Carlisle- drmcsparkly1640:
Esme- motherunit1921:
Edward- pianoman1918:
Bella- littlelamb2006:
Jasper- puffyhairdude1886:
Alice- pixiepants1920:
Rosalie- sexybetch1933:
Emmett- favoritechild1935:
Carlisle/Emmett
drmcsparkly1640 signed on
favoritechild1935: hi daddy
drmcsparkly1640: hello Emmett
favoritechild1935: Wassssssssuuuuuuuuup father
drmcsparkly1640: Why did you write me and your mother a letter this morning?
favoritechild1935: …because
drmcsparkly1640: Because why?
favoritechild1935: I felt like it GOSH who died and made you king?
drmcsparkly1640: Your parents
favoritechild1935: THAT'S NOT FUNNY
drmcsparkly1640: I thought it was quite humorous
favoritechild1935: So I'm the favorite child
drmcsparkly1640: No quite frankly you irritate me
favoritechild1935: Irritate is another word for love
drmcsparkly1640: …whatever helps you sleep at night Emmett
favoritechild1935: But I don't sleep
drmcsparkly1640: …goodbye Emmett
favoritechild1935: BYE DADA! I heart you!
drmcsparkly1640: …k
drmcsparkly1640 signed off
Esme/Emmett
motherunit1921 signed on
motherunit1921: Emmett…I love all of my children…stop telling them I don't
favoritechild1935: But you love me most right?
motherunit1921: I love you all equally
favoritechild1935: So you hate me?
motherunit1921: No I don't hate you
favoritechild1935: Why do you hate me so much?
motherunit1921: I don't hate you Emmett
favoritechild1935: WHY IS THERE SO MUCH HATRED TOWARDS ME?
motherunit1921: Good Lord Emmett I don't hate you!
favoritechild1935: WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU HUH?
motherunit1921: Goodbye Emmett
favoritechild1935: Bye mommy I love you
motherunit1921: I love you too
favoritechild1935: Liar
motherunit1921 signed off
Edward/Emmett
pianoman1918 signed on
pianoman1918: What the hell?
favoritechild1935:Hmmmm?
pianoman1918: I'm not emo
favoritechild1935: Yes you are
pianoman1918: Nor am I depressed
favoritechild1935: Yes you are
pianoman1918: How the hell would you know?
favoritechild1935: I'm psychic
pianoman1918: No that's Alice
favoritechild1935: ALICE AND I ARE POWER TWINS AND WE'RE JUST COOL LIKE THAT
pianoman1918: You dumb bitch
favoritechild1935: What does that mean?
pianoman1918: My point exactly
pianoman1918 signed off
favoritechild1935: WAIT! What point?
Bella/Emmett
littlelamb2006 signed on
littlelamb2006: I'm confused by your letter
favoritechild1935: Shhh quite yourself human
littlelamb2006: No I'm really confused
favoritechild1935: That's because you're a human…you're all stupid
littlelamb2006: You know you were a human once
favoritechild1935: Yeah but now I SUCK THEIR BLOOD MWAHAHAHAHAHAA
littlelamb2006: No you don't
favoritechild1935: DON'T BURST MY BUBBLE
littlelamb2006: …pop
favoritechild1935: Fine…be that way
favoritechild1935 signed off
littlelamb2006: Yeah…I'M the stupid one…
Jasper/Emmett
favoritechild1935 signed on
puffyhairdude1886 signed on
puffyhairdude1886: Mom and dad do not hate me
favoritechild1935: Yes they do…with a fiery passion of hatred
puffyhairdude1886: Go to hell
favoritechild1935: Make me
puffyhairdude1886: You really wanna go there?
favoritechild1935: …no…
puffyhairdude1886: And my hair is none of your concern
favoritechild1935: I have to look at it don't I? I'm gonna buy you a frickin weed wacker for that thing
puffyhairdude1886: It's not that bad
favoritechild1935: Right…it's horrible
puffyhairdude1886: Do something about it then
favoritechild1935: I WILL
puffyhairdude1886: Really Emmett? Will you?
favoritechild1935: …no…
puffyhairdude1886: Stupid
favoritechild1935: Why does everybody keep calling me stupid?
puffyhairdude1886: Pet name
favoritechild1935: Oh…I like it
puffyhairdude1886: You would
favoritechild1935: Would i?
puffyhairdude1886: What?
favoritechild1935: Muffins
puffyhairdude1886: You are so stupid sometimes I just want to crawl up in a ball and cry
favoritechild1935: Cool beans
puffyhairdude1886: …
favoritechild1935:
puffyhairdude1886: I'm gonna hurt you
favoritechild1935: Really?
puffyhairdude1886: Yup
favoritechild1935: BRING IT
puffyhairdude1886: Suck it
favoritechild1935: Suck what?
puffyhairdude1886: Think about it…
puffyhairdude1886 signed off
Alice/Emmett
pixiepants1920 signed on
pixiepants1920: Thanks for the letter!
favoritechild1935: You are welcome!
pixiepants1920: It was quite the adventure going through your room!
favoritechild1935: I know! Isn't it fun?
pixiepants1920: For me, yes…for Jasper…not so much
favoritechild1935: What happened?
pixiepants1920: I just used his hair to block all of the pointy arrows!
favoritechild1935: Isn't it such a nice shield?
pixiepants1920: Very much so!
favoritechild1935: Everyone keeps calling me stupid today…all I did was write everyone a letter telling them I was the favorite child!
pixiepants1920: Your just keep telling yourself that
favoritechild1935: Everyone keeps telling me that too! Mom hates me too!
pixiepants1920: Really? I didn't know Mom had that ability…
favoritechild1935: YEAH! She's evil I tell you…EVIL!
pixiepants1920: Are we talking about the same mom?
favoritechild1935: I certainly hope so…5'6…caramel curls…soft curves…married to the man we call dad?
pixiepants1920: Yeah same one!
favoritechild1935: Sweet beans!
pixiepants1920: …k
favoritechild1935: Dad said that this morning!
pixiepants1920: …k
favoritechild1935: TWINZIES!
pixiepants1920:…no…goodbye Emmett
favoritechild1935: Bye sistahhh
pixiepants1920: Just no
pixiepants1920 signed off
Rosalie/Emmett
sexybetch1933 signed on
favoritechild1935: Hi!
sexybetch1933 signed off
favoritechild1935: Where did you go?
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favoritechild1935: WHAAAAAAT?
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favoritechild1935: COME ON!
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favoritechild1935: Shit…
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favoritechild1935 signed off
