A/N: I've never written Platinum Pair!! My Platinum Pair virginity has been lost!!! --Scarlet

Disclaimer: Do any boys kiss in this series? No? Then we don't own it, though it owns our souls.

Drabble the sixth: Niou/Yagyuu

For once Yagyuu just could not be a gentleman. "Niou, I'm pregnant."

"What!?" The blue haired boy twirled and pinned his fellow trickster to the lockers with a strong hand on his shoulder.

"I'm pregnant."

Niou grabbed the hem of the black and yellow tennis jersey, yanking it up to reveal Yagyuu's stomach.

"No way, your stomach looks the same as it always has."

Yagyuu glared. "I won't look pregnant for at least another two months, idiot!"

"Whose is it?"

"Whose do you think it is!?" Yagyuu's voice raised, making several of the first years nearby stare at them.

"What are you looking at?" Niou growled at them, "Don't you have balls to pick up!?"

"It's yours." Yagyuu removed his glasses and started cleaning them, a habit he'd picked up somewhere between his last year of junior high and his second year of high school. He had a sneaking suspicion it had something to do with constantly wiping questionable fluids from them whenever he got near a member of the team in a semi-private location.

"Give me those." Niou snatched the spectacles and wiped them himself.

"So, what should we do about it?"

"Well I never planned on being a dad…" Niou smiled slightly. "Sorry for freaking out like that…" He slipped his arms around Yagyuu's waist and kissed him.

"I wouldn't expect anything less…"

"You know me all too well." He slipped the glasses back onto the purple-haired boy's face after another kiss. "Guess I need to start following Buchou and Fukubuchou around, huh?"