A/N: This is one of Katie's creations. It's Inui/the OTHER Fuji…. –Scarlet
Disclaimer: Inui's not this stupid in canon.
Drabble the twenty-fourth: Inui/Fuji
"INUI!"
Inui blinked at the sound of someone pounding on his front door and screaming his name. He stood, putting aside the notebook in which he'd been recording a new Inui Juice recipe, and went to answer the door.
Fuji stood outside, and he looked positively livid. "Why didn't you tell me you were fucking my brother?"
"Oh." Inui's brain went into overdrive trying to think of a way to keep Fuji from killing him. "Yuuta told you about our relationship?"
"Not willingly. I found a used pregnancy test in the garbage, and when I asked him who the father was, he--"
"Wait," Inui interrupted. "A pregnancy test? Was it positive?"
"Yuuta didn't tell you? That's so like him--anyway, since my brother is having your baby, I'll let you live. For now. But I swear to God if you ever hurt him, I won't hold back." With that Fuji left, slamming the door behind him.
Inui stared after him in disbelief. "Yuuta is... pregnant..." He smiled slowly. "I must start working on a prenatal Inui Juice immediately!"
