Me: Woo hoo fifth chapter, you know what that means?

Roxas: What?

Me: Presents!

Everyone: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Me: Now your presents are.......Cookies and Brownies!!!!!!!!

Everyone: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Ok now it's time to Piss off Goofy for some reason


1. Steal his sheild and write on it saying "PUSSY"

2. Die his clothes black

3. When Goofy is fighting Ansem with Sora and Donald cry out "Oi pussy over here" and watch him get a big sword smacked over his head

4. Pull Goofy's teeth out

5. Go to his room and paint it pink

6. Watch him faint

7. Kick him in the balls

8. Push Goofy onto Donald and say "Oh my not more Yoai"

9. While Goofy is sleeping grab him and put him in Daisy's room with Daisy sleeping

10. When they wake up watch them scream

11. When Donald comes and see's Goofy watch him kick his A**

12. Whenever Goofy says "Gwarsh" say "Goofy stop saying that were all sick of it"

13. Watch him cry while holding a video camera

14. Blackmail him for crying

15. Give the video camera to the villians

16. Watch them laugh at Goofy

17. Watch Goofy cry some more

18. Comfort Goofy and say "Don't cry Goofy it's not your fault for being a pussy"

19. Watch him try to kill himself while Sora and Donlad are trying to stop him

20. Sell him on Ebay

21. Grab his sheild and say "WTF!!!!You call this a weapon, I call it a piece of Sh**"

22. Watch him cry until all of Hollow Bastion is flooded

23. Last by not least grab Goofy and throw him into a pool full of heartless


Me: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Xigbar: Woah your obsessed with Riku being raped and Goofy crying......but why?

Me: It's a fangirl thing you'll never understand

Roxas: We've been around fangirls all the time so I think well understand

Axel: Yeah what goes through your sick little fangirl mind?

Me: Shut up and eat your cookie *Shoves a cookie into all of their mouths* Anyway I hope you enjoyed this chapter and please REVIEW!!!!! And maybe I'll tell you what goes through my sick little mind BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!