A/N: …I don't know what to say about this besides "XD".
Disclaimer: Despite how perfectly in character this is (obviously), we are not Konomi Takeshi and don't claim to own Prince of Tennis.
Drabble the thirty-first: Jackal/Marui
"JACKAL!"
Jackal jumped. "What, Bunta?"
"We have to flee the country."
"What are you talking about?"
Marui marched into the kitchen, pouting and holding up a pregnancy test. "If we don't want Buchou to take this one, we can't stay in Japan. He'll find out and he'll steal it like he stole the other two."
Jackal sighed. "Damn it. All right. Do you have the disguises?"
Marui nodded. "I already called to have all the money in our bank account transferred."
"Right. Start packing." Jackal really hoped it worked this time. The last time Marui had gotten pregnant, Yukimura had tracked them down in the States and kidnapped the baby from the hospital.
"Do think he'll still want it if it's a girl?" Marui asked. "I thought maybe even if it's a boy we could dress him as a girl or get him a sex-change or something..."
Jackal shook his head. "Buchou will know." He kissed Marui's forehead. "I'll be back in a few hours."
"Where are you going?"
"To scalp some plane tickets. If we get them the legitimate way Buchou'll find us easily..."
