Me: ...... Hi

Roxas: Stumblealot whats wrong?

Me: .....

Xigbar: Dude she's really looks depressed

Axel: I know just how to cheer her up *Burns my sister's room*

Me: ......... *sniff*

Roxas: Dear god she's crying

Xigbar: Ok what's wrong?

Me: Just some...s...stupid boys at school thats all

Axel: WHERE ARE THEY I'LL KILL THEM JUST POINT ME IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION AND I'LL KICK THEIR ASS!

Roxas: ME TOO!

Xigbar: I'LL POKE THEIR EYE OUT!

*Fluffy purrs in my arms*

Me: Thanks guys but.... we should really be getting on to the story. This time it's Aqua *sniff*

Xigbar: Axel, Roxas come here *They all huddle in a group and whisper*

Me: You'll find out what their saying in the end now, it's time to PISS AQUA OFF! *sniff*


1. Call her blue cheese

2. Shave her head and give her a beard

3. Watch her scream then call her "Master Xehanort"

4. Watch her faint

5. Push Aqua onto Maleficent and scream "Oh. My. Fucking. God. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO TERRA!" then run off

6. Give her a mohawk

7. Watch her die

8. When Aqua says "Give me back my friends heart" Say "Alright, alright geez your so impatient!" throw a heart at her

9. When she tries to give Terra his heart laugh and say "It's fake you dumbass"

10. Watch her die in embarrassment

11. When she is running to save Ventus trip her over and say "Sorry thought you were Master Xehanort again"

12. When Aqua talks to Ansem the Wise/Diz on the beach play the song "Can you feel the LOVE tonight"

13. RUN!

14. Call her Kairi over and over again

15. Watch her brain explode

16. When Aqua is fighting Vanitas play the song "Kiss the girl"

17. Watch her die even more

18. When Aqua is with Master Equarus sing "Aqua and Equarus sittting in the tree. K.I.S.S.I.N.G!"

19. Run as fast as you can

20. Give her a present saying "From Terra"

22. When she opens her present make sure you stand back a little

23. BANG!

24. Push her into a hole full of unversed


Xigbar: Ok lets go through the plan we find those boys knock then out

Roxas: Roll them up in a carpet

Axel: And throw then off a bridge!

Me: What are you doing?

Axel: Nothing.... what are you doing?

Me: Just cutting my wris.... I mean writting poetry thats all

*Fluffy holds up a sign saying she cut her self*

*Axel whispers to Roxas*

Axel: Holy shit she's turing into an Emo what do we do?

Roxas: I don't know.... should we comfort her?

Me: I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life!

Xigbar: Ok..... looks like we are going to have to say goodbye. Hoped you've enjoyed this chapter!

Roxas: And please send some comforting words or some advice she is really depressed

Axel: and remember REVIEW!