A/N: JFTR, I wrote this at work. I wrote it, reread it, and cackled in amusement. Do not cackle behind a concession counter. You will get funny looks. --Scarlet

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Drabble the sixteenth: AtoHiyo

"Hiyoshi-kun? Hiyoshi-kun, are you all right?" Ohtori called into the bathroom hesitantly. He heard Hiyoshi mutter something before he exited the bathroom stall. "What's wrong, Hiyoshi-kun?" The silver-haired boy stepped over to where his friend was splashing water on his face.

"Go tell Atobe to hide."

"What?" Choutarou blinked.

"Hiiiiyoshi-kuuun," Gakuto cooed from the doorway, Oshitari behind him, "Atobe's looking for you."

"I don't--"

"There you are!" Atobe pushed the dirty pair aside and strutted towards the underclassmen. "Ore-sama has been looking all over for you! Your doctor notified Ore-sama that you are pregnant, and Ore-sama needs to know if it's his." He stopped in front of Hiyoshi and Choutarou and looked at them expectantly.

Choutarou could feel the hate radiating in waves from his friend and took a small step away from him. "Buchou, Hiyoshi-kun wanted me to tell you to hide."

Laughter came from the now completely blocked entryway. Shishido and Gakuto were doubled over in laughter, Oshitari smirked beside the ever-stoic Kabaji who was carrying a snoozing Jiroh.

"It's his. Isn't it?" Gakuto jeered.

Shishido grinned. "Guess that means you won't be gekokujou-ing anyone for a while!" He and Gakuto broke down into laughter again.