Roxas: Hi guys, sorry but Stumblealot wont be doing this story. She is suffering from depression and so we decided to help her by putting her in aroom with Sora to see whether his stupidity will make her happy again

Axel: Oh why Stumblealot?, WHY!

Xigbar: Ok Axel knock it off she is going to be fine... I hope...

Roxas: If only she wasn't being picked on from those boys maybe she wouldn't be like this

Axel: LET'S BURN THEM, BURN THEM ALL. BURN THEM UNTIL THERES NOTHING BUT ASH!

Xigbar and Roxas: ...

Xigbar: Well we can't hire another host it just wouldn't be the same

Roxas: The only thing we can do is just get on with the story

Axel: I'LL BURN THEM ALLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Xigbar: Very nice Axel now go over there so you wont burn anything

Axel: *mumbles something*

Roxas: Well it's TIME TO PISS OFF TERRA!


1. Shave off his eyebrows

2. When Terra is doing the exams put fire ants down his pants

3. Now watch him DANCE!

4. Call out Terra's name endlessly until he says 'What? What do you want?'

5. After he asks what do you want throw a cream pie at his face (Or something else)

6. RUN!

7. Push Terra onto Master Xehanort and scream "TERRA! BUT...BUT HOW COULD YOU BETRAY AQUA, HE'S SO. OLD!" then throw up

8. When Terra is fighting Xigbar keep screaming his name

9. When he asks 'what do you want' say "Your shoe lace is untied" when Terra looks down watch him get shot by Xigbar a thousand times (Xigbar: Thats what you get when you cut one of my eyes!)

10. Give him Terra/Ventus, Terra/Master Xehanort and Terra/ Master Equarus fanfiction stories

11. Watch him faint in shock

12. Make him do the Caramel Dansen Dance! Then record it and show it to Aqua and Ven

13. Watch them laugh at Terra while he dies in embarrestment

14. Poke Terra with a stick

15. When Master Xehanort has taken control of Terra (Ok I'm getting tired of spelling Master Xehanorts whole name I'm just gonna do MX) go up to him, look straight into his eyes and say "Your so...OLD!" Then run!

16. When Terra is fighting MX put Ventus down his pants!

17. Watch him scream 'WHAT THE F**K' then try to get Ven out while MX is LHAO (Laughing His Ass Off)

18. When Terra is showing his wooden keyblade to Aqua and Ven grab it and say "Thats no keyblade! Thats a vibrater, hey Aqua here's an early Birthday Present"

19. RUN AND DON'T STOP RUNNING!

20. Blow Terra up

21. Push Terra onto Ventus and scream "CHILD RAPE" then report it to Master Equarus

22. Watch Terra cry while Master Equarus is slapping his bum or telling him how much he has disgraced him

23. After all this make sure you know how to RUN!


Roxas: Well that wasn't so bad, even though we made this story

Xigbar: I like it when I shoot Terra a thousand times!

Axel: BURN!

Roxas: Calm down Axel we will find these guys sort them out and then you can burn them

Axel: Really?

Xigbar: Really, Really

Roxas: Hey where's Fluffy?

Fluffy: *Just ate all the cookies from Xigbars secreat stash*

Xigbar: You BASTERED! *Tries to get Fluffy but is stopped by Axel*

Roxas: Well this isn't going to be good, well thanks for watching and remember if someone stole your cookies it was proberly Fluffy

Fluffy: *Hold up sign saying: REVIEW!*