Me: Hi everyone!!

Axel: Where's Xigbar?

Me: He went to a mental hospital so our replacement is.........Zexion!

Zexion: Hi

Roxas: Umm hi

Axel: You got Emo boy!!!

Zexion: I'm not Emo! *Starts to cry*

Me: Great just great I have to calm him down! Thanks alot Axel

Axel: Any Time

Me: *Gives him evil glare* Anyway here is how to Piss off Ansem!!


1. Call him gay

2. When your alone with him say "Ansem, Ansem let down your hair" Then pull on it a hard as you can

3. Listen to him scream

4. When Ansem is having a shower take pictures (If your strong enough not to throw up) and show them to everyone!!!

5. Watch him die on the inside while people are laughing at him or throwing up

6. When Sora is Fighting Ansem in his final form (The last battle Sora fight's with him) shout "Put a shirt on you'll blind someone"

7. When Ansem is just about to take over Riku's body (I mean raping him) grab Riku and say "DON'T!!! HE'S GOT RABIES!!!!"

8. Run as fast as you can

9. Push Ansem onto Xemnas and scream "AHHHH!!!! ANSEM AND MANSEX!!! THIS IS ALL TOO MUCH FOR ME!!!" Then faint (Make sure they don't drag you to a bedroom)

10. Dress up as Riku and tell Ansem that you will be his slave and that you love him

11. Once Ansem screams in joy run and grab the real Riku

12. Once Ansem says "Come here RiRi" Watch Riku kick his A**

13. Force Maleficent to ask Ansem on a date

14. Watch Ansem rip off her face

15. In the Chain of Memories when Ansem was just about to rape Riku in some dark place scream "Oi Ansem your shoe lace is untied" When he looks down grab Demyx's Guitar and smash it over his head

16. Die his hair pink and tell Marluxia that Ansem is his role model

17. Watch Ansem scream while Marluxia is trying to rape him (Now he knows how it feels)

18. Push Ansem into a room full of Riku lovers

19. Watch them kick his A**

20. Kick him where the sun don't shine

21. Tell Darkside (Heartless) that Ansem said that he was ugly, fat and wasn't good in BED!!!! xD

22. Watch Ansem get his head ripped off by Darkside


Me: LOLOL!!!

Zexion: DIE AXEL DIE!!!!

Axel: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Roxas: Ummm Stumblealot we need help

Me: Oh for the love of god break it up you to!!!!

Zexion: Axel must DIE!!!!

Axel: HELP ME!!!!

Me: Uh oh

Roxas: Oh god. I never knew someone's back could bend that far. I think he's done no he's just putting Sora's keyblade up his A**. Oh no please don't put Axel in the oven, nope he did

Me: Ok while I try to calm down Zexion and get Axel out of the oven

Axel: I'm melting!!!

Me: Hope you enjoyed this story and please review *Runs to save Axel* I'm coming!!!!