Me: Hi everyone!

Roxas: Hey I thought you were going to end this story?

Me: Well I changed my mind

Xigbar: Why?

Axel: Let me guess you couldn't leave us alone because you feel so guilty leaving us and so you've come up with another story just so you could be with us

Me: No.... because Scout - 116 gave me some good ideas thanks Scout - 116

Axel: Oh.... ok....

Me: And I also couldn't leave you guys

Evryone: YAY!!

Me: Ok today we are pissing off Ventus form Birth by Sleep

Roxas: Err who?

Xigbar: The guy who looks like you

Roxas: Oh that guy

Me: Well I don't know much about BBS but it's time to Piss Ventus/Ven off *Fluffy jumps into my arms*


1. Call him Roxas

2. Keeps calling him Roxas

3. Die his hair red

4. Blame it on Lea

5. Watch him kick is ass

6. When Ven gets frozen and gets thrown off the cliff say "I got him, I got him" then miss him and say "I don't got him"

7. When Ven says "Destroy me" say "Ok then if thats what you want" then put on a hockey mask, grab a chainsaw and run after him

8. Give him TerraXVen stories for his birthday

9. Watch him throw up

10. Steal his draw of underwear and sell them on ebay

11. Put Ven on a blind date

12. Take him to the restraunt with a blind fold on

13. Grab Master Xehanort and put him in a dress

14. Take off the blind old and watch Ven in horror as he sees Master Xehanort in a dress

15. Give him VenXVanitas stories for chirstmas

16. Watch him die

17. Video tape him in the shower and black mail him

18. Show the video tape to EVERYONE!!!

19. Watch him die as everyone laughs at him

20. Eat his lucky charm

21. When Ven finds out you've eaten it say "I thought it was a Paupo Fruit"

22. Push Ven onto Terra and say "OMG YAOI!"

23. Watch the fan girls run in

24. Give Ven an Unverse as a pet

25. Watch his pet claw his eyes out


Me: WOOHOO!!!! I feels so good to be back BABY!!

Axel: Woohoo *Burns his own underwear draw*

Roxas: Axel you just burnt your draw of underwear

Axel: DAMN IT!

Xigbar: Tee hehehe

Axel: I'll show you to laugh at me one eye! BURN BABY BURN!! *Burns Xigbar*

Xigbar: Ouch....

Me: Err...ok.... well thanks for reading this chapter hoped you all liked it and there will be more to come!

Xigbar: Help me

Me: Ok Xigbar I'll get the bandages

Roxas and Axel: REVIEW!!!!