A/N: Bwahaha, I love this one. --Katie

Disclaimer: Prince of Tennis is copyright Konomi Takeshi. We're just borrowing his characters for the fun or torturing them.

Drabble the third: Rikkaidai/Kirihara

Kirihara held the pregnancy test close to his face, examining the little pink plus sign. He sighed. Well, it wasn't as if he hadn't been expecting it. With all the unprotected sex he had, he couldn't get lucky forever.

He figured he should tell his senpai-tachi as soon as possible, so the next day at practice, while talking to Yanagi, he casually said, "So, I found out yesterday that I'm pregnant."

Yanagi just blinked at him, then said, "Well, there was a ninety-six percent chance it would happen while we were still in high school."

Kirihara glared. "You knew that and you still never used a condom."

"Team rule. Take some responsibility and get spermicidal lubricant."

"Jerk."

Niou, who had been listening in as he practiced with Yagyuu a few feet away, rushed over. "So whose is it, Akaya?"

"Er--well--it's Yanagi-senpai's. I think. Er--" Kirihara pursed his lips. He'd automatically assumed Yanagi was the father, but--well, Rikkai was a very… open team, and during the monthly orgies he'd had sex with pretty much all of them. "Or it could be… erm… yours. Or… Yagyuu-senpai's… or 'Mura-buchou's… or Fukubuchou's… or… well. Anyone's, really."

Niou sniggered. "Don't even know who your baby-daddy is. Maybe we should try out condoms after all."

They all looked at each other for a moment, then shook their heads.

"Not worth it," Kirihara decided. "Doesn't really matter whose it is anyway. Buchou's going to turn it into a mindless tennis drone."

"True," Niou said. "That's what he did with Marui's, after all."

A/N: …:D?