A/N: Woot! Second chapter :D!
This one will feature Black*Star's version of "We are the Champions".
I could imagine him singing something like that XD.

Disclaimer: I do not own Soul Eater or any of it's characters nor the
songs


Black*Star whistled loudly as he grabbed Tsubaki's arm and jumped off of the balcony, the demon tool looking horrified as they free-fell towards the stage.

"Tsubaki? Black*Star? Hello? It's your t-tu- the hell?" Kid quickly jumped out of the way of the blue-haired assassin and weapon, landing on his chest. "Why can't you two just walk up to the stage?"

"Ha! That's no fun!" the assassin chuckled as he was handed a microphone by Spirit who managed to sneak away from his pissed daughter. "My song is going to be freaking AWESOME! AHAHAHA! You'll all quake in fear of my sweet musical talents!"

"Yes, Black*Star," Kid sighed as he ripped up one of the note cards and began to walk off stage. "He's your problem now, Tsubaki..."

"What is that idiot doing?" Maka yelled, staring at the widescreen from backstage. Patti simply giggled loudly, her cheeks stuffed with popcorn and Blair, who had returned to her cat form, was sleeping soundlessly on the young meister's lap.

"I mean, what kind of no-brained moron jumps off of a balcony?" Maka yelled as the camera zoomed in on Kid's retreating form. "Oh, that kind of no-brained moron... No wonder professor Stein thinks Black*Star's grandfather was a primate."

Spirit then quickly slipped backstage as well, his head heavily guarded with a pillow strapped to the top of his head. He had threatened moments ago to Maka to go change into something more formidable or he would pull her out Shibusen. She of course didn't
feel like running home, so she denied his request and chased him a few blocks down with a large dictionary. The death scythe was now expecting a large Maka-chop.

"Papa~!" Maka called innocently from the couch. The death scythe smiled and instantly dashed over to his daughter, a large grin on his face.

"Yes my dearest daughter? What do you need? Whatever it is, daddy will get it," Spirit replied, mesmerized as Maka held her arms open wide.

"I just want a hug, papa, that's all," the young meister giggled as Spirit went in for the embrace. They hugged for a mere second before Maka unexpectedly ripped the pillow off of his red-head abruptly

"MAKA-CHOP!" the blonde yelled as she pulled out a large, black dictionary and smashed it down onto her unsuspecting father. Spirit instantly passed out and fell backwards, a large and bloody dent on the top of his head from the book once stood.

"And that's what YOU get! Bastard!" Maka screamed as she reclaimed her seat. Tsubaki had apparently began speaking sheepishly on stage.

Back on the stage, "Well, Black*Star had made his own version of 'We are the Champions' called 'I am the Champion'." Tsubaki explained as Black*Star bounced around the stage in his normal ninja attire.

"It looks like they're starting..." Liz mummbled from the balcony as Black*Star began to dance 'the running man' along with the sprinkler and lawnmower. "I'm embarrassed to even know that monkey-assassin kid."

"Alright! Such a star like me shouldn't be kept waiting so let's staaart!" the boastful meister yelled into the microphone, causing several people in the audience to cover their ears.

"Okay, just don't break anything like you did in practice, Black*Star," Soul called off to the side, only audible by the assassin and ninja tool. "You still owe me a few thousand for the equipment you destroyed."

"Yeah, yeah, just don't keep the big man waiting," the assassin smirked as he readied himself. "I'll make you feel my wreath if you don't pick up the pace, Soul." The death scythe sighed but readied himself on the large grand piano.

We are the Champions- Black*Star's Version

Tsubaki:
I've paid my dues -
Time after time -
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime -

Black*Star:
Yeah right!

And bad mistakes
I've made none
I've kicked my share of sand in your face -
But I've come through

The crowd winced at the... not so good singing emitting from the teal- haired meister as he continued to dance randomly on the stage.

Black*Star:
I am the champion - my friends
And I'll keep on fighting - till the end -

Black*Star, Tsubaki:
I am the champion -
I am the champion

Black*Star:
No time for losers
'Cause I am the champion - of the world -

"I didn't think that idiot could get anymore self-centered," Maka mummbled during the interlude as Blair iced Spirit's head in her human form.

I've taken my bows (not enough)
And my curtain calls -
I've brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it

Tsubaki:
I thank you all -

But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise -

Black*Star:
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race -
And I ain't gonna lose - Damn straight!

I am the champion - my friends
And I'll keep on fighting - till the end -

Black*Star, Tsubaki:
I am the champion -
I am the champion

Black*Star:
No time for losers (like you)
'Cause I am the champion - of the world -

One by one, over twenty blazing teal and white fireworks were suddenly set off at the sides of the stage in the form of Black*Star's signature, courtesy of Ox, Jacqueline and Harvar who were stationed under the stage, setting up the fireworks for that one task. The
assassin cackles loudly as Tsubaki stood in awe.

The crowd of over-excited meister's couldn't help but howl and clap loudly at the big dramatic finish, with Black*Star's chuckle.

"I don't recall having fireworks on the menu..." Death Scythe grumbled incoherently, he

looked delusional. "I-I thought that bouncing soda can could sing for a second..."

"Shhh! Kid's walking back on stage!" Maka hushed as her and Patti paid close attention to the widescreen.

'How in the hell did those fireworks not set the room on fire?' Kid wondered as he made his way on stage, his ear drums still ringing from the... odd singing. 'And I don't recall being told that fireworks would be present. Oh well.'

"That was an... interesting performance," Kid commented as he walked up to Black*Star. "But what does the bitch-judge have to say?"

"First of all, stop fricking calling me that, damn it!" the witch hissed into her microphone. "Second of all, your horrible singing you crack-head ninja with blue hair killed half of my brain cells. Thirdly, I enjoyed the ending even though it was uncalled for and your partner's singing."

"HA! You're just jealous of my awesome singing talents bitch-judge!" the assassin boasted as he mooned the Medusa and stuck out his pink tongue.

The witch scowled and would have already attempted to kill Black*Star if it weren't for her shackles. "I said not to call me that shitty name!" Medusa snapped.

"Um, I don't think that's very appropriate, Black*Star, we're in front of the whole school and all," Tsubaki whispered to her hyper partner.

"Fine, whatever, Marie, you're up," the meister sighed and stopped his mooning to face the judges.

"Uhh... It was... Unique?" the blonde weapon mummbled, unsure of what to say without offending the assassin. 'Yeah, that works...'

"Well I for one should try out a new experiment on removing your vocal chords the next time you volunteer for testing again," Stein added into the microphone. "You sound like Medusa giving birth to a hippopotamus."

"Question, how would you know what that sounds like, pervert-Stein," Medusa smirked as Stein turned the knob on his head silently.

"Oh, I know a lot of things... and most of it I shouldn't really know," the professor smirked back with his insane smile. "Would you like to find out what I know, bitch?"

"Uh, NO THANK YOU!" Medusa replied slightly hesitantly. Stein smirked and turned back to the boastful blue-haired assassin on stage.

"Oh, I get it, you are so jealous of my great singing that you want to remove my vocal chords!" Black*Star chuckled. Tsubaki had given up several sentences ago.

"Black*Star, that was just horrible, please just leave the stage already," Shinigami-sama commented bluntly. The assassin smiled widely and grabbed his weapon's arm.

"YAHOO!" Black*Star jumped off stage and barged into the door leading to the backstage. "I KNEW I could surpass God in a singing contest!"

"We'll see about that," Kid smirked as the assassin dashed past him right before he ran into the door leading backstage.

"YAHOO! You'll never beat me, Kid! AHAHAHA!" Black*Star called back blissfully. The ninja continued to run until they nearly met the back exit.

"B-Black*Star!" Tsubaki screamed as she nearly was flung into the wall. The assassin quickly halted though in front of the crowded couch with Maka, Patti, Blair and Spirit sitting on.

"So, how was it? Did you quake in fear of my awesomeness?" the assassin smirked as Tsubaki stood idly off to the side. "Oh, I knew it was Godly!"

"Horrible," all four replied in unison bluntly with Tsubaki sweat dropping in the back round.

"Why don't you two just grab a bite to eat and relax?" Spirit suggested as he stood up and headed for the ladder leading to the lights. "I just hope Hiro didn't mess up the lights again..."

"There's FOOD?" Black*Star yelled excitedly as Tsubaki took a seat on the floor in front of Maka. Patti pointed towards the extravagant snack bar and the assassin was off without a moment's hesitation.

"That was... odd..." Kid added as a side note to the crowd as he stood on stage, not following the note cards at the moment. "Anyways, next up is a song sang by professor Stein and Spirit with Blair as a back-up singer called 'Pretty Fly (for a Death Scythe)'."

Spirit instantly froze, only an arm length's away from the ladder as he heard his name being called. "WHAT? I didn't sign up for this!" the scythe couldn't help but bawl as the others present in the room couldn't help but giggle. "Who the f- STEIN! I'll get you back for this!"


A/N: All of these songs are on meh bro's iPod and the real name of
Spirit's song is "Pretty Fly (for a white guy)" sang by one of my
favorite bands, The Offspring.

XD, I can imagine Black*Star screaming that from rooftops like a mad
man.

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