Me: Hi everyone! I've got some bad news

Axel: OMG your a man!

Me: No Axel I'm not a man

Roxas: Then what is it?

Me: This is my final chapter on How to Piss off Every Character in KH

Everyone: OH NO!!!

Xigbar: But....but why?

Me: Because I've ran out of ideas

Roxas: Wait there's still Cloud, Leaon, Sid, Yuffie, Aerith, Sephiroth, Tidus, Selphine and Wakka

Me: But they are Final Fantasy characters not KH

Axel: Still counts

Me: No it doesn't any way don't worry I'll be doing another story

Xigbar: What kind of story?

Me: Well it's going to be like Ask the BBS Gang or something, 12 question per chapter

Axel: Thats great but what about us?

Me: You can come but you have to be Lea

Axel: Damit

Roxas: What about us?

Me: Errr... I'll get back to you on that one but now its time to Piss off Pete


1. Put Mickey Mouse ears on him

2. Beat him up with Maleficents staff

3. Break Maleficents staff and give to Pete

4. Watch Maleficent burn Pete in her dragon form

5. Throw him off a cliff

6. Die his skin pink!

7. RUN!

8. Make him play horse rides with you

9. Watch him break his back

10. Go to Timeless River and sink Pete's boat

11. Watch him go mad

12. Replace his clothes with Minnies dresses

13. Laugh as he try's on the dress and goes "WTF"

14. Push Pete onto Maleficent

15. Quickly scream "THAT'S DISGUSTING"

16. Take a picture and give it to everyone and I mean EVERYONE!!!

17. Pull on his ears

18. In the World That Never Was find Pete

19. When you find him wait till he's in battle and give him a big, sugar coated, iced, hearts-shaped cookie

20. Watch him say "Thanks" then watch all of the Heartless suddfenly attacking him

21. For an excuse say "Xigbar told me to" *Xigbar: Hey!*

22. Kick him where the sun don't shine

23. Put your hand behind your back and say to Pete "Sorry for the jokes I didn't mean to hurt you, here this is for you" Then punch him in the face and run for your life


Me: LOLOLOL

Roxas: What about US!

Me: Oh yeah Xigbar you can join but you have to be Braig

Xigbar: Yay I get my eye back! I do get my eye back right?

Me: Yeah

Xigbar: Happy days are here again!

Roxas: What about me?

Me: Sorry Roxas you can't come this is ten years in the past and your not in it

Roxas: Yes I am see look *Hands me a piece of paper*

Me: Roxas thats Ventus who looks like you I'm sorry but you can watch from the side lines

Roxas: *Mumbles something*

Me: What was that?

Roxas: Nothing

Axel: What now?

Me: Well we say goodbye to our fans then end the story

Axel: I'll miss this place

Me: Well thank you for reading How to Piss off Every Character in KH hope you enjoyed all of the chapters and I can't wait for you to read my new story "Ask the Birth By Sleep Gang" Say goodbye everyone

Axel: Bye

Xigbar: Bye, bye

Roxas: See ya

Me: Goodbye everyone say goodbye Fluffy

*Fluffy waves goodbye*

Me: see ya soon