Chapter 28:

Edward's POV

Alice burst through the door of Emmett and Rosalie's room. Alice. Why does she have to be so annoying.

"Alright guys. Here is the deal. No whinning or yelling or objecting anything. If you follow these rules I will work fast." She smiled sweetly.

"Whatever Alice. Let's just get it over with." Emmett said.

"Okay. All of you put these tuxs on. I'll step out of the room for a second, but you have two minutes." She said as she slammed the door.

I picked up my tux and began to put it on. It wasn't so bad I guess. I don't know. Anything is worth putting up with for Bella's and my wedding, I suppose.

"Jeez... purple." Emmett whinned. "Couldn't she have gone with something a little more manish."

"Just shut up and put it on, Emmett." Jasper said. "Be glad that it isn't pink."

I could hear Bella talking to Alice through the door.

"Alice, did you get a tux for Jake?" She asked.

"Yes. Go call him and tell him that he needs to be here early to get dressed." Alice answered.

Then I heard the whoosh of Bella running down the stairs, before Alice came in.

"Time's up." She twinkled. "Get in line so I can inspect you." She giggled.

We lined up, just dying to get out of here. She walked along infront of us and behind us.

"Okay all done. Take them off and put them in the box. Thanks, guys. See it wasn't that bad." She giggled again.

Bella's POV

I ran downstairs to call Jake. I have to catch him, otherwise Alice will go insane. I dialed his number. And he answered after three rings.

"Hello?" Jake asked.

"Hey Jake! It's me!" I said.

"Oh, hey Bells. What's up?" He said. He sounded happier now.

"Well... I kinda forgot to tell you something earlier about tomorrow." I said.

"And what would that be?" He asked a little impaitently.

"You need to get here early to get dressed. Alice has a tux for you. Apparently, since you are the best man, you have to match the other guys." I said sadly. I doubt he would be happy about having to deal with Alice.

"Oh, alright. That's fine. Anything for you Bells." He laughed.

"Really?" I questioned.

"Sure sure." He chuckled again.

"Thanks, Jake. You're a lifesaver." I said.

"Kay. I got to go. Bye." He said.

"Bye." I replied.

Ok. One problem down. I hope there would be no more. If I screwed up my own wedding, that would be sad.

"Beeeeeeelllllllllaaaaaaaaa!" Alice called. Oh no!

"In here." I said.

"Time for your bacholerette party!" She squealed.

"What! No come on Alice! I just wanna sit with Edward." I gave her my best puppy dog face.

"No! Besides, the guys already left for their own party." She said. I sighed.

"Ok. Whatever. What are we going to do for this party?" I asked.

"Well... I figured that you wouldn't want a stripper, and we don't either, so I thought we could all sit around and tell stories and do manicures, pedicures, and make overs." She smiled.

"Okay. That sounds surprisingly nice." I joked.

"I know, right?" She squealed in happiness. Probably over me not being a grouch about it. "Oh and uhhh there are a few other bachelorette party games too." She added nonchalantly.

"What sort of games?" I asked suspiciously. My eyes narrowed.

"You'll see." She giggled.

"Esme. Rose." She called up the stairs. "We are getting ready to start." I groaned. And the torture begins... NOW!

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