I was with Edward Cullen. Some time during the meal he had just become Edward the Fuck-hot. I bet all it took was one overly eager waiter or bus boy or dishwasher, to alert one friend who told another, and so on and so forth. Now thanks to some kid who couldn't keep his mouth closed, I was stuck in a restaurant for who knows how long.
"Bella." I heard my name and spun around to find Edward standing in front of me with his hand held out. I realized this was the first time he had said my name and it sounded sinful as it rolled off his tongue. I took his hand and he pulled me close to him. "I'm terribly sorry to have to do this, but we need to get out of here." He looked into my eyes as he started to explain what was going to happen. Frankly, he could have told me I had days to live and I would have happily listened. "We've decided it'd just be best if we went out the front, rather than try and sneak out the back. Besides, as soon as we disappeared, they'd know exactly where we were headed and all make a mad dash that way. So, what I need you to do is just keep your head down and stay close. I'll make sure you stay safe."
As soon as we stepped outside the shouting began and I wanted to reach up and cover my ears, but remembered Edward told me to stay close. Instead, I pressed up against him and buried my head into his side while he maneuvered us out of everything. When we had finally managed to break free, he tried to hail a cab for us but when none would stop we took off at a brisk walk. I was suddenly very grateful I had decided to go with flats and not the pair of heels Rose decided would look best with this dress.
"Edward?" I questioned as we kept moving gradually picking up pace. "Where are Rose and Alice, and Emmett and Jasper?"
"We all went separate directions in the hopes that they wouldn't know what way to go and just give up," he said, as he kept moving.
I could hear screaming and giggling getting louder and before I knew it we were in a full out jog down the dark London streets. I prayed he knew where he was, because I would be of absolutely no hope, even if I hadn't left my guide book at home. We came to a piece of sidewalk that was washed in black because the street lamp was out, and he quickly pulled me into the alley and pressed me up against the wall. My back was uncomfortably pressed into the stone behind me, but with his body in front of mine, I barely noticed.
We listened as the giggling and screaming grew louder, and I squinted my eyes close praying we wouldn't be found by the rabid girls who were following us. Then their noises grew gradually dimmer and I knew we were in the clear.
I opened my eyes and looked around letting them adjust to the darkness that surrounded us. From what I could tell it was a decently clean alley, so that was something, I guess. My eyes flickered up to Edward and even in the dark, I could see the carnal need that shined from his eyes. I licked my lips and his eyes darted down to them for a fraction of a second before he looked deeply into my eyes again. His head tilted down slowly and he paused for what felt like a lifetime before whispering softly against my lips.
"I've wanted you since the moment I first touched you all those days ago." With that, his lips pressed firmly against mine, and my world exploded.
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