Me: OMFG!!!!
Roxas: What is it!
Me: It's been four weeks without the internet and now it's back on!!!
Axel: Hey why did the internet stop working?
Me: ...............................I have no idea *looks at Xigbar*
Xigbar: I didn't do it! How dare you acuse me of breaking it, I didn't do it! STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!!
Everyone: ................
Roxas: It was you wasn't it?
Xigbar: I'm so ashamed
Me: How???
Xigbar: You know how you told me not to run with my guns fully loaded?
Me: Yeah......
Xigbar: Well I shot the internet box and um....I didn't know what to do with it, so I gave it to your dogs
Me: WHAT!!!
Xigbar: I didn't mean to I swear
Me: YOUR GOING TO DIE!!!!
Xigbar: EEP!
Axel: Umm......lets piss of Repliku shall we...
1. Die Repliku's hair pink
2. Tell Marluxia that he is Repliku's "Role Model" that's why he died his hair
3. Watch Marluxia hug Repliku while throwing flowers in the air
4. Lock Repliku in a closet.... a small closet
5. Tell Ansem "Riku" is in the closet waiting for you
6. Watch Repliku scream and bang on the door while Ansem is raping him..... or playing strip poker....
7. Tell Repliku that he's Vexen's little girl
8. Run for your life!
9. When Repliku does his creepy laugh say "There is a difference from you and Riku..... you have a creepy laugh" Then LOL!
10. Poke Repliku..... with his sword
11. Follow Repliku saying "Fake!" non stop
12. Push Repliku on Vexen and say "RAPE!!!"
13. Kick him in the nuts
14. RUN!!
15. When Repliku is in his "Dark Form" (Me: I call it the Dark dress of DOOM!! LOL) grab a little Ukalale (Me: It's a small giutar.....I think that's how you spell Ukalale...oh well) and sing "Alo ha oi, alo ha oi come on Repliku join in. You got the outfit" make sure you keep on singing "Alo ha oi" over and over again.
16. Watch Repliku die in embarrassment
17. When Repliku loses his memory go up to him and tell him everything. Then say "So really your a FAKE!!! and your not friends with Sora and you wont get Namine"
18. Watch him cry like a baby
19. Give him some alcohol to make him feel better
20. Watch him go crazy
21. Watch him wake up and realise that Ansem is sleeping beside him
22. Laugh while he screams
Me: XIGBAR!!!
Xigbar: I'm sorry....I didn't know your dogs don't eat boxes.... and sorry of killing them
Me: WHAT!!!
Xigbar: Well you see.... they kind of died sometime today... so.... I barried them under your bed
Me: WHAT!!! MY POOR, POOR DOGS *I start to cry* MY POOR SWEET DOGS..... THEY WERE SO YOUNG!!
Roxas: It's ok, it's ok.... everything is going to be alright
Axel: Umm Xigbar... you better run
Me: *Gets Saix's Claymore* YOU. KILLED. MY. DOGS!!!!
Xigbar: EEEEEEEPPPPPPP!!!!
Me: DIEEE *Fire starts coming out of my mouth*
Axel: Um.... let's have a moment of silence for Stumblealot's dog's Itchy and Scratchy
Everyone: .......................
Roxas: Ok hope you enjoyed this chapter, and remember...
Axel: REVIEW!!!
Me: DIEEEE!!!!
Xigbar: HELP MEEEEE!!!!
