A/N: Ahaha oh damn this was so fun.

Disclaimer: Konomi-sensei may sit in his office writing porn and jacking off to Yukimura and Fuji playing tennis, but he didn't write this.

Drabble the forty-first: Fuji/Echizen

Fuji walked into his bedroom to see Ryoma crouching on the windowsill, his head sticking out into the air. "Echizen, what in the world are you doing?" He wrapped his arms around Ryoma's waist and pulled him back into the room. "That's dangerous."

To his surprise, Ryoma struggled violently against his hold, kicking his legs and flailing.

"Let me go!" Ryoma shouted. "Let me go, I have to jump!"

Alarmed, Fuji managed to push Ryoma to the floor and straddle his waist, pinning his arms above his head. "Echizen, why would you want to kill yourself?"

"Because the world does not need another you," Ryoma muttered.

Fuji blinked, then smiled delightedly. "Oh, Ryoma, you're pregnant?"

"I'm not pregnant," he spat the word, "I'm the human vessel of the Antichrist."