"I am très bored!" France declared as he stood up from his seat on the ongoing train.
"Thanks for sharing, now would you just sit down!?" Lovino yelled at the Frenchman, who just smiled evilly in return.
"Non mon ami, I am just too bored for that." He said with a wink the angry Italian's way, who shuddered in return and hid behind Spain.
"Come now Lovi! Francis might have something fun to do!~" Antonio said with a smile.
"I agree, don't be so drab Romano, I have something fun to do!~" France said, evil smile still in place.
"Uhh…." South Italy replied and decided it would be best to just leave the room and go find his fratello's, the potato bastard's, and Prussia's room.
After France made sure that Romano had gone, he quickly turned to Spain and flashed a big smile. "L'Espagne I have an idea to cure our impending boredom, but it requires the whole of the Bad Friend's Trio." France explained quickly as he sat back down on the red leather bench. "Now I need you to go get Prusse and some 'special' items for me."
"Okay!" Spain said and ran out of the room with a giddy gait, off to find their female Prussian friend.
"Feliciano! Get off that potato freak!" Romano yelled as he burst into the trio's compartment.
"Vee, but fratello, I was just leaning on Ludwig's shoulder!" Italy exclaimed as he stood up from the comfortable leather seat. The train car was your average one, made of wood fromNo. 3 The Larch, red leather as a cushion for the sets, and a single window on the side of the room, a sliding door on the other. Sitting on the right side close to the door was Germany, trying to read a book, and on the other side sat Prussia, one leg resting on top of the other and her chin was resting on the knuckle of her hand, that other at her side as she gazed outside the window starring at the passing scenery.
"I don't care dammit! Come on, we're going back to my car." Romano said as he dragged Italy out of the room and down the red carpeted hall.
"Thank goodness they left without causing too much trouble." Germany sighed as he put his book down and stared at Gilberte.
"Yeah." She said as she turned her head away from the beautiful Swiss countryside to look at her younger brother. They sat like that in an awkward silence when suddenly there was a knock at the door.
"Come in." Germany said as he finally broke his gaze away from his sister and went back to his book.
"¡Hola!" A voice shouted as the door slowly opened to reveal an annoyingly peppy Spain.
"What are you doing here?" Prussia politely asked as she looked towards the Spaniard and away from her brother.
"France told me to come and get you because he was bored and wanted to do something fun!" Spain said cheerfully and grabbed the Prussian's arm and started dragging her out the door.
"Okay then." Prussia said as Spain opened the door and dragged her out into the hallway.
"Don't do anything stupid or get her hurt!" Ludwig shouted after them as he watched the back of their heads disappear into the hall. Germany sighed and picked his book up. Alone again huh?, he thought and let his mind get absorbed into the story. I hope they don't do anything stupid, he thought, yeah right, of course they will. He made a mental note to take France to one of England's restaurants that weekend.
"Okay Prussia, Francis asked me to pick up some things for him so we're going to have to make a quick stop." Antonio smiled brightly and pulled out a list titled " Operation Piss of Germany #6485231".
"Wow, you guys sure like to annoy Ludwig." Gilberte said as she gaped at the number operation it was.
"Well, we just started numbering them fairly recently to make it easier to organize them!" Spain exclaimed as they approached another door. "Here we are!" He said as he yanked on the handle and opened the door.
"What's taking them so long? I am simply to fabulous to be kept waiting any longer!" France said as he paced back and forth in the train car. He was just about to give up and go look for them when there was a knock at the door. "Come in!" He yelled and waited to see who it was. To his great pleasure there standing in the doorway was Spain holding onto a confused Prussia.
"We're here!" Antonio shouted and grinned madly while Prussia just stared at the two of them. "Sorry I'm late I was busy predicting the future." Spain said as he looked expectantly at France.
"If you can predict the future why couldn't you predict you'd be late?" France asked then looked at Gilberte who just stared back. "Oh, right." He said and turned to Antonio.
"Because shut up." Spain finished and grinned madly at Francis.
"What was…" Prussia asked as she just gazed quizzically at them.
"It's like a secret handshake." Spain explained seeing her confusion.
"Okay?" She said as she decided it would be best to just drop the subject completely and move on.
"Back to business, did you get the stuff?" France asked impatiently.
"Yup! Right here!" Spain said as he lifted up the plastic Wal-Mart back he had been holding the entire time.
"Magnifique!" Francis said as he happily grabbed the bag from the Spanish man's outstretched hand.
"Why do you need these? What are you going to do with them?" Prussia asked curiously.
"Well my dear Prusse, we need these to execute our little plan that you yourself came up with for the Bad Friend's Trio to do when bored." France explained as he started reading off the plan, giving orders to the correct people. This was going to be fun, he thought and ran off to his station, the plan was being set into motion.
Germany had been sitting peacefully on the train and had almost managed to actually finish his book when suddenly an explosion of loud screams came from the hall. Don't tell me, he thought as he opened the door and looked out into the hallway. Of course, he thought as he watched screaming neon coloured passengers being chased by cantaloupes and rubber duckies, that when stepped on squirted out whipped cream. Why me? Germany asked himself as he watched this event unfold.
After Ludwig had managed to once again fix up a problem the trio had caused he went out in search of them. It didn't take long to find them, they had been hiding out in the dining room under one of the tables, France and Spain were laughing their heads off and Prussia had an unreadable expression on her face. "You two are in a lot of trouble." Germany said as he picked up Francis and Antonio.
"Ah but mon ami, we were just having a little fun." France continued himself as he continued giggling.
"Yeah, lighten up amigo!" Spain cheered when he suddenly noticed Gilberte. "Hey, what's wrong Gil?" Antonio asked, voice melting from joy to concern as he stared at her.
"Well, it's just-"She started to say when she burst out laughing. "The look on West's face when he saw what we did, awesome!" She exclaimed and continued giggling hysterically, tears streaming down her face as she laid her legs out in front of her and leaned all her weight on her hands which were behind her back pressed against the floor.
The others just stared at her for a moment before catching themselves. "Did you just call him West!?" France asked hopefully.
"And did you just say that our prank was awesome?" Spain asked excitedly as he started wriggling around in Germany's grip, who then proceeded to drop the two, shock etched onto his face.
"Huh?" She seemed to question to no one and suddenly fell forward, mumbling something before fainting.
"!?" They all were surprised by the sudden action and Germany quickly reached out and caught her before she hit the floor, carefully picking her up and cradling her in his large arms.
"Let's go back to the train car." Germany said as he turned away from the others and started walking away. "We'll discuss this later." He said as he turned and glared at them. Then he looked back down at Prussia and looked back at them, expression softening. "Come on then." He ordered as he gestured for them to follow and led them down the hallway to the empty train car.
"They sat in silence for the rest of the trip to Austria, not evening looking at each other. Prussia lay on one side, her body covered by a warm blue blanket and Ludwig sat next to her protectively and was staring out the window while France and Spain sat on the other side, looking anywhere but at the other occupants of the room. This was going to be a long day.
"Italy c'mon let's go! Stop eating all the pasta and gelato!" Romano begged his brother as he watched him stuff serving after serving into his mouth one at a time.
"But fratello! This is the only yummy food they have!" Italy complained as he continued eating the meals. They had been there all day and didn't even notice the events that had taken place in their absence. After Romano had dragged Feliciano through the halls, Feliciano had noticed two things. One, was the Italian buffet set out on the table, it had seemed like it had been made for him so he asked his brother to come over and eat something. Second, he noticed Greece sleeping on the train surrounded by cats and murmuring something about "Getting pictures of a Swiss girl for Japan." But that was all he heard as he spotted the food on the table.
"Why do I feel like we missed something important, again!?" Lovino yelled exasperated as he collapsed in a chair, maybe some gelato would help? Might as well right? So he ate gelato and Italy stuffed his face all day and they returned at night, complaining of many things.
A/N: Well here's the next chapter! Completely different from what I planned but whatever. This story is dedicated to Greece for being Greece! I actually liked this chapter a lot, and well there are about three chapters left. This story is seriously a load off my mind! I have about 6 or more other story ideas and only 2 of them are one-shots, but they're long ones! Grrr……… did anyone catch the YGOTAS or Monty Python references? Reviews are love! Greece and Switzerland are in here or mentioned somehow, I promise!
