A/N: Scarlet wrote this one, but I think it's friggin' hilarious.

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Drabble the thirty-first: Tanaka twins/Kajimoto

"It's nice of you two to come with your big brother for his first ultrasound." The nurse jotted down a few things on the clip board as she waited for their patient to come back in the medical gown.

"What about a big brother?" Kajimoto came out of the small bathroom attached to the examination room.

"Oh I was just telling your little sisters how nice it was of them to come with you, most siblings aren't very involved in the pregnancies." The nurse smiled.

Kajimoto looked at the nurse for a moment, and then over to Youhei and Kouhei. The twins sat on the examination bed, glaring.

"We're boys." Youhei hopped down from the bed.

"And we're the fathers of Takahisa's baby." Kouhei jumped down too, crossing his arms.

The nurse looked between the twins and Kajimoto. "And you're the one who got pregnant…"

"Two against one." Kajimoto shrugged.