Jasper-

I'm the favorite.

Mom and dad hate you.

You're kind of creepy.

Its time to cut your hair.

Who knows what's hiding in there.

Ewww bad mental picture.

That's kind of gross.

WHY DO YOU KEEP THAT IN YOUR HAIR???

Love,

Emmett

P.S. - can you like stop staring at me?

It's freaking me out man.