Roxas: Stumblealot can't do this story so we've hired a replacement. Come on out *Xemnas walks in*

Axel: WTF!!! Our replacement is MANSEX!!!!

Xemnas: Call me that agian and I'll chop off your balls understand? *Axel's nod's*

Xigbar: Why did Stumblealot hire Xemnas???

Roxas: I have know idea...

Axel: Ok so who are we pissing off today?

Xemnas: Namine....the good thing about this job is I don't have to make up any of this crap

Xigbar: This isn't just any old crap this is GOOD CRAP!!!

Everyone:........................

Xemnas: Anyway... like Stumblealot says time to Piss off Namine......god I'm starting to hate this job already


1. Tare apart Namine's drawing book and get her a new one

2. Put Yaoi into the book

3. Watch her eyes light on fire

4. Dare Repliku to look under Namine's dress

5. Watch Namine beat the Sh** out of him with crayons

6. Die Namine's hair purple and die her dress black

7. When she screams tell her "Black and purple are the new yellow and white"

8. RUN!!!

9. When Namine is talking to Roxas about his past say "Kiss each other, you know you want to" Then run for your life

10. In Chain of Memories push Namine onto Marluxia and say "NAMINE!!! How could you do that to Sora......after what he's done for you" Then run and tell Sora

11. Watch Sora cry while Namine is trying to calm down Sora

12. Shave her head

13. Watch her get her cry

14. When Namine says somthing to Roxas about being a witch say "Bitch.....what Namine meant to say is Bitch"

15. Draw on Namine's face

16. Force Repliku to kiss her

17. Watch her put in horrible Yaoi into Repliku's memories

18. Replace Namine's Drawing book with pictures of Roxas naked!

19. Watch her try to look away

20. Accidently sign Namine up to a Struggle match with Xemnas, Sephiroth and Ansem *Xemnas: Stumblealot thanks for Yunie Talin for this but Stumblealot changed it a bit*

21. Watch her DIE!!!


Xemnas: Well thats it we can all go home *I walk in*

Me: Hey guys whats up? *Turns to see Xemnas* AHHHH MANSEX WHO HIRED HIM?

*Everyone points to me*

Me: I hired Luxord not Xemnas *Xemnas runs away with my draw filled with underwear*

Xemnas: FINALLY YOUR UNDERWEAR IS MINE!!!

Everyone: WTF!!!

Roxas: We have to stop him...

Me: Don't worry that's not my underwear

Axel: Then who's is it *Me starts to laugh*

Me: Marluxia *Here Xemnas get bashed by Marluxia while everyone laughs*

Xigbar: Nice to have you back Stumblealot

Me: Thanks Xigbar I'm glad to be back now that Vexen has cured my ear bleeding problem

Axel: What now?

Roxas: We end the chapter just like always

Me: Well hope you enjoyed this chapter and please review.....sorry if it wasn't that funny and a bit off I was really tired when I did this, well see ya next time