Chapter 30:

Bella's POV

Where's Edward? They still haven't come home from their bachelor's party. Maybe I should go look for him. What are they doing?

"Don't even think about it, Bella!" Alice screamed up the stairs.

Uhhh stupid psychic! I hope he gets back soon. Claire de Lune is getting kind of annoying! I decided to go ask Esme when they will be back.

"Esme?" I asked. She was standing in the kitchen, watching the Cooking channel.

"Yes, dear?" She responded.

"When will the guys be back? It is like five in the morning!" I said.

"Soon, but you are not allowed to see them!" Alice interupted and Esme gave me a sympathetic look.

"Alllliiiiiccccceeee... pleeease!" I begged.

"NO! Besides we have to start get you ready in about half an hour, so catch some rest now." She said before walking out of the room.

I growled and Esme came over to hug me.

"Don't worry Bella! This will be the best day of your life!" She said happily.

"Sure sure." I said. I guess I picked up that habit from Jake.

She smiled and went back to watching the tv.

I walked out into the living room. Rosalie was watching MTV.

"Ah! These human reality shows are so boring! These losers without dates don't have them for good reasons."

"Hey Rose." I said.

"Oh hey Bells. I hear you were gonna try to escape." She said.

"Well, yeah! Where are they?" I said.

"I don't know. Em won't tell me, but trust me, they are not doing anything bad." She smiled. That is probably true. Emmett is terrified of Rose. And Carlisle is with them.

"Thanks. I hear you don't like this reality show." I said. She laughed.

"Come on! Look at that guy! He is a gross pig, who picks his nose, and doesn't think it is rude to fart!" She exclaimed. "He is a freak! No one would ever go out with him! Unless they are blind and deaf!" She yelled.

I burst into fits of laughter.

"What is so funny?" She asked.

"You." I said.

"Thank you, thank you." She stood up and bowed.

"BEEEELLLLLAAAA!" Alice called.

"So are you going to help Alice torture me?" I asked.

"You bet!" She squealed before grabbing my arm and running me upstairs to Alice's room.

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