Me: Hello everybody!! Sorry we have been so lazy

Roxas: Who you calling lazy?

Me: Axel and Xigbar

Axel and Xigbar: Why am I lazy?

Me: Because while me and Roxas were doing the story you were sleeping on the couch for three days with pizza all over you

Xigbar: Good times, good times

Me: Fluffy!

Roxas: Who?

Me: Fluffy my pet heartless

Axel: You have a pet heartless?

Me: Yup *We see Xigbar running around with Fluffy scrating his eyes...I mean eye out*

Xigbar: GET THIS MOTHER F***ER OFF OF ME!!!

Me: Um uh.... Time to piss off some Heartless


1. Poke it with a stick

2. Hug it to death

3. Role it up into a little ball and play basketball

4. Tease the heartless by running around with a heart shaped cookie with it's name on it

5. Watch the heartless run after you

6. Kick it

7. Give one to Riku as a present

8. Watch him kill it

9. Tie a heart shaped cookie to a fishing rod and jump on one of those flying heartless (Whatever its name is) and put the cookie infront of it

10. Have a nice relaxing flight

11. Finally once the heartless gets tired give it the cookie (with a bomb in it)

12. Watch it explode

13. Chop off one or two of his antennas

14. Watch it cry *Xigbar: It's still on my F***ing face!!*

15. Poke one of its eyes out

16. Tell Sora that one of the Heartless raped Kairi

17. Watch Sora kill all of the heartless

18. Laugh at it and say "Your so SMALL"

19. Watch it grow taller and taller and BIGGER

20. Run for you life unless you have a keyblade kill it

21. Tease a heartless with a heart shaped cookie

22. Watch it cry (Well fake cry)

23. Give up and give it the cookie (Did I meantion it had poison in it?)

24. Watch it die


Me: Well that was one of the most boring chapter ever

Xigbar: Um hello ITS STILL ON MY FACE!!

Me: Oh right forgot about you. Oh Fluffy I have a cookie for you! *Fluffy gets off of Xigbars face runs over and eats the cookie*

Roxas: Please say there wasn't a bomb in there

Axel: Cause that would be AWESOME!!

Me: Of course not Fluffies my pet *Starts to give Fluffy a tummy rub* Who's a good heartless? You are!

Xigbar: I'm gonna kill that heartless!

Axel: HOLY S*** MAN WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE!!!

Roxas: Um Axel his eye was always like that, you know with the eye patch on it

Axel: Oh yeah... well Xigbar it sucks to be you

Xigbar: *Starts to put names on his killing list* Yeah, yeah

Me: *Hugs Fluffy* Well hope you enjoyed this chapter!! See ya next time!!

Roxas: I've gotta bad feeling about next chapter