Me: Hi everyone!
Roxas: Hey I thought you were going to end this story?
Me: Well I changed my mind
Xigbar: Why?
Axel: Let me guess you couldn't leave us alone because you feel so guilty leaving us and so you've come up with another story just so you could be with us
Me: No.... because Scout - 116 gave me some good ideas thanks Scout - 116
Axel: Oh.... ok....
Me: And I also couldn't leave you guys
Evryone: YAY!!
Me: Ok today we are pissing off Ventus form Birth by Sleep
Roxas: Err who?
Xigbar: The guy who looks like you
Roxas: Oh that guy
Me: Well I don't know much about BBS but it's time to Piss Ventus/Ven off *Fluffy jumps into my arms*
1. Call him Roxas
2. Keeps calling him Roxas
3. Die his hair red
4. Blame it on Lea
5. Watch him kick is ass
6. When Ven gets frozen and gets thrown off the cliff say "I got him, I got him" then miss him and say "I don't got him"
7. When Ven says "Destroy me" say "Ok then if thats what you want" then put on a hockey mask, grab a chainsaw and run after him
8. Give him TerraXVen stories for his birthday
9. Watch him throw up
10. Steal his draw of underwear and sell them on ebay
11. Put Ven on a blind date
12. Take him to the restraunt with a blind fold on
13. Grab Master Xehanort and put him in a dress
14. Take off the blind old and watch Ven in horror as he sees Master Xehanort in a dress
15. Give him VenXVanitas stories for chirstmas
16. Watch him die
17. Video tape him in the shower and black mail him
18. Show the video tape to EVERYONE!!!
19. Watch him die as everyone laughs at him
20. Eat his lucky charm
21. When Ven finds out you've eaten it say "I thought it was a Paupo Fruit"
22. Push Ven onto Terra and say "OMG YAOI!"
23. Watch the fan girls run in
24. Give Ven an Unverse as a pet
25. Watch his pet claw his eyes out
Me: WOOHOO!!!! I feels so good to be back BABY!!
Axel: Woohoo *Burns his own underwear draw*
Roxas: Axel you just burnt your draw of underwear
Axel: DAMN IT!
Xigbar: Tee hehehe
Axel: I'll show you to laugh at me one eye! BURN BABY BURN!! *Burns Xigbar*
Xigbar: Ouch....
Me: Err...ok.... well thanks for reading this chapter hoped you all liked it and there will be more to come!
Xigbar: Help me
Me: Ok Xigbar I'll get the bandages
Roxas and Axel: REVIEW!!!!
