Me: Welcome back everyone!

Roxas: It sure has been a while

Xigbar: Geez how long has it been *Starts to count*

Axel: .......a few months I guess

Me: Time to piss off Maleficent

Roxas: Why?

Me: Because she's an old B****, she has horns on her head, she has green skin, she flirted with Riku *Shivers*, she creeps me out, shes a drama queen and she is a B**** also she called Xigbar fat

Xigbar: SHE DID WHAT!!!

Axel: Calm down Xigbar its alright

Xigbar: I'M GOING TO KILL HER!!! ONCE I GET HOLD OF HER I'M GONNA......

Me: Lets get on with pissing off Maleficent

Roxas: Oh boy


1. First off rip off her horns while shes asleep

2. Put mouse poison in her tea

3. Die her clothes PINK!!!

4. Tell her Hades did it

5. Watch her kick his A**

6. Laugh and say "Your neck is shaped like a vagina"

7. Tell her Ursula dared you to say that

8. Watch her kick her A**

9. Get the Heartless to attack her

10. Push Maleficent onto Riku and scream "CHILD RAPE, CHILD RAPE, CHILD RAPE!!!" over and over again

11. Follow number 10 and this time go to all of the worlds and scream "CHILD RAPE, CHILD RAPE, CHILD RAPE!!!"

12. When Maleficent is alone start to sing "Maleficent is a B**** she is just a witch, I really hate her why did Ansem date her?"

13. Run as fast as you can from her, if that doesn't work dress Riku up as you and let her chase after him

14. Dress up as Ansem (make sure you have the voice too) and kneel infront of her and say "Maleficent will you be my bride?"

15. If she says yes run and get the real Ansem and watch her kiss him to death

16. If no run as fast as you can grab the real Ansem and watch her burn him to death in her dragon form

17. When Maleficent is around Pete sing "Maleficent and Pete sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G"

18. RUN!!!!!

19. Kick her into a pool full of Nobodies and Heartless

20. Watch her die!!!


Xigbar: AND I"LL KICK HER ASS. AND. I. WILL. BE. HAPPY!!!!!!

Me: Well.... that was.... a very nice chapter

Axel: Nice! You call that nice! I had to listen to Xigbar rant about choking Maelficent with his own intestines

Roxas: So many threats.....I could feel...... my ears bleeding *Starts to shiver*

Me: Ok........Ummm while I try to calm down Roxas and put Xigbar in a Mental Home please REVIEW!!!

Xigbar: DO IT OR I'LL........

Axel: Blocked for too much violence and ear bleeding hope you liked this chapter